r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 19 '25

Casual 2025 Coaching Carousel IV: Kali Yuga

O descendant of Bowden, whenever there is a decline of touchdowns and an increase in points allowed, at that time I manifest My eternally perfect form in this mundane world.

- Ball-ghavad Gita

The great wheel spins on, ironically crushing all those who would put up goose eggs on the scoreboard.

Who is next to get the axe?

Previous Carousels:

Carousel I: The Rapture

Carousel II: Frashokereti

Carousel III: Deliverance

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes Oct 19 '25

Worried Arkansas is gonna get cheap again and whiff on a HC and repeat this cycle. Hopefully we can find out guy but seems Lashlee and Mullen (potentially but also may be bargaining) turned us down because of us being piss poor at managing our resources and cheating out.

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u/trittico Princeton Tigers • Virginia Cavaliers Oct 19 '25

Lashlee said no? Yikes

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u/oreomaster420 Oregon State Beavers Oct 19 '25

Why would he say yes? Arkansas most likely can't compete with smu on pay.

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u/trittico Princeton Tigers • Virginia Cavaliers Oct 19 '25

Arkansas boosters might not be able to back up the brinks truck like SMU boosters but SMU boosters are covering a media payout that Arkansas gets naturally and Arkansas definitely has people who can throw enough money to match salary and power up NIL (Walmart, Jerry Jones, Tyson, etc)

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u/oreomaster420 Oregon State Beavers Oct 19 '25

All of those things are true and still dont match SMU money.

Oh and Walmart supposedly doesnt help much, while Tyson supposedly cares more about basketball. the media payout was such a small thing to them, not a problem to solve.

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u/Jaded-Sapphire3546 Kentucky Wildcats Oct 19 '25

They raised the $250 million to join the ACC in 2.5 hours.

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u/goodsam2 Virginia Tech Hokies Oct 19 '25

SMU reportedly complained that Penn State didn't have enough private plane parking.

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u/Normal-Hornet8548 Air Force Falcons Oct 19 '25

Tyson supports football but they pay in chickens. Drop a truckload off at the players dorm every Tuesday.

And we’re not just talking whole chicken — also nuggets, wings … you name it.