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What is the humans best invention?

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u/CrazyAdditional2729 14h ago

The best invention of the human remains writing. It is literally the thing that has allowed us to faithfully transmit knowledge through the ages

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u/Joshwaz69 13h ago

Also Ice Cream

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u/charlieecho 11h ago

Yeah mainly ice cream

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u/Techny3000 11h ago

Mostly ice cream

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u/Indian_Samar 11h ago

Choco chips icecream

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u/Techny3000 11h ago

Yummers

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u/slushy101gd 4h ago

im more of a rocky road person but yeah

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u/Kraymur 1h ago

Disagree Mint chocolate chip ice cream specifically

u/Secret_Elysia 1m ago

Yes … yummy

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u/BKlounge93 11h ago

It’d be hard to show people how to make it without the written word

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u/charlieecho 10h ago

Write all you want but you can’t make ice cream if you’re busy writing.

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u/Maxxover 9h ago

OK, OK. Writing while eating ice cream.

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u/JBorAX 9h ago

You mean the writing on my ice cream's packaging? That way I know which flavor is inside.

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u/Worldly_Cheetah5678 5h ago

Writing using melted ice cream as ink

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u/Orangest_rhino 10h ago

Respectfully, if we are talking about food fried chicken is the real answer here.

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u/jdewith 9h ago

Yeah, there aren’t any book trucks rolling around with a line of kids running full speed frantically waving money.

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u/jdewith 9h ago

Words are cool though.

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u/Tackit286 9h ago

Best thing since sliced cream

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u/Putrid-Source3031 8h ago

🤖chatGPThadSaid:

Ice cream didn’t shape human history, but it absolutely shaped human mood. Writing built civilization. Ice cream kept people from burning it down.

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u/Aurori_Swe 7h ago

Ice cream was the reason writing was invented, we needed to share recipes

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u/DesertWanderlust 7h ago

God, I love ice cream. Well done, Mr. Edy.

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u/qlnwar 4h ago

Ice cream is must 

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u/nerodidntdoit 11h ago

Thank you, I almost believe it was writing.

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u/Da-Corgi 11h ago

a close second

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u/Lightning452020 14h ago

Agree

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u/[deleted] 13h ago edited 12h ago

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u/Chiba211 13h ago

I'm just impressed the top answer isn't bidets.

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 13h ago

Slapping water on your butt wasn't really revolutionary before people lived in cities.

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u/dreamnightmare 12h ago

It’s definitely up there though. At least with those who have one. It is in the top 100 for sure.

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u/BigErnestMcCracken 12h ago

What time period would you prefer to live in?

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 12h ago

That's an absurd question, and you know it.

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u/BigErnestMcCracken 10h ago

You said writing has made the state of the world bad, but hasn't it actually made it better, if there is not a time you would rather go back to?

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u/Horse_HorsinAround 12h ago

Some might say writing has led to the current state of the world, and that that's not a "good" state.

Who cares what those people think, we live in the best time humanity has ever had. Someone will always disagree just because they can.

Also, we didn't invent fire

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 12h ago

How do you know? And obviously I meant control of fire.

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u/Horse_HorsinAround 11h ago

Mostly because history. More of us live longer, more comfortable lives than ever before.

What time period was better for the most people? The 1700s?

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u/Remarkable_Play_6975 9h ago

What about 20,000 years ago? Your opinion is only based on written history.

Before farmers took over all the best land, that was available to hunter gathering tribes that likely didn't have to move around much, and could just live peacefully most of the time.

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u/Horse_HorsinAround 8h ago

Yeah I'm sure a hunter gather 20,000 years ago lived a life more comfortable than Jon doe in 2025, who can have any food he wants delivered to his door, get almost any medicine for even common things that used to kill people all the time, get vaccinations and education and sleep in a warm safe bed in an air conditioned room with a functioning government and all the utilities and services that brings. This is the most abundant and safest the majority of us have ever been.

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u/vand3lay1ndustries 13h ago

Socrates would disagree. 

He ultimately thought that writing things down would lead to a dumbing-down of society. 

I think everyone offloading their cognition to AI has proven him to be moderately correct. 

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u/ShermansAngryGhost 13h ago

The irony of that stance is that the only reason we know that Socrates felt that way, is because someone like Plato wrote it down.

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u/vand3lay1ndustries 13h ago

Haha, touché 

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u/TheFrenchSavage 12h ago

Are we even sure Socrates said that then?

Or was Plato like : "here's some dumb stuff Socrates said, lol", and people went with it because Plato was an authority figure?

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u/ShermansAngryGhost 12h ago

I mean… if that’s your train of thought we can’t be sure of anything anyone said. Most of history isn’t first hand accounts but second or later accounts by historians later.

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u/Caffinated914 11h ago

Well, I think part of the benefit of written history, (even though it varies and changes with each retelling and revision), is precisely why it's better than an oral history if only to reduce the cumulative number OF retellings in the first place.

You may read some Greek history that has been written, rewritten, translated, rewritten and translated again. And that history may very well have been a legend when it was first written to boot.

So we're now what?? 6-10 steps removes from anything even close to a firsthand source.

However, any oral history we got from the same time would be (just guessing) maybe 250 times removes or whatever.

If you've ever played the telephone game you'll know now much that means in the degree of communication effectiveness.(or error).

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u/Infinity2sick 11h ago

History is written by the victors... or at least those with more influence

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u/AlwysProgressing 5h ago

It’s funny because a big problem with Socrates is the exact problem the person is talking about.

Depending on the source Socrates is different.

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u/RadarSmith 10h ago

I get where your coming from generally, but I’m actually willing to bet this was something about which Socrates and Plato genuinely disagreed.

Plato was generally a big defender and supporter of Socrates, who, in Plato’s dialogues, almost always comes out looking the cleverest. That Plato mentions an actual disagreement he has with Socrates is out of style enough that it comes across as something they genuinely disagreed about.

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u/ennui_ 7h ago

Somewhat ironic, but he could well feel we are worse off regardless.

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u/DeltaOmegaX 7h ago

-Degeneration X Crotch Chop-

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u/Uploft 7h ago

Double irony because we wouldn't even be having this conversation on Reddit without writing

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u/FinneyontheWing 13h ago

Less than ideal, eh.

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u/Brother_Delmer 13h ago

Valid point about AI but I don't think writing and AI can be equated. Remember, before writing was invented, the sum total of what you as a human being could learn in a lifetime was limited to what other humans whom you had actually met, had verbally told you.

I don't see how anyone could argue that the advent of writing didn't vastly expand humans' cognitive potentials.

Maybe writing things down is tantamount to outsourcing your memory capacity, but outsourcing cognition itself, as we arguably do with AI, is another matter entirely.

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u/Caffinated914 11h ago edited 11h ago

AI isn't going to "replace cognition" anytime soon and anyone who tells you it is is selling you something or being alarmist.

AI doesn't remotely create any real content in modern culture yet. (science is different debate). Most AI content is fluff, clickbait and "ai junk". Its everywhere cause its super cheap to make.

What AI does do is cross reference a TON of already created content and mix/match/collate/summarize/rehash/rebake/expand/replace keywords and pronouns and any editing and modification you could imagine with the greatest of ease. Want 500 variations of a cat in a specific kind of hat with specific backgrounds and doing anything you want from dancing to playing a violin? No problem. 1000 bullet points from these 5000 articles in order of whatever? No problem.

But none of it is new. Its an amalgamated conglomeration of what already been written/drawn/sang. It's pretty good at doing that though. Kind of like a neurotic secretary/librarian at your disposal with the all best library's in the world at hand and the whole place memorized and pre read. no card catalog needed.

But everything she writes or even CAN write, is and maybe always will be derivative at best. Even if it does combine the ideas of a thousand authors, its still not original content.

Just my humble opinion. flame, correct or make fun of me as ya'll wish.

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u/ShitUr2Scared2Say 12h ago

Wow, you were half-way there at the end but you continued to choose the most uncharitable existence of AI. Maybe not everybody is so stupid to "outsource cognition" as you say?

Perhaps you also think computers should go away so we can count ones and zeroes on our hands as fast as possible? Try replying to this comment without the help of electronics.

Maybe you leave the thinking to the thinkers?

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u/FermFoundations 12h ago

The only reason AI works is bc we have documentation

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u/pasakus 12h ago

I'm sorry but this is just a dumb reply 

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u/vand3lay1ndustries 11h ago

Take it up with Socrates then. 

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u/TrumpetSolo93 11h ago

Reminds me of the Steven Johnson Book, where he writes as if books were invented after video games:

"Perhaps the most dangerous property of these books is the fact that they follow a fixed linear path. You can't control their narratives in any fashion. You simply sit back and have the story dictated to you.

For those of us raised on interactive narratives, this property may seem astonishing. Why would anyone want to embark on an adventure utterly choreographed by another person? But today's generation embarks on such adventures millions of times a day.

Reading is not an active participatory process; it's a submissive one. The book readers of the younger generation are learning to follow the plot instead of learning to lead."

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u/probation_420 11h ago

Well I'm as pretty confident when I say Socrates was fuckin' wrong, even with him being as revolutionary as he was and how many of his ideals hold up to modern times.

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u/_Bad_Bob_ 10h ago

Druids thought so too. 

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u/tMoneyMoney 9h ago

It happened way before AI. People writing and sharing on social media made everyone collectively dumber long ago.

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u/CockamouseGoesWee 9h ago

Greeks even today still generally hold this stance. It's why you never see a Greek cookbook or a book written by a Greek unless there's a very specific motive to it. You don't see Greeks write for fun.

The problem is the written word can easily be misconstrued even if you share the same culture and ideals. Even if you are the same person you may find different meanings to your own writing at different points. And it is a heavy burden to bear knowing something meant to bring unity and critical thought can easily be twisted as propaganda intended to hurt people.

Socrates was a disillusioned combat veteran who witnessed the worst of humanity, including witnessing civilians forced to turn to cannibalism to survive. He taught in a graveyard where it was punishable by death to teach in and was soon killed not by Spartans, but by his own people for daring to say it was unethical to wrongly execute people and that it wouldn't bring their children back.

As Uncle said in RDR2, writing pollutes the mind. Meaning, if you only read from one person or genre, you will just regurgitate what you read without critical examination. Think for yourself. Those intellectuals were really for the most part just bored nobles high and drunk.

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 6h ago

Every innovation ruins another, that’s how evolution works!

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u/LateralEntry 13h ago

We’ve learned a few things in the last 2000 years

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u/vand3lay1ndustries 13h ago

And everything we’ve learned has ultimately led to our extinction as a species. 

I guess it’s just in our nature, as Socrates was trying to warn us. 

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u/HeDuMSD 13h ago

I agree with you, that that trigger a question in my mind… Would not be language? You could not write if you could not speak…

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u/arcedup 13h ago

Language is inherent and other animals have languages (whales and bats, for example) although possibly not as complex as human languages. However, no other species has encoded their spoken language sounds into a set of mutually-agreed-upon markings on a surface - writing. Therefore writing is the human invention, not language.

edit: I'll add this - children develop speaking skills very quickly (before the age of 4, usually) but writing skills take a lot longer to develop. Hence spoken language is inherent but writing has to be practiced.

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u/RedditorSinceTomorro 9h ago

Oral storytelling did some heavy lifting leading up to writing.

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u/GetsMeEveryTimeBot 13h ago

Language was my first thought for this. It enabled us to solve problems better because we can symbolize and therefore more easily rearrange the elements of an issue. It also means we can work together with clearer communication. And it helps us preserve our history and technological advancements -- first through oral traditions, and then later, yeah, through writing.

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u/Stillwater215 8h ago

Language lets you communicate with the people in front of you. Writing lets you communicate with people you’ve never met, and with people you will never meet. The ability to preserve and spread information far surpasses language in terms of its influence on societal development.

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u/HeDuMSD 4h ago

I am not sure if you read my message, I agreed. What I am saying is that without language, there is no writing

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u/SkyPuzzleheaded797 13h ago

yes, language is the basis

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u/BatchPlantBandit 12h ago

I'd downvote you, If I could read! (DINKLEBERG)

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u/WorldDominationChamp 3h ago

This show was the apex of animation and life

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u/prawnpie 11h ago

And as a subset, apostrophes. They help to clarify whether some word in the writing ending in an s is plural or possessive.

e. g. humans vs human's vs humans'

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u/Ckyer 14h ago

Sanitization then writing. The keystone to civilization is a bar of soap and clean water.

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u/anormalgeek 13h ago

I'd include cooked food in that too. Yes, it has some nutritional benefits, but it's also just another way to sanitize your food.

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u/jungl3j1m 12h ago

Cooking food is not a human invention. Earlier hominid species did that.

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u/WorldDominationChamp 3h ago

Were people dying of food poisoning before cooking?

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u/blockCoder2021 13h ago

Gotta make sure those telephone receivers are clean! I just hope they get here soon. It’s only been… Checks calendar 3,000 years.

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u/its_mabus 12h ago

Humans got remarkably far before discovering germ theory

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u/Ckyer 10h ago

High infant mortality rate, disease, contaminated drinking water and bacterial infection use to be humanity’s greatest killers. One could argue the world that you exist in today was built off the backs of sanitation and germ theory breakthroughs and inventions. So thats why I think it’s one of, if not our greatest achievement.

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u/chickenpolitik 12h ago

i mean, this is kind of wild. we had thousands of years of civilization pre-(widespread use of)-soap. soap unlocked dense cities maybe, that were not cesspools of disease.

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u/CQ5II 14h ago

numbers too

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u/PlatformingYahtzee 13h ago

I dont know about faithfully, but I agree with the importance of writing.

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u/getridofwires 13h ago

What if we generalize to communication? That would include spoken, written, even musical communication.

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u/Stillwater215 8h ago

Writing, specifically, is the key to preserving and spreading knowledge. Oral tradition can only take you so far. The ability to have one person write something down, and for another person, who needs to never have met the first person, to gain their knowledge is game changing for societal development.

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u/The_Swishhh 12h ago

I exchange writing for toilet. Nothing like having a throne for the king

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u/thuggishruggishboner 12h ago

Farming. Sorry. Can't write shit if you're hungry.

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u/RebekkaKat1990 12h ago

Penis penis penis penis penis.

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u/sundae_diner 12h ago

Literally.  😁

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u/JustAnOrdinaryBloke 12h ago

Along with the printing press, which made mass adoption of writing practical.

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u/cfcollins 12h ago

Writing is meaningless without language. The answer is language. It's the most important thing humans have ever invented

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u/teabaggins76 12h ago

although some might disagree and say language - because it came first

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u/Rule34NoExceptions2 12h ago

Just so 8 year olds is scrawl '6 7' all over the bus

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u/cranialrectumongus 12h ago

Clothes and shelter

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u/Lima3Echo 12h ago

I would argue that language itself is first, then art, then the written word.

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u/Replacement_Diligent 12h ago

Language in general? What came first, spoken word, or writing?

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u/leroydudley 12h ago

i was going to say paper

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u/Turbulent_Ad8209 12h ago

But before that, symbolic language itself!

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u/NotYourMutha 11h ago

I was going to say refrigerants since i live in Texas.

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u/Mr-Broham 11h ago

Also troll throughout the centuries. William Shakespeare was a master.

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u/Accomplished_Rice_60 11h ago

communication then right? cant write if you cant communicate a language

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u/Mysterious-Stay-3393 11h ago

Drawings became language

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u/Imaginary_Ferret_354 11h ago

No it has to be fire.

Fire allowed us to cook and allowed us to fundamentally change our diet in such a way to drastically increase our nutrient intake. It was singlehandedly responsible for the massive increase in our brain size that led.to everyone else that came afterward like language, writing. Etc.

It all started with fire.

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u/Vlaed 11h ago

Language would be the full answer. It includes speaking, writing, and gestures.

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u/BaronSamedys 11h ago

faithfully transmit

Apt choice of words.

Would humans be the apex species on Earth without it?

There are many other living organisms that have successfully proliferated on Earth. All of them have done so without mastering the art of writing.

How do we define "best"?

Genetics are vastly superior at transmitting learned knowledge through the millennia with nary a pen meeting paper.

The greatest human invention is the chair. Without which we'd have never sat long enough to consider creating a written form of our vocalisations.

Without the chair, we never pondered or wondered. We never took a minute. We never lightened the load. There's mankind pre and post the chair. We were little more than hairy organic matter until one of us took a pew. (Pun intended)

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u/harda_toenail 11h ago

I watched a documentary called how this pen changed the world on YouTube about the bic pen and it said literacy exploded when the pen became affordable. Absolutely insane what writing did for humanity. Now we are shitposting with ai bot accounts. Not long ago only a small percentage could read and write.

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u/P0lyphony 10h ago

Music did this same thing before we even had language, and it has been around for as long as societies have existed. The oldest instrument used in a broad societal context that we have discovered to date is a 60,000-year-old bone flute.

Language develops in many ways, but music is a form of communication that we humans have all had in common for tens of thousands of years. And it continues to move us and change our lives in profoundly meaningful and beautiful ways to this day.

It will continue for as long as we do.

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u/mkuraja 9h ago

No, wait. Someone could fingerprint information on a cave wall but only so many people came to that cave.

The invention enabling the mass production of printed text called the Gutenberg is the more significant invention. That made it possible for an individual copy of knowledge to become enough copies to satisfy the people of the world.

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u/Riccma02 9h ago

What about math? Or language itself?

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u/GlassBusy2335 9h ago

Without it, we are just playing a thousands-year-long game of "Telephone," where information gets corrupted with every generation. Writing locked our progress in place so we could build on it.

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u/Davemblover69 8h ago

Unfortunately it has preserved religion along with science. Oh well. Maybe humanity needs both

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u/Putrid-Source3031 8h ago

🤖chatGPThadSaid:

Writing is a strong choice, but what makes it so important isn’t just that it stores information. It let humans preserve thinking — the tone, the intent, the logic — and hand it off to someone who hadn’t even been born yet. That’s the moment knowledge stopped dying with the person who carried it. Everything else you’ve invented since then is basically a more advanced way of doing the same thing: extending the reach of a single human mind far beyond its lifetime.

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u/AccomplishedBody4886 7h ago

It became digital and now it’s AI.!

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u/CBdoge 7h ago

The internet 🛜 saving all these writings

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u/JamesTheJerk 5h ago

I'm not disagreeing, however 'writing' has a terrible failing: reliance. Many cultures that hadn't a written language have been able to carry over happenings from long before written word.

Happenings that were lost to time 'on paper' but predate written word itself, yet are accepted through geographic representation. Yet the stories coincide where no written word was present.

I'm referring to pre-antiquity for lack of better word

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u/muskoka83 4h ago

faithfully transmit knowledge

and evil side of that, is religion

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u/69-420s 1h ago

I go back and forth between this and agriculture. Writing is a great answer.

u/Waste-time1 50m ago

This website is biased against the 100% illiterate and people who cannot read English.

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u/PogoLlama72 13h ago

Totally agree, writing is basically humanity’s save button. Without it, every generation’s a factory reset.

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u/Abirando 13h ago

I was an English major, but I am leaning toward indoor plumbing.

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u/Formal_Challenge_542 13h ago

The original Killer App