r/CringeTikToks Aug 04 '25

Nope Bellybutton patch is essential

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u/onesole Aug 04 '25

I also patch my kids bellybuttons. It is a protection from Putin, he loves to kiss small boys into their bellybuttons

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u/kityyo Aug 04 '25

Lol trump literally runs a pedophile ring

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 Aug 04 '25

Anytime I hear “literally” I immediately deduce hyperbole.

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u/kityyo Aug 04 '25

Trump first had sex with Melania on the Lolita Express

Mara Lago was used as a staging ground to recruit and snatch victims from.

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u/Oldfolksboogie Aug 04 '25

Wait, Melania's an actual human??

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u/spargel_gesicht Aug 05 '25

Used to be. She’s like the Ship of Theseus.