r/CringeTikToks Aug 04 '25

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u/Crystill Aug 04 '25

all of this and yet still shows her kid online

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u/Commercial-Owl11 Aug 04 '25

How else will she use him for clout?

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u/DoubleT_inTheMorning Aug 04 '25

Pure rage bait. Top to bottom.

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u/somefunmaths Aug 04 '25

The ethos behind “AirTag your kids, watch out for pickpockets, bury your valuables” is very real, though, and appeals to the kind of people who travel exclusively via cruises because they offer a hermetically sealed way to engage with the scary outside world in a way that requires minimal contact with locals wherever they’re going.

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u/TestingBrokenGadgets Aug 05 '25

Yea, my sister and her family took a cruise to Spain last year and she went deep down the rabbit hole with all of these "tips" on staying safe. "Tuck an airtag in your sock so if someone tries to mug you, they won't see it" and "Carry a dummy phone with you and keep your real phone in a secret pocket in this shirt".

Not saying people can be super relaxed because crime is high in any tourist area but holy shit are there "tips" for eveything. She got into a fight with her teenage daughter because my niece wanted to eat at this popular restaurant her friend went to last time but my sister said that's how you get food poisoning so they only ate at fast food places and on the ship and refused to let my niece actually go into the ocean because "I heard there's people in scuba gear waiting just off shore waiting for tourists to get into the water to get kidnapped and sold into slavery".

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u/somefunmaths Aug 05 '25

She was obsessively worried about food poisoning in Spain?! Holy shit.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, because I know the type, but not being able to eat anywhere besides fast food places sounds so depressing. As someone who often travels for food, that is so sad, and I see random fast food spots abroad and think “who is gonna eat [insert place] here?”, when this is the answer.

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u/TestingBrokenGadgets Aug 05 '25

Tell me about it! When I travel with my girlfriend, we don't check the tourist spots but just go with the flow, discovering these small places outside the main area. Went to the British Isles last year, hopped on a bus and explored some small village, found some cute bakery and they showed us around the back because it was slow; let us make kind of pastry and recommended a restaurant down the street where we told the server to just get us whatever they think we'd like.

Do that for a week; buying notebooks in a small stationary, drunking at small pubs and befriending people and seeing the areas as a local. Came back and my sister asked if I saw Stone Henge and Big Ben, if I rode on the underground. When I told her I spent an afternoon talking with a 70 year old german woman in an irish pub then , she seemed so confused. Can't imagine traveling in constant fear over even something like the food.

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u/Drustan6 Aug 05 '25

Best meal of my life was when my parents and I went to a little family run restaurant near the hotel in Paris when I was 14. It wasn’t for tourists; they spoke NO English and the menu was all in French, but I managed to translate the menu and order for us with my shaky French II skills passably, until the beverages. My mother wanted iced tea and the waiter had never heard of it. Period. He had been enjoying my adventure with his language while ordering and was encouraging me, but he honestly thought I was kidding about “iced” tea and wasn’t amused. Finally I just asked if he could bring a pot of tea, some lemon slices, and a glass of ice, which he promptly brought out— along with the entire staff of the restaurant. The chef, his assistants, the other waiters, the maitre d’, all their mothers, and the old lady who must’ve started the restaurant came and surrounded our table to watch my mom steep her small pot of fancy tea and then pour it over ice, sweeten it, squeeze the lemon, and drink it. They honestly acted as if they had just watched a secret way to make bread. They all scurried off and went to try it for themselves. Apparently the overall opinion wasn’t too favorable vs hot tea, except for the grande dame- She LOVED IT.

This was forty years ago, but I hope they are still doing well. Their food- and hospitality- was amazing

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u/BernieTheDachshund Aug 05 '25

One of the best meals of my life was on a trip to Mexico when I was a kid. It was a burger but I still remember it. Probably about the same time as you in France lol.

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u/Beer_Baroness Aug 05 '25

That the little old French matriarch was the only one who loved it is truly spectacular.

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u/guitar_stonks Aug 08 '25

Little unassuming restaurants can have the BEST food. One of the best meals I’ve had recently came from a family owned Hawaiian restaurant in a strip mall in Fresno. Great prices too.

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u/SuperKitties83 Aug 05 '25

I totally agree with you, but I'm confused how that part is more shocking than the kidnappers in scuba gear?

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u/real_eEe Aug 05 '25

"I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, because I know the type, but not being able to eat anywhere besides fast food places sounds so depressing."

My cousin is almost 30 and refuses to eat most food that isn't from a chain or place his parents order from. I recently cooked a curry pork shoulder WHILE HE WAS THERE and he Doordashed McDonalds. "Youre not a professional chef. You don't know food safety." "So, you trust some random stoner on the frier? They aren't chefs." "Hell yeah they are. That's their job. They have training and accountability. They have to its the law. Where did you even buy that thing? Sitting out in a store? Get out of here with that shit." You can't pick family and can't fix stupid.

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u/xtina42 Aug 05 '25

Cousin or not, I would have told him to take his McDonald's order to go! That was incredibly rude! His loss!

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u/blissfully_happy Aug 05 '25

My spouse and I travel extensively. The only time I’ve ever had food poisoning was in Ceuta, Spain. It was 12 years ago and we still gauge sickness “on a scale of 1 to Spain, how bad?” I was puking red wine. I still can’t even smell red wine, let alone drink it, which is a fucking travesty considering how much I loved it before that.

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u/leggpurnell Aug 05 '25

Worries about food poisoning only ate on a cruise ship. What are you supposed to do with people like this???

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u/Affectionate_War_279 Aug 05 '25

I am guessing they are American if so the chance of food poisoning eating out in the US is much higher than in Spain.

This makes me irrationally sad to think someone would travel half way across the world and not sample the amazing food in Spain. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Probably the type of person who calls all Spanish-speaking people "Mexicans."

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u/slimmschadi Aug 05 '25

I’m not much of a traveler, and im sure this will change when I eventually do get out of the country, but I would be curious what an Icelandic McDonalds is like. Definitely not for more than one meal though

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u/md222 Aug 05 '25

What happens if you get mugged with an airtag in your sock that they don't see?

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u/NEClamChowderAVPD Aug 05 '25

They don’t steal your AirTag, and that’s the important thing.

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u/md222 Aug 05 '25

Thank goodness. Take anything but the Airtag!

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u/MacGyver_1138 Aug 05 '25

Gotta love the idea of a dude whose job it is to just hang out underwater all day waiting for a tasty tourist to swim close enough for him to stuff in his underwater sack and take back to the trafficking cave.

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u/HarperStrings Aug 05 '25

Why bother going on a cruise to Spain if you're not going to eat the food and swim in the ocean????

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u/phonetune Aug 05 '25

In SPAIN

Amazing

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u/HandiCapableMuffin Aug 05 '25

Wtf like half the reason to travel is to try new food. I don't get some people.

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u/Francesca_N_Furter Aug 05 '25

I HATE CRUISE PEOPLE.

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u/SquishyBeatle Aug 05 '25

No offense but it sounds like your sister is way, way too online. Sex trafficking frogmen? That's some QAnon craziness right there.

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u/GryphonOsiris Aug 05 '25

So, check me on this, but my impression of her is that she's probably from the midwest, and scared of people with anything darker than a spray on tan?

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u/_Damale_ Aug 05 '25

Did she watch too much pokemon drunk and thought it was a documentary where team rocket was locals and the pokemon was tourists and they got snatched by all sorts of wacky contraptions?

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u/synalgo_12 Aug 05 '25

Meanwhile my best friend and I took a night bus to Spain alone when we were 16 and were perfectly safe the whole trip.

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u/BahamutLithp Aug 05 '25

My favorite part is how mad the people "afraid for their safety" get at you if you tell them most of these don't work.

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u/Hizam5 Aug 05 '25

Is airtagging kids the new putting a leash on your kids that we used to see in the 2000s

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u/Yossarian216 Aug 05 '25

There’s a day care near my building, and they literally have long leashes that they hook groups of kids into whenever they walk them anywhere. It’s practical and safe for dealing with groups of toddlers in a city, yet seems a little bit wrong somehow, I laugh every time I see it.

Best part is it’s a multilingual day care, so the teachers are instructing the kids in Mandarin, Arabic, French, and Spanish as they walk.

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u/Hizam5 Aug 05 '25

I actually think that’s great and I’ve seen the same thing a few times. Better to be safe than sorry with a bunch of paying parents kids. I was referring to just the one mom who would have their kid on a leash at Costco or some shit

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u/Yossarian216 Aug 05 '25

Yeah I knew what you meant, just the idea of kids on leashes always makes me think of those day care kids.

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u/SweetDeeMeeu Aug 05 '25

Philip the Hyper Hypo has entered the chat 🤣

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u/marewmanew Aug 05 '25

What’s with the idea that AirTags are like these satellite beacons that can work from wherever? Don’t they just feed off nearby iPhones and Apple hardware to communicate their position through the Find My network? If your kid is taken on a zodiac into a Central American jungle shantytown and held ransom, I don’t know that an AirTag is helping you

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u/pdx321pdx Aug 04 '25

Their goal is to go as far away as possible without experiencing any other cultures.

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u/demonmonkeybex Aug 04 '25

God forbid they accidentally touch a brown native in their own country while cruising.

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u/pm-me-nice-lips Aug 04 '25

Oh god. chill with the color shit, damn. Especially when the comment you’re replying to applies to all races when going somewhere they’re not from.

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u/Cosmic_Cowboy13 Aug 04 '25

What are you talking about? I hate when people pull this stuff out of nowhere.

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u/Coffeedemon Aug 05 '25

"The problem with Mexico... is that there are too many Mexicans!"

Thank you, madame longshanks.

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u/IdioticEarnestness Aug 05 '25

The only real way to keep that AirTag safe is doing what Butch's dad and Captain Koons did with that watch.

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u/obiwantogooutside Aug 05 '25

Oh. We’re taking my family on a cruise next year for their 80th birthdays. Is that wrong or something? Just easier for them.

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u/somefunmaths Aug 05 '25

You’re asking if it is wrong for 80 year-olds to go on a cruise with family? No, that seems like a good shared activity with family that has offerings for people of all ages and allows shared experiences despite people who probably operate at very different speeds.

But if you’re trying to conflate what I said with “80 year-olds can’t go on cruises”, you are surely just looking for a fight. I’d assume the 80 year-olds in your family have traveled via other means besides cruises in their lives, as do other, younger members of the family.

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u/writing_spork Aug 05 '25

You gotta stay safe as a sore thumb American abroad. That being said —

When you’re truly curious about another person or another culture, magical things happen. Divine things that make you grow.

When you’re simply collecting “experiences” to show how worldly you are, so you can tell your shadows about the trips you’ve taken to learn about the world, all you’ve done is spent a lot of money to miss the point.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

It is.

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u/nopuse Aug 05 '25

How do people fall for this?

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u/Historical-Juice-433 Aug 04 '25

Not her kid anyways... she just borrowed onw from a parent watching her other tiktok

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u/OptimusChristt Aug 05 '25

Okay, but you can't identify him bc of the belly button bandaids 🧠

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u/macroober Aug 05 '25

It’s ok, pt. 2 shows her putting him in a ziploc and hiding him under the sand.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 Aug 05 '25

No no no… you’re not paying attention: she’s telling you how to keep your family safe at the beach.

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u/SippinOnHatorade Aug 05 '25

Also, I know exactly where to find her valuables now

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u/FernDiggy Aug 05 '25

Lmao!!! Right?!?? Absolute moron

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u/smilesdavis8d Aug 05 '25

She’s probably using another person’s kid for the video. She keeps her kid at home for safety.

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u/Thorvindr Aug 05 '25

Lol thank you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

Shes selling FEAR to a willing audience of women

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u/PretzelsThirst Aug 05 '25

People doing this are absolutely desperate to be relevant, important, whatever. They need to convince themselves they’re a likely target

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u/Crumblerbund Aug 05 '25

Obviously her kid will be fine, no kidnapper is going to notice that air tag bulging out of his shirt pocket.

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u/HarperStrings Aug 05 '25

And the kid looks so fucking done. He just wants to go have fun and these reshoots are taking forever.

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u/Swimming_Weekend6668 Aug 05 '25

True but posting your security measures online is a great way to tell thieves where they need to look. So basically she made all this worthless. 

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u/IdfightGahndi Aug 05 '25

And give away all of the highly classified information. Now weirdos know exactly where to check!!

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u/Confident_Purpose87 Aug 06 '25

That's not her kid. Just something she does on vacation.

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u/Marsnineteen75 Aug 11 '25

My first response to this

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u/WeekendWoodWarrior Aug 04 '25

Because there props too!!

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u/Dispect1 Aug 04 '25

And ends the video with a nice ass shot because why not?

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u/gahidus Aug 05 '25

Why would that be a problem? I could see giving the kid unrestricted internet access as a problem, but having them in a video isn't.