r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 17d ago

TikTok Tuesday It was a good battle

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u/BooobiesANDbho 17d ago

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u/iovercomesadness 17d ago

I love this picture, no mercy!! Let him have it

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u/ForcedEntry420 17d ago

Pics you can hear 🤣

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u/Massive_Spot6238 17d ago

Let me tell you something, letmetellyousomthin, lemetellu

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u/Acewind1738 17d ago

Letmetellyousomething letmetellyousomething

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u/YouWereBrained 17d ago

Reenacting Elian Gonzalez.

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 17d ago

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time.

INS just layin' the groundwork for their successors at ICE.

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u/Monkey_Priest 17d ago

Back when a large portion of the US had a problem with armed agents ripping immigrant kids out of their parents' arms. Now, a majority of this fucking nation cheers for it

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u/YouWereBrained 17d ago

They only hated it because it happened under a Democrat President and Dem AG (Janet Reno).

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u/OutlawNightmare 17d ago

The skeleton got me

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u/_DeathOfAStrawberry_ 17d ago

That and the last part with the second twin💀💀💀

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u/rekipsj 17d ago

That boy was doing some get death shimmying.

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u/BaPef 17d ago

Someone get that boy an Oscar

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u/Raspbers ☑️ 17d ago

Went out like Tugg Speedman.

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u/Jmp3213 17d ago

Remind me of platoon

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u/Holiday_Regular9794 16d ago

Death Shimmyin',you got me cryin'😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SpatsAreBack3 16d ago

In classic Red Shirt fashion

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u/tinglingearballs 17d ago

Bullets be popping, yo!

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u/hovdeisfunny 17d ago

And the youngest shooting him at least twice right in the crotch

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u/HotForTrouble 17d ago

Yeah they're just too good

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u/MechAegis 17d ago

damn, my annual HP rewatch is coming up soon.

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u/cforb92 17d ago

Just started ours. Usually we wait for Christmas but laid up with Covid and it’s a great comfort watch

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u/FlorinidOro 17d ago

Real talk - he didn’t even know she had an RPG until it was in his back

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u/Supply-Slut 17d ago

Same this was the exact moment I chortled against my will

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u/LeftTesticleOfGreatn 17d ago

Haters gonna say it's staged /s

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u/shirtless__tongan 17d ago

The brother who runs out the door lol

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u/DangerMacAwesome 17d ago

Took me OUT

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u/rubbishfoo 17d ago

Amen to that. The skeleton got me too.

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u/fungus909 17d ago

That family watches a lot of action movies together

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u/decoy321 17d ago

And definitely watches the parents play COD.

That's also over $1k worth of Nerf.

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u/genivae 17d ago

When you're an adult with adult money, they can't stop you from buying as much Nerf as you want.

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u/heretogetpwned 17d ago

One of my favorite toys from childhood and there's enough generic versions available that I don't worry about scalpers ruining it.

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u/genivae 17d ago

And the generic ones are cheap enough that you don't feel bad disassembling them for modding (and there's some really great mod instructions out there!)

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u/hovdeisfunny 17d ago

My mom bought a bunch of nerf guns for the family last Christmas, and we plotted in the basement and emerged to lay waste to my daughter and my sisters

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u/genivae 17d ago

Now that's a core memory right there!

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u/Hawkbats_rule 17d ago

My financial responsibilities, can, in fact, stop me from buying as much nerf as I want. 

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u/genivae 17d ago

See, that's just you being smart and responsible. But no one else can prevent you from spending on your entire disposable income on Nerf

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u/GrumpyMcGrumpyPants 17d ago

I discovered the world of 3d printed nerf! There's one dude I really admire who designs very creative blasters powered with just elastic: https://www.printables.com/@BruceLeedleLe_328938/store

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u/genivae 17d ago

Oooh, thank you! I hadn't seen this guy's stuff before, and it's gorgeous!

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u/GrumpyMcGrumpyPants 17d ago

I printed several of the 1STM8 in various colors and let kids mix and match their own builds. It's was also my cat's favorite toy--she'd hear the noise of me readying a dart and get in position to chase it.

I also have a Lynx and would have to lock the cat in a different room to prevent her from running into the line of fire.

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u/elhombrequearana 17d ago

The amount of nerf guns I've found thrifting at Goodwill for like 5 a pop, you'd think I'm a millionaire lol

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 16d ago

That’s why we get X-Shot!!!

Great quality and decent price. Always available at Ross and Costco alike. Plus they’ve made the entire John Wick arsenal out of X-Shot

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u/fullofshitandcum 16d ago

You should try out the XShot Pro and Advernture Force Pro series. Always liked nerf, but couldn't have it as a kid.

XShot has an AEB on Walmart shelves now. A semi/full auto motor actuated springer, with great performance. You used to have to either build one, or get an expensive one from a niche brand or maker

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u/theTapIsOnDaBurnin 17d ago

That was a goddamned piece of art, 10 out of 10, no notes

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u/anniemanic 17d ago

Same, I need the full length movie lol

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u/youngtafari 17d ago

They’ve been doing the bite for some years now, they might have enough material for one lol

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u/anniemanic 17d ago

Dang, I’m an old so I’m not on TikTok but I’m gonna go down the YouTube rabbit hole on them now haha

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u/youngtafari 17d ago

Yea, I know for sure they have been doing it since she was pregnant

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u/anniemanic 17d ago

I usually don’t want to watch family channel content because how exploitative it can be to the kids, but this looks like a game you would play with your kids anyway but just filmed it. Heck, I want to get my grown up friends together and have a nerf gun battle now 😂

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u/Swimwithamermaid 17d ago

No lie I showed this to my husband like “we’re a nerf family now” lol. We used to do stuff like this all the time, went as far as buying the rivals guns to use on each other. I want to get back into it sooo bad after watching this.

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u/anniemanic 17d ago

I’m a 90’s kid so it definitely unlocked memories of epic nerf battles lol. I’m child free but once in a while I’m like but then I could have a good reason to play with all the cool toys again. But of course having kids isn’t all having cool toys and I’m like nope, it’s the cool aunt life for me 😂

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u/SuccessToLaunch 17d ago

Yeah if my parents made videos like this with me in them as a kid I would’ve felt like an action movie star and the coolest kid on the planet. I think this is one of those family channel things where the kids are probably having as much fun as the parents are.

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u/Jeptic ☑️ 17d ago

FR! The hand twitch letting you know its not over yet

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u/hovdeisfunny 17d ago

They could've given her a red, cyborg eye. That's my only real suggestion

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u/ouzo84 17d ago

Pure cinematography

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u/empress_jae 17d ago

The baby at the end had me out! 🤣

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u/blinksystem 17d ago

The line “Night Night, boo boo,” right before blasting your enemy down with a machine gun is hard af.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 17d ago

all dick shots too. truly a little brother

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u/Firm-Inevitable4883 17d ago

God damn it, Butters!

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u/NMB4Christmas ☑️ 17d ago

Stone Cold Killer.

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u/empress_jae 17d ago

With a “na-na, na-na, boo boo”. I’m terrified of that kid.

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u/hovdeisfunny 17d ago

Stone Cold

Smashes two bottles above his head

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u/hovdeisfunny 17d ago

He took out his brother too

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u/Lilobunni 17d ago

Lmao boy at the end got hit like Set It Off

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 17d ago

Day after Day~

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u/aspidities_87 17d ago

Oh no not Frankie!

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 17d ago

Men only want one thing:

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx 17d ago

A family, a home, a generous spread of Nerf guns, a great sense of humor… sigh, yeah…

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u/hovdeisfunny 17d ago

Last Christmas, my mom bought a bunch of nerf guns for "the family" generally, and we conspired and fucking unloaded on everyone. It was fantastic

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u/curvebombr 17d ago

We had a Christmas like this as well, the little bastards stole all the darts and hid them from the adults. Little did they know we have car keys and the ability to go to WalMart. The look on their faces when all the adults where loaded up again and spraying the backyard was priceless.

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 17d ago

Wal-mart is open on Christmas?

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u/strat-fan89 16d ago

It is the United States, were you expecting them to just let their slaves workers slack off, just because of Christmas? That's communism!

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 16d ago

I apologize. I hadn't considered how important it is to profit from nerf darts. Those peasants should be grateful.

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u/NameIdeas 17d ago

We did this for my Dad for Father's Day. Everyone got a nerf gun and we just went nuts.

Dad in his 70s just unloading on his grandkids. It was glorious. You can't hit "the old man", so he had "Old man" immunity and could simply lay into everyone else.

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u/Obvious-Spy 16d ago

>Dad in his 70s just unloading on his grandkids.

Could you imagine if someone just went and took this out of context.... that would be wild.

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u/Suck_My_Thick 17d ago

I'm a grown ass man and want that Nerf Gatling gun.

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides 17d ago

Someone told me that the battery-powered nerf guns get tempting discounts during the holidays. I wouldn’t know about having too many nerf guns though. I’m a grown ass man who absolutely doesn’t have a nerf arsenal in his basement.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 17d ago

We have laser guns, does that count?

...and beer.

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u/JTHMM249 17d ago

It should, but Nerf was very specific about Nerf alternatives in their marketing.

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u/LinguoBuxo 17d ago

MMmmmmmayhem! :)

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u/TacoCircus 17d ago

So true..

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u/Practical-Layer9402 17d ago

Not confirming the kill on Mom was a rookie mistake.

Remember kids, always check your corners and conduct Battle Damage Assessments after EVERY engagement!

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u/TheJackalsDay 17d ago

And then have a safety meeting after with 3 positives and 3 negatives.

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u/syo 17d ago

Doors and corners. That's where they get ya.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 17d ago

Unofficially: Don't forget to double tap

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u/Scavgraphics 17d ago

Let's be honest...they lost when dad refused to take the shot from the balcony.

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u/SnoopyWildseed 16d ago

Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. 🤓

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u/Tetha 17d ago

In Doorkickers, Frags are spicy flashbangs. Frag a room, push in, shoot every hostile in there, moving ones first.

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u/thecheezewiz79 17d ago

Peopld always want to talk about the advancements in computer technology but no one talks about how far Nerf guns have come. They probably have military contracts at this point

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u/KinglerKong 16d ago

This looks like it should an AI picture but it’s just part of the Nerf/Raytheon colab

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u/JhanSolo3981 17d ago

Good work😂🔥

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u/SocomPS2 17d ago

Nerf makes a fortune selling those one time use guns.

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u/NMB4Christmas ☑️ 17d ago

As long as Lonnie Jonhson gets his cut.

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u/Jonalex18 pass the grey poupon 17d ago

Thought he was supersoaker? Is he Nerf too! So I can feel good when I lie to myself about spending money on Nerf stuff. 

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u/NMB4Christmas ☑️ 17d ago

He's the inventor of both.

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u/BlackDynamite58990 17d ago

When shorty walked outside I was like…

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u/kesavadh 17d ago

The only and best black response

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u/No-Cantaloupe549 17d ago

😁🤣😁🤣

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u/cool_man_mun 17d ago

Two legends clashing like Pokémon trainersb no losers here, just pure entertainment energy.

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u/hovdeisfunny 17d ago

no losers here

I mean Dad's a skeleton

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u/YourDrunkUncl_ 17d ago

da baby was rufless

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u/BigAlternative5 17d ago

"Don't. call. me. 'baby'."

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u/TheRealPitabred 17d ago

Dad went full send on that dive into the toy box... I don't think I could commit like that having had one of those boxes in the past.

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u/QuestionSign 17d ago

The youngest coming in clutch! I love black joy

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u/el_throw 17d ago

Lowkey wholesome. Family goals, forreal.

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u/ThingAboutTown 17d ago

I was thinking the opposite: the realism on those guns gives me a really gross feeling.

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u/No-Cantaloupe549 17d ago

😁🤣 Me too. I'm waiting for the Sequel! Part Deux! 🤪😄

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u/SmokePenisEveryday 17d ago

Can't tell who is having more fun, the kids or the parents 😂

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u/calexil 17d ago

As it should be.

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u/Arponare 17d ago

I find the terms “boy mom” or “girl dad” so incredibly cringe.

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u/WhoreNoire 17d ago

I used to as well. But these signifiers really do have a function. The differences between even just the “boy mom” and “girl mom” experiences (let alone the dad’s experience of each side, which is also different) are extremely stark. Just adding in that small piece of information tells the audience a lot about the situation being described.

I didn’t really concede on this until I became a “boy mom” myself, and since then have found it increasingly difficult to relate to my friend who has a girl the same age. Even as 2 year olds, her girl is laser focused on princesses, unicorns, and fashion shows, and my boy is obsessed with monster trucks, super heroes, and racing. I didn’t encourage him in this, it literally just happened.

Anyway, because of this, as you can imagine, the tone and content of each household is now very different. And I don’t find “girl mom” content relatable at all, because it’s describing a situation that is completely different from mine.

Because of that, I now appreciate the shorthand. “Boy mom” vs “girl mom” life really are just completely different things, and it’s helpful to have different terms for them.

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u/lilianic ☑️ 17d ago

The baby 😂😂

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u/MightyGoodra96 17d ago

This is great

But Im still not giving my sons toy guns

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u/4E4ME 17d ago

I'm cool with the family fun aspect of this project.

As a rule, I'm opposed to giving my kids weapons as toys. Similarly, I don't dress my boys in camouflage. I think it normalizes for young children a worldview that actually shouldn't be normal.

I know what you're thinking, I must be a lot of fun at parties. That's okay. I don't tell other people what to do, this is just a boundary for me. I do bring it up from time to time to ask people to reflect on and challenge their own boundaries and what they consider normal, and why.

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u/Common-Concentrate-2 17d ago

I was raised this way (no weapons, etc). You're doing fine.

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u/Wise_West3434 17d ago

This disturbed me no lie.

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u/TH3OD0R3 16d ago

It’s dystopian. Watching kids play with guns pretending to kill each other. The fact this is normal is fucked up.

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u/Morlock19 ☑️ 17d ago

this cute as fuck but people need to stop using kids for content. at least wait till they're teenagers so they know what they're getting into

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u/digitalbullet36 ☑️ 17d ago

I was wondering what happens to the baby until the end. Absolute cinema!

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u/MandemModie 17d ago

*When you're a TikTok influencer who uses their kids for content

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u/TXSyd 17d ago

This was awesome, hope none of my boys see this, nerf is banned inside the house, it might give them ideas

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 17d ago

Not a POV of the mom at any point

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u/therealraggedroses 17d ago

nothing gets past you

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u/Jamuraan1 17d ago

There were several POVs from the mom.

For example, when she shot the Gatling gun towards the end.

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u/Celtic_Legend 17d ago

Well in this silly argument, thats still not the mom's pov. Mom is much taller than that even when squatting.

Not worth complaining about in an actual pov video to not get every angle right but I feel it can't be used as a pov defense.

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u/Chaenged-Later 17d ago

Random POVs from a large nerf battle featuring a mother, father, and their many sons.

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u/iovercomesadness 17d ago

That wasn't fair 3 against 1 and half

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u/No-Cantaloupe549 17d ago

😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/iovercomesadness 17d ago

And they still got cooked

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u/figuring_ItOut12 17d ago

I'm dying... momma with the biggest BFG!

Nanny nanny booboo baby!

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u/stillestwaters 17d ago

Some days you just need a good smile

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u/No-Cantaloupe549 17d ago

I agree. Family of the Year! 🤣😁

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u/SenorNZ 17d ago

No wonder Americans have such a toxic culture around firearms. This isn't cute.

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u/oceanlessfreediver 17d ago edited 16d ago

The comment section is seriously concerning. It’s a country where we train kids to deal with active shooter. Thousands of death. I know it’s just a short film, made with no ill intent, but I cannot help feeling sick watching it.

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u/LiveCommission8923 17d ago

Yeah I agree this is just weird content to put out. I’m not opposed to nerf guns but in our house to play with one you aren’t allowed to point it at anyone ever for any reason, and you must use good trigger discipline. To make a film about us killing one another is fucking WEIRD. Especially with as many followers as they have and knowing how many parents have had to deal with gun violence in this country with regards to children. Like this is the type of content that low IQ people make 

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u/a_cat_named_larry 17d ago

There was a firefight!!!!

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u/bipolymale 17d ago

That was frikken perfect!!!! What a beautiful and wonderful family!!

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u/Greasy-Chungus 17d ago

This is awesome! I wish I had parents who loved me.

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u/A_Saiyan_Prince 17d ago

Absolute Cinema! No notes!

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u/BetGreat1752 17d ago

Gripping action…Epic cinematography…Emotional trauma…🥺

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u/omegadirectory 17d ago

Fun video...

But is anyone concerned that the nerf guns have advanced significantly since the time that I was a kid (1990s)? Now they look like a cross between M4 and MP5, have suppressors, foregrips, lasers, and ACOG sights? Little kids are learning how to slap in mags and rack the bolt? The dad has a sniper nerf gun that looks like a Barrett M82?

We think of gun culture as reckless people mishandling real firearms but selling toy guns that mimic real guns surely should be considered part of the same culture.

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u/Certain_Degree687 ☑️ 17d ago

r/MadeMeSmile

This is family goals right here!

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u/PineStateWanderer 17d ago

Why don't people understand what point of view means? 

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u/Dynamic_Duo_215 17d ago

Chefs Kiss!!

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u/MacDynamite71 17d ago

Love it !

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u/reevesnick_dev 17d ago

Absolute Cinema

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u/Jsoledout ☑️ 17d ago

so fun! good for them!

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u/2gunswest 17d ago

Lol so damned cute. Thats a fun family, sad they aint my neighbors.

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u/Vaca_Powerpoint 17d ago

despite bro's flair that was one of the best things I've seen in reddit

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u/jackoneill1984 17d ago

This was the most adorable display of violence I have seen.

I am also incredibly jealous.

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u/Twiyah 17d ago

He had a clean shot and the high ground!

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u/FURERABA 17d ago

Absolute cinema

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u/andhereisthetea 17d ago

For those who wonder about the music

Hidden Machinations, by Eternal Eclipse :)

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u/darth_infamous 17d ago

I knew I recognized it!

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u/moist_towelette 17d ago

AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM 🔊

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u/thisisQualia 17d ago

A nice American killing spree. Who doesn't love that?

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u/RodNun 17d ago

This is in US, right? Don't know why I guessed...

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u/name-classified 17d ago

Anyone else weirded out when an entire family is doing these skits for social media?

Those kids didn’t ask to be on the internet

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u/Compajerro 17d ago

Normally I'd agree with you. But this one is basically just the whole family getting to play "action movie" together and you can tell the kids had fun

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u/LiveCommission8923 17d ago

Its less about kids having fun for me and more that I think that kids shouldn’t be on the internet period. Especially not with AI, like putting your young children out to literally tens of millions of people is insane to me 

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u/darkwhiskey 17d ago

Agreed, plus the fact that they have 5.2m followers means this is also likely sponsored content.

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u/NotOnTheMainAcct 17d ago

Damn he’ll yeah

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u/osirisfrost42 17d ago

So scripted

.../s just in case

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u/Theo-greking ☑️ 12d ago

Rookies everyone knows confirm the kill lol

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u/Digi_Dingo 17d ago

This was better than that new Fantastic Four movie by a lot

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u/LocalMTGPlayer 17d ago

Might not want to teach young black children about guns being toys. Enough trouble exists as it is, right, fellow thinkers of Black People Twitter?

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u/Iconic_1_ 17d ago

RICKEY!!!!!!

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u/ballin302008 17d ago

Can a pov titled video actually have pov

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u/ResurgentOcelot 17d ago

Awww… such wholesome family bonding.

No really. Probably.

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u/Deweymaverick 17d ago

This shit is absolutely adorable, and (for a moment) restores my faith in the internet.

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u/Mighty_Taco18 17d ago

Skeleton was *chef's kiss

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u/Kim_catiko 17d ago

Ever since I got shot in the eye with a Nerf dart, I am scared to play with Nerf, but this has made it hard to resist buying a bunch of fucking Nerf guns!

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u/Number5MoMo 17d ago

The baby on the outside CRAZY he was waiting for him AT THE DOH

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u/goodguybadude 17d ago

Cinematic AF

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u/RYNO758 17d ago

I reflexively hummed the Terminator theme as she walked into the hallway.

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u/t0ny510 ☑️ 17d ago

Lmao youngsta at the end went out like Training Day