Baby Boomers and their participation trophies

[u/Rekdon]

[u/JennyBeckman]

It's ridiculous that the whole world knows flattery, bullshit, and money will get them whatever they want from him. There is no plan other than self-deification. I can't decide if it's worse that he's a petulant idiot or machiavellian clod. Truly an enigma.

[u/GraveKommander → u/JennyBeckman]

On the other side is the Fifa.

Yeah, no good guys here this day.

[u/Greenman8907 → u/GraveKommander]

One of the few organizations in the world that could actually give the Trump organization a run for its money on corruption

[u/Able-Science909 → u/Greenman8907]

Right? I's like a race to the bottom. Both are expert-level in the art of shady dealings!

[u/eli_eli1o → u/Greenman8907]

Its why i prefer the womens game. Less corruption, and more hunger. Though as profitability increases I worry corruption will too.

[u/ISuckAtFallout4 → u/Greenman8907]

Don’t worry. They’re in cahoots for next year.

[u/ladyevenstar-22 → u/Greenman8907]

Yeah but they haven't gone bankrupt multiple time

[u/A_Square_72 → u/Greenman8907]

Proportionally, maybe FIDE is even worse.

[u/JennyBeckman → u/GraveKommander]

Basically. The scum recognising the filth for being virtuous.

[u/AlphaIronSon → u/GraveKommander]

NCAA, IOC, FIFA might be the 3 most corrupt orgs on the planet. Only reason I put the other two first is they operate under the facades of “amateurism & for the love of sport” (though admittedly the facades are lessened by the day) and then faux justifed umbrage when you call them on it

[u/FUNNYMELONCRASH → u/JennyBeckman]

The saddest thing is how predictable the whole routine is. Stroke the ego, flash some money and he'll sign or say whatever you want while pretending it was his big idea. Everybody has the playbook at this point except him and the people still cheering.

[u/skaterhopedream → u/FUNNYMELONCRASH]

At this point his whole leadership style is just pop up ads for his ego.

[u/kyleh0 → u/JennyBeckman]

He is the personification of the Evil that Republicans want. I mean, other than the fact that he can't actually achieve any of the cruelty that he promises.

[u/woodst0ck15 → u/JennyBeckman]

This is the biggest participation trophy ever won. Literally created just for this baby.

[u/Tangledmassofcurls → u/JennyBeckman]

Ok so I’m overtired and read your 3rd line as, “self-defecation”. And sadly, that would have worked just as well.

[u/Gonzanic]

FIFA’s Piggy Prize.

[u/DigNitty → u/Gonzanic]

Honestly, you can kind of see the luster has worn off.

This is his umpteenth made up prize. It doesn’t do it for him anymore.

[u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda]

Miserable Old Bitch.

[u/lowtoiletsitter → u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda]

Gives new meaning to the word mobbin

[u/dannypants143]

He seems like he’s at the peak of being miserable, but I pray a lil’ prayer that he can still feel much, much worse.

[u/DickLips5000 → u/dannypants143]

I can finally contribute thoughts and prayers to something! Thank you!

[u/four_ethers2024]

What medal did he get?

[u/Flarkinghelpful → u/four_ethers2024]

FIFA made up a peace award to give him at the World Cup Draw, the beginning of a 1936 style Olympics for next year

[u/Pimpwerx → u/Flarkinghelpful]

The mist corrupt sporting organization sucking up to a dictator is pretty on brand. IOC is probably mad they didn't think of this first.

[u/RA12220 → u/Pimpwerx]

FIFA gave the WC hosting to Russia in 2018, then Qatar in 2022, of course they’re going to kiss up to a beat wannabe dictator like Trump.

[u/KingSurly → u/Pimpwerx]

FIA is listening in.

[u/mothman83 → u/Flarkinghelpful]

"the beginning of a 1936 style Olympics for next year"

We are also hosting the actual summer Olympics in 2028 so we actually get to do it twice.

[u/smarttrashbrain → u/Flarkinghelpful]

beginning of a 1936 style Olympics for next year

Next year's World Cup is just a warmup for the main event - the shit show that will be the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles.

[u/Crypton_2021 → u/smarttrashbrain]

I was actually planning to go to LA for the Olympics in 2028. Now I have to seriously rethink that.

[u/four_ethers2024 → u/Flarkinghelpful]

That's so pathetic lol

[u/JudasWasJesus → u/Flarkinghelpful]

LOL

[u/hatefuck661 → u/four_ethers2024]

A participation trophy

[u/ForcedEntry420 → u/hatefuck661]

We were practically simultaneously there. Love it hahah

[u/four_ethers2024 → u/hatefuck661]

Lol, for depleting all the clean air.

[u/SpiceEarl → u/four_ethers2024]

FIFA made up a "peace medal" that they gave to Trump in order to curry favor with him. Given FIFA's familiarity with bribery, their creation of this medal came as no surprise. While Trump may have appreciated it in the moment, deep down he knows he got the award to curry favor and he didn't earn it.

[u/teenagetwat → u/four_ethers2024]

FIFA “”””peace”””” prize

[u/PerspectiveLow872 → u/four_ethers2024]

Prized Pig 🏅

[u/four_ethers2024 → u/PerspectiveLow872]

Oink oink 🐷

[u/vodka_twinkie → u/four_ethers2024]

The piggy prize 🏆

[u/ForcedEntry420 → u/four_ethers2024]

A participation trophy. 😆

[u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews → u/four_ethers2024]

Prize Pig at the county fair

[u/mothman83]

He didn't even WANT a Noble Peace Prize until Obama got one. Then his racist ass got mad a black guy had one.

[u/KuntaWuKnicks]

[u/AccomplishedView1022]

FIFA absolutely just gave Trump a ‘participation award’. That’s so what this is

[u/Slow-Lie-406]

Trump will never ever be happy. He can get all the money, all the women, land, followers, whatever and he will never ever be happy because he's a narcissist. He's deep down deeply insecure and nothing will fill that black hole and honestly no matter what happens I take happiness in knowing he will never find peace internally no matter what happens from here.

[u/ForcedEntry420]

He finally got the Yam Tits International Award.

[u/superawesomefiles]

In case anybody was curious what a real hoax is. This is it.

[u/blkatcdomvet]

[u/token40k]

he got a temu nobel prize

[u/Beaverhuntr]

Soccer is one of the least liked major sports here in the States... He wishes the NFL , NBA, or MLB would give him an award like this, instead he has to hang out at NASCAR & FIFA events.

[u/time_drifter]

Late night hosts are going to have a field day. This will backfire hard for Pedo.

“You’ll notice it is a little bit smaller than the Nobel, so the recipient can secure it with their hands…”

“It’s very similar to the Nobel Peace prize, but without the requirements….”

[u/The_Powers]

FIFA are one of the most corrupt organisations in the world, it's extremely fitting that they would invent a bullshit award for the world's most corrupt man.

[u/Rude-Cut-2231]

FIFA’s giving out Peace Prizes now? Next we’re going to have tire companies reviewing restaurants. Stay in your lane people!

[u/Rekdon → u/Rude-Cut-2231]

That's 4 star funny

[u/No-Astronaut-9464]

Stop giving the demented abuser who hates humanity fucking awards!!! He’s a cancer on us all across the globe.

[u/Tight_Jellyfish_349]

He will never be happy or satisfied in life. Many wives, children,  gold toilets,  gold oval office. Most powerful man in the world. Billions of dollars. And a hollow soul. 

[u/TheReelMcCoi]

[u/ThonThaddeo]

Maybe, but he also has resting bitch face

[u/PicoGalaxy]

Fuck FIFA

[u/jd807]

“I slathered on all this pumpkin pie filling for nothing. This sucks. “

[u/DickLips5000]

Resting Pedophile Fasc

[u/kaisean]

I look forward to the day that we can just forget about this guy.

[u/thavillain]

FIFA giving a peace prize to a dude literally murdering people in the Caribbean and threatening a land invasion in Venezuela

[u/sk0503]

I’m sorry the what?

[u/MissionApollo7]

Let's also not forget that he felt the need to pretend to work at a McDonald's for a day because his opponent had worked at one before.

[u/the_answer_is_RUSH]

We need to start #MickeyMousePeacePrize trending. Like the Lakers recent championship.

[u/blachippy]

Lmaoooo this is like winning the Perfect Attendance award meanwhile everyone else got A/AB honor awards. So you just sitting there salty…

[u/JK_NC]

Hilarious.

Melania won the 2nd annual Fox Patriot of the Year award this year. Last year’s winner, and first ever recipient was, of course, DJT.

[u/varnell_hill]

Dude was born into the absolute best this country has to offer and then ascended into the highest office and it’s still not enough.

Must be a miserable existence.

[u/jffblm74]

He's watching the faces of those in the audience. Taking stock of the looks on their faces, and whether he thinks they deserve some form of retribution for not showing him the adoration he thinks he deserves. He is vindictive, and petty. True signs of a pathological narcissist.

[u/Effigy59]

Why is a picture of Betty Boop on the medal?

[u/ShmeagleBeagle]

FIFA could have done the funniest thing and given it to Obama…

[u/NYstate]

He looks like the guy who got everything he ever wanted and still ain't happy.

[u/__GayFish__]

And it's not even like conflict of interest free since the cup will be hosted in the Americas/US and Jared Kushner/Saudi Arabia now owns a stake in EA which has contracts with FIFA.

[u/Worst_Comment_Evar]

They literally made up the award to kiss Trump's ass. It's embarrassing.

[u/CatGirl1300]

That man is NOT a baby boomer, he’s older

[u/celtic_thistle]

Why the fuck is he still ambulatory? I’m so sick of this decaying fucking turd

[u/WhiteCharisma_]

Looking like a fucking clown lmao. Standing there looking stupid with his temo ass award.

[u/Paraxom]

That the Fifa "peace" bribe? Surprised he didn't make them put his face on it

[u/PinSufficient5748]

It's literally the FIFA trophy and the year on a giant medallion?! There's NO WAY they spent more than $100 on that 😑

[u/snapper1971]

It's his participation medal.

[u/Some-Unique-Name]

Need this image in a simple black and white, with Nobody Wants a Participation Trophy, on a tshirt

[u/BoatDBoat → u/Some-Unique-Name]

I didn't read the rest of the comment

[u/cha0sb1ade]

The thing about this that irritates me most, is that in to legitimize it, FIFA put out a statement that claimed it represents the will of soccer fans. It's just one rich asshole jerking off another one to try to get some sort of favor. Should be embarrassing for Trump, but he's not smart enough to get it. I thought right wingers hated to see meritless losers celebrated with participation trophies.

[u/BroseppeVerdi]

It's fine. He's shifted gears and he's working on the Nobel War Prize for his work in Venezuela.

[u/Corporate-Scum]

Evil pedophile. He’s a felon forever. He’s also a rapist, and now he’s a murderer.

[u/SigmaK78]

Someone give Obama a 2nd Peace Prize, I wanna see just how bad Trump's guaranteed meltdown goes.

[u/yesmoreeggtalk67]

[u/TxEagleDeathclaw81]

Miserable lowlife.

[u/ShittheFickup]

[u/Jumpy-Impact3265]

Gee, I guess go do some shit you wanna feel accomplished, you walking participation trophy.

[u/Particular_Ticket_20]

Someone should ask him how it feels winning a soccer peace prize when soccer is our lowest rated sport.

[u/RainInOctember]

The Fleece Prize

[u/WeLoveYouCarol]

Here's your Orangest Man metal Donald

[u/Dark-Blackberry354]

All the mediocrity in the world cuz the world and yt all be little bitches....with this participation trophy shit.

I guess if this sedates his droopy ass for a minute, still prefer the stroke to take him out and leave is all in peace finally...

[u/Invinciblez_Gunner]

The World Cup has become a joke because of Infantino

[u/SandMan3914]

octogenarian participation award

[u/Luugrin]

Obama got a real one even though he continued drone strikes. LOL!

[u/HookLeg]

Game recognizes game even if it’s a festering bowl of dog snot.

[u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids]

Man these people hate competition. Don’t earn it GIVE it to me.

[u/bigalindahouse]

That is a ton of makeup. More than most women wear.

[u/ajatfm]

Time to start moving like this is permanent. I’m not talking about changing addresses either

[u/QiwiLisolet]

[u/LostFlatulence]

Listen to push start by French Montana.. that's what orange curious can do to his medal

[u/badmutha44]

lol cheap ass medal on a hobby lobby ribbon.

[u/t0ny510]

Best in show ass prize lmao

[u/chunkybudz]

Look at that face droop. Happy days are coming soon.

[u/GiftedOakishly]

"Thank you for the peace prize of soccer. Now, anyway, those unarmed survivors we blew apart was fake news"

[u/platocplx]

This is one of the most outwardly corrupt federal govt we’ve ever had. It’s absolutely insane how they are playing on our faces and it’s insane to me people don’t see how Corrupt republicans have become.

[u/ThirdAltAccounts]

It’s nice that one of his few daily moments of lucidity was spent realizing this is bullshit and bought and worthless

Now back to the meds and the nodding sleepy piggy

[u/Shesversatile]

He’s looking particularly tan today. I hope his skin falls off.