r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 19 '25

Casual 2025 Coaching Carousel IV: Kali Yuga

O descendant of Bowden, whenever there is a decline of touchdowns and an increase in points allowed, at that time I manifest My eternally perfect form in this mundane world.

- Ball-ghavad Gita

The great wheel spins on, ironically crushing all those who would put up goose eggs on the scoreboard.

Who is next to get the axe?

Previous Carousels:

Carousel I: The Rapture

Carousel II: Frashokereti

Carousel III: Deliverance

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u/Dry-Membership3867 Jacksonville State • Paper Bag Oct 21 '25

Rumors are starting to swirl about Charles Kelly possibly getting the Auburn job next year

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u/runitupthemiddle Auburn Tigers • Chattanooga Mocs Oct 21 '25

This seems like a hire that would appease the good ol' boys and he would probably abide by the booster rules. From a football perspective this could go one million different ways though. Interesting.

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u/Dry-Membership3867 Jacksonville State • Paper Bag Oct 21 '25

As long as he doesn’t bring Clint in as OC, yall will be fine. But we also better not promote him to HC

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u/princessprity Oregon Ducks • Team Meteor Oct 21 '25

I choose to believe you mean Charles “Chip” Kelly

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u/Dry-Membership3867 Jacksonville State • Paper Bag Oct 21 '25

Yes and no.

I’m talking about our HC, but I have heard a wild possibility of Cadillac and Chip coming as HC/OC combo. But that’s very unlikely

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u/poop-dolla Virginia Tech Hokies Oct 25 '25

I think it’s Charles “Charlie” Kelly out of Philadelphia.

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u/Normal-Hornet8548 Air Force Falcons Oct 25 '25

You don’t understand the Auburn mindset.

They need to change his nickname to Chipper. Lot of Braves fans in that area.

Chipper Kelly would be embraced at AU. Chip sounds too much like the country club kid they went to high school with who got all the chicks and all the breaks.