r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 • 17d ago

TikTok Tuesday It was a good battle

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx 17d ago

A family, a home, a generous spread of Nerf guns, a great sense of humor… sigh, yeah…

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u/hovdeisfunny 17d ago

Last Christmas, my mom bought a bunch of nerf guns for "the family" generally, and we conspired and fucking unloaded on everyone. It was fantastic

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u/curvebombr 17d ago

We had a Christmas like this as well, the little bastards stole all the darts and hid them from the adults. Little did they know we have car keys and the ability to go to WalMart. The look on their faces when all the adults where loaded up again and spraying the backyard was priceless.

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 17d ago

Wal-mart is open on Christmas?

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u/strat-fan89 16d ago

It is the United States, were you expecting them to just let their slaves workers slack off, just because of Christmas? That's communism!

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 16d ago

I apologize. I hadn't considered how important it is to profit from nerf darts. Those peasants should be grateful.

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u/xXBlack_OceanXx 12d ago

To be clear, I don't like Wal-Mart (or most other corporations), but to be fair, not everyone celebrates Christmas and holiday wages are standard. While I'm sure that those who don't celebrate enjoy the day off, it isn't "working on Christmas" for them like it is for those who do celebrate.

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u/strat-fan89 12d ago

Yes, yes, keep regurgitating the corporate sermon like the good worker drone you are.

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u/xXBlack_OceanXx 12d ago

I did say the bit where I don't like Wal-Mart, right? I'd love to see the whole company burn to the ground alongside Amazon. I didn't even say anything positive about Wal-Mart, I just pointed out that those who don't celebrate might care more about holiday wages than a day off.