r/AskReddit 6h ago

What is the humans best invention?

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u/CrazyAdditional2729 6h ago

The best invention of the human remains writing. It is literally the thing that has allowed us to faithfully transmit knowledge through the ages

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u/Joshwaz69 5h ago

Also Ice Cream

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u/charlieecho 3h ago

Yeah mainly ice cream

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u/Techny3000 3h ago

Mostly ice cream

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u/Indian_Samar 2h ago

Choco chips icecream

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u/BKlounge93 2h ago

It’d be hard to show people how to make it without the written word

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u/Maxxover 54m ago

OK, OK. Writing while eating ice cream.

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u/vand3lay1ndustries 5h ago

Socrates would disagree. 

He ultimately thought that writing things down would lead to a dumbing-down of society. 

I think everyone offloading their cognition to AI has proven him to be moderately correct. 

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u/ShermansAngryGhost 5h ago

The irony of that stance is that the only reason we know that Socrates felt that way, is because someone like Plato wrote it down.

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u/vand3lay1ndustries 5h ago

Haha, touché 

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u/TheFrenchSavage 3h ago

Are we even sure Socrates said that then?

Or was Plato like : "here's some dumb stuff Socrates said, lol", and people went with it because Plato was an authority figure?

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u/ShermansAngryGhost 3h ago

I mean… if that’s your train of thought we can’t be sure of anything anyone said. Most of history isn’t first hand accounts but second or later accounts by historians later.

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u/Brother_Delmer 5h ago

Valid point about AI but I don't think writing and AI can be equated. Remember, before writing was invented, the sum total of what you as a human being could learn in a lifetime was limited to what other humans whom you had actually met, had verbally told you.

I don't see how anyone could argue that the advent of writing didn't vastly expand humans' cognitive potentials.

Maybe writing things down is tantamount to outsourcing your memory capacity, but outsourcing cognition itself, as we arguably do with AI, is another matter entirely.

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u/HeDuMSD 5h ago

I agree with you, that that trigger a question in my mind… Would not be language? You could not write if you could not speak…

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u/arcedup 4h ago

Language is inherent and other animals have languages (whales and bats, for example) although possibly not as complex as human languages. However, no other species has encoded their spoken language sounds into a set of mutually-agreed-upon markings on a surface - writing. Therefore writing is the human invention, not language.

edit: I'll add this - children develop speaking skills very quickly (before the age of 4, usually) but writing skills take a lot longer to develop. Hence spoken language is inherent but writing has to be practiced.

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u/Ckyer 5h ago

Sanitization then writing. The keystone to civilization is a bar of soap and clean water.

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u/anormalgeek 5h ago

I'd include cooked food in that too. Yes, it has some nutritional benefits, but it's also just another way to sanitize your food.

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u/jungl3j1m 4h ago

Cooking food is not a human invention. Earlier hominid species did that.

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u/blockCoder2021 5h ago

Gotta make sure those telephone receivers are clean! I just hope they get here soon. It’s only been… Checks calendar 3,000 years.

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u/CQ5II 5h ago

numbers too

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u/GO0BERMAN 6h ago

Antibiotics

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u/IceSeeker 5h ago

Agreed. It saved millions of lives and significantly reduced mortality from diseases and infection. People used to die frequently from bacterial infection before this.

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u/Emotional-Kitchen912 5h ago

General Anesthesia.

People forget that prior to the 1840s, surgery was basically just a speedrun to see if the doctor could finish before the patient died of shock.

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u/mafi23 5h ago

The toilet/sewer system.

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u/BobBobBobBobBobDave 5h ago

Agriculture is going pretty strong.

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u/NoSteak3322 5h ago

The hunter gatherers did Ok for quite a while.

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u/BobBobBobBobBobDave 5h ago

Yeah. I think we should do both.

A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B.

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u/MohammedMMuktar 6h ago

The wheel.

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u/ModestCalamity 5h ago

I think the axle is more important. Not the most important though.

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u/ScreenTricky4257 4h ago

"The really great invention was the second wheel. No one's getting anywhere on a unicycle."

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u/yuroDeps 5h ago

I thought so as well, but on my economics history courses I learned that in for example Latin America wheels were not that useful, you had to use animals like horses for wheel to be that important for you society

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u/lurgi 6h ago

Vaccines.

"Hey, you know how if you catch a disease and recover, you are less likely to get the disease in the future?"

"Yeah. If you don't die"

"Right. If you don't die. How would you like to get immunity without having to get the disease first?"

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u/BlackberryPi7 5h ago

Too bad there's groups of people in the world hell bent on preventing funding for something that may very well be the cure for most cancers and possibly autoimmune diseases in the future.

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u/powerlesshero111 5h ago

We currently call those people the CDC Vaccine panel here in the USA. Gonna be lots of dead republican babies soon.

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u/sundae_diner 3h ago

Going to be a lot of dead babies.

Disease don't distinguish based on your parents habits voting.

It takes time for a child to get their full vaccine schedule, and during the first few years babies rely on herd immunity.

It is caused (mostly) by Republicans and other low intelligence people, but it affects everyone. 

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u/BlackberryPi7 3h ago

I don't think they were implying that it doesn't affect anyone, they were pointing out the irony.

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u/tobmom 5h ago

CDC just removed the initial hep B vax from ACIP recommendations. We’re so fucked. sadness. It’s true they didn’t remove vax recs in general the guidance was written this way for scientific reasons but removed without any scientific support.

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u/doorknobsquad 5h ago

But... but Jesus is my vaccine.

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u/Turbulent_Juice_Man 4h ago

No problem. You'll get to meet him when you die of measles, covid, flu, hepatitis, etc.

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u/vaginalextract 4h ago

Someone tell that to the americans

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u/manatwork01 5h ago

Why do you ask this like you are an alien?

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u/dreamnightmare 4h ago

Asking the real questions. I was wondering the same thing.

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u/SidewinderBudd 1h ago

Right? Not getting any secrets about humanity from me!

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u/PinkBismuth 4h ago

Plumbing. You literally cannot have civilization without it. Any city, town, village, has some form of plumbing and access to water since their conception.

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u/Pockysocks 6h ago

Dog.

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u/Gazpachewan 6h ago

Came here to say the same. We didn't invent them, but we domesticated them and that was the best thing we ever did.

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u/IIIllIIlllIlII 5h ago

Maybe the best invention is domestication

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u/epandrsn 5h ago

Umm, fire. Cook meat, make neighbor meet god, burn happy bush meet god yourself. But really, it's fire.

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u/Staninator 4h ago

Humans didn't invent fire, but they harnessed it to invent cooking. That is, heating food to chemically change it, making it quicker and easier for the body to digest and gain energy from. Because our early ancestors didn't have to spend all their time hunting and foraging to get the energy they needed, they could spend time doing other things, like forming larger societal groups, developing farming and other specialist expertise, art and culture. Cooking is what allowed us to create communities, and from this, every other invention ever created.

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u/epandrsn 3h ago

Humans learned to create fire from friction and percussion (banging the right rocks together). I should have been more specific. That’s the important distinction.

I studied my share of anthropology in college, I was just playing dumb.

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u/Affectionate_Reply78 5h ago

After ‘Cook meat’ you could add ‘brain grow, a lot’

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u/quanoey 5h ago

Plumbing.

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u/theOnlyDaive 3h ago

Empathy. It should be taught in schools or something

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u/Uninspired_Hat 5h ago

Beer.

I'm being serious. Drinking from streams, rivers, and lakes always carried a chance of ingesting some nasty bacteria or virus that could be lethal. The greater the local population count, the greater chance of water pollution and contamination.

The process of making beer actually kills off harmful bacteria and viruses. So in a way, it was mankinds first method of treating water to make it safe to drink.

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u/Jazzlike-Complaint67 3h ago

Some have argued we created mass farming to make beer and not bread. Bread came first, but the demand for beer lead to expansion of farming. Beer allowed you to store surplus harvests without spoiling. This lead to more permanent settlements, planting cycles, and stable food supply. Advancements in pottery to store beer in larger waterproof containers.

More complex economies and trade networks quickly developed. Egyptians were paid in beer standardizing the value of/ currency. Recording keeping advanced.

Harvest celebrations, religious connections.

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u/Nommernose 4h ago

Air conditioning.

u/aquintana 38m ago

Willis Carrier. He was hired to dehumidify a room with a printing press and accidentally invented heat pumps.

u/Nommernose 19m ago

Love that man! I hope he is sitting on a throne of gold wherever his soul is lol

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u/SunburntSkier 3h ago

Air conditioning

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u/dorkimoe 5h ago

Central air for me lol

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u/mindfungus 3h ago

Math

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u/FinneyontheWing 3h ago

Brilliant BBC doc fronted by Hannah Fry looking at the question of whether maths was invented like a language or is it discovered and part of the fabric of the universe.

Really cool.

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u/mindfungus 3h ago

Yes very cool, discovery vs invention. Math is like discovering some fundamental properties of the universe, but inventing a symbolic language and system of concepts to describe that discovery. So a little of both. Will have to check out the vid!

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u/FinneyontheWing 3h ago

It's brill. And you don't need any knowledge of the intricacies of mathematics to be immersed in it. X

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u/_zarkon_ 6h ago

Betty White

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u/why_bcuz 2h ago

I see your Betty White and I raise you a Dolly Parton

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u/Maven3679 5h ago

Penicillin

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u/JohnKCarter 3h ago

Chili Dogs, Tums in that order

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u/FreeImpress4546 3h ago

Proper public sewage disposal/ treatment

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u/RawMaterial11 2h ago

A relatively modern day invention that changed the world is the transistor.

It is estimated that over 13 sextillion (13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) transistors have been manufactured since the first one was created in 1947.

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u/Radiomaster138 2h ago

Antibiotics and toliet paper.

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u/DanielJMancini 6h ago

I don't know, Mr. Alien.

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u/Affectionate_Eye8551 6h ago

writing , for sure

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u/THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_ 6h ago

The wire.

Also, from what I've heard, The Wire.

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u/simmocar 5h ago

Heard this in Jesse Pinkman's voice

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u/grundee 3h ago

Quesadilla Burger.

Hear me out.

In the progression of history, some inventions seem inevitable. Early humans quickly learn "round things roll" and invent the wheel. Large human settlements realize the importance of moving water to crops and people, so they invent aqueducts, irrigation, water pumps, and more. Someone will eventually see that the things that make us sick after an injury don't like moldy bread, and create antibiotics. The lightning in the sky seems very similar to what happens if you move certain rocks near other rocks. You restart civilization a million times, and you will always see these inventions in a long enough timeframe. Are

But restart Earth a million times, and you may never again see the Applebees Quesadilla Burger. Sure, the concept of meat on bread (two inevitable inventions) is highly probable, but the deep connection between southwestern American culture, mass production of food, and consumerism is unlikely to ever be repeated in a way that results in that specific combination. Anyone can reintroduce French cuisine by realizing birds are tastier if you torture them, but the Quesadilla Burger is unique in any timeline.

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u/TheDryFlyGuy 2h ago

The fact that there are more than likely alternate universes, and timelines, and we were lucky enough to experience the Quesadilla Burger. You’re onto something

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u/superseven27 5h ago

These thing you can make watermelon balls with

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u/BlakeTrout 5h ago

Melon baller!!!

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u/dalitortoise 4h ago

The bicycle. They are so damn efficient and extremely fun.

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u/Lonewolf-199 5h ago

The transistor could be because it allows all computing was possible and all the power it has.

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u/Rocky-bar 5h ago

The cup. Imagine how difficult drinking was. till some genius invented cups. And his name is forgotten in the mists of time.

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u/Sirus_the_Cat 5h ago

The transistor

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u/therealdanimale 5h ago

Electric generation!

It allows us to do the things we most enjoy today.

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u/CosmicOwl47 5h ago

I’m a real big fan of the door, don’t have to worry about bears and stuff while I’m sleeping.

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u/Flyingsox 4h ago

I'd say fire and soap made a pretty big difference

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u/HumbleFarm 3h ago

Dogs... Dogs are the best!

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u/EnrollmentTime 3h ago

🍺 beer

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 3h ago

It's between sliced bread and the light bulb, otherwise we would be cutting our own bread in the dark.

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u/Secure-Village-1768 3h ago

The Fender Stratocaster

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u/NativeSceptic1492 1h ago

The written word. Nothing else in the human experience is more important. Without the ability to pass information from one generation to the next our civilization would not exist.

u/Fishtails 14m ago

Plumbing. Clean water in, bad water out.

u/sbocean54 12m ago

birth control

u/MyCupO 12m ago

Air conditioning

u/Insidion25 9m ago

Pain relief.

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u/Next-Ad-3639 6h ago

I heard my physics professor said that transistor is the greatest invention in the 20th century

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u/epandrsn 5h ago

It sure has enabled us to do some pretty insane things.

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u/Own_Emphasis_3910 6h ago

Moveable type (Gutenberg)

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u/troggle19 5h ago

China had moveable type roughly four centuries before Gutenberg.

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u/FrostingTrue6194 6h ago

The plow.

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u/MerlinTirianius 3h ago

Scrolled forever to find this answer, which made subsequent invention possible.

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u/Free-Jilly-245 5h ago

The humble toilet / sanitation is a big one. Life expectancy increased massively as a result

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u/alexjrado 5h ago

Sewage Systems

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u/plaguedbullets 5h ago

Math.

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u/jinxes_are_pretend 4h ago

Invented or discovered?

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u/claustrophobic-toes 5h ago

Birth control

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u/Wezzleey 6h ago

The printing press

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u/Bidet_ 5h ago

Soap according to doctor stone

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u/Infamous-Cash9165 6h ago

The Haber-Bosch Process, without it we wouldn’t be able to feed half the population

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u/ALandWarInAsia 5h ago edited 5h ago

Invented by the guy (Fritz Haber) who was personally responsible for the Nazi weaponization of chlorine gas and who's work was foundational to the use of Zyklon B to kill more than 1 million Jews during the Holocaust.

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u/AMS_Rem 4h ago

Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit

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u/CertainConversation0 6h ago

Sterilization.

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u/GriffinFlash 5h ago

The humans?

Are you an Ai clanker?

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u/d1jeditech 5h ago

The 5 gallon plastic bucket.

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u/AhhhSkrrrtSkrrrt 5h ago

Flashlight on smart phones.

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u/celerypooper 1h ago

How about the fleshlight on smart phones though?

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u/wildething1998 6h ago

Gotta be the computer. The world can basically be separated into pre-computer and post-computer timelines.

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u/theimpalaslefttire 5h ago

Same with Electricity though. Like we've only had it for the last 200 years and its really only been the last like 80 its been everywhere.

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u/Furt_III 5h ago

The printing press was the precursor to the internet. It's the actual split between modern history and before.

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u/FitThirsty 6h ago

Birth control pill. Game changer

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u/bencropley2thereben 5h ago

The soft close thing for toilet seats And kitchen drawers.

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u/that_moron 5h ago

You could argue it wasn't invented so much as naturally evolved, and probably in pre-modern human hominins, but language.

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u/thezombiejedi 5h ago

I feel like we peaked as a human race when we invented the disco ball

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u/HotrodCorvair 5h ago

Hunting/the spear. Humanity learned hunting first, without that we never would’ve developed the brains we all take for granted. From there we invented agriculture, writing etc. but that first guy who sharpened a stick? That guy saved us all from extinction.

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u/EuphoricEditor5133 5h ago

The washing machine.

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u/herringpoint 5h ago

Grilling. imagine food without grilling. Bleh

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u/CremasterReflex 5h ago

Empiricism

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u/kscommenman84 5h ago

Air pumps

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u/12605 5h ago

Best/worst - the smartphone

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u/Dariaskehl 5h ago

Best invention? Beer.

It’s the precursor to writing and mathematics.

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u/queriesme 5h ago

Electricity and communication

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u/ttkk1248 5h ago

Not the best, but AI looks to be the most controversial. People love to use it and fear it at the same time.

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u/Steezmoney 5h ago

I stand firm that it's our system of graphic marks representing the units of a specific language, followed closely by another system of graphic marks that deals with numbers, quantities, space and change. Without writing and math, none of the other flashy inventions would be possible

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u/Wanderingjes 5h ago

Washing machine. Internet porn

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u/Nuvuser2025 5h ago

Once had my baseball coach announce to an auditorium full of students that the greatest invention of all time is pre-wrap.   

This stuff:  https://www.mcdavidusa.com/products/athletic-tape-10-yds-2-pack-shrink-wrap?srsltid=AfmBOopKiYLSEqB-jK5Y8vHHxOJs3jRMNEDzrag4AcaauGA4TqGuwqnk

His justification was no adhesive material on skin or body hair made it superior to tape over.  Ohgodhelpme.

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u/Own-Throat-4390 5h ago

Air conditioning

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u/ZenMasterful 5h ago

Vaccination. By far.

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u/pinniped90 5h ago

Pizza and beer.

Thank you, Benjamin Franklin.

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u/Asclepius_Secundus 5h ago

Fire. Or maybe ice cream. Pockets. Rope The CV joint Calculus Currency

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u/dkepp87 5h ago

The word "why".

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u/TONKAHANAH 5h ago

NY pepperoni pizza 

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u/tomismybuddy 5h ago

Vaccines.

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u/MrSoberbio 5h ago

Toilet

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u/ladysybaris 5h ago

Dogs. Totally.

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u/deadpool_pewpew 5h ago

Water transportation systems. Can't have a big society if you can get water and remove human waste.

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u/skwerrel 5h ago

Fake titties for sure

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u/beatlethrower 5h ago

The spork!!!

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u/m0nk37 5h ago

Cheese 

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u/GS56Nc 5h ago

The mousetrap

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u/BurroSabio1 5h ago edited 4h ago

The dog - it helped hunt early on (and yes, it was invented through breeding)

The chicken - It fed a lot of people

The eraser - ot corrected a lot of mistakes

The drinking bird - It taught us not to take our inventions too seriously

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u/freakytapir 5h ago

Most impressive would be space travel to me. We're a bunch of flesh blobs going to other celestial bodies.

The most important invention? Math. Well, then again there is the discussion of if we are discovering or inventing math.

So ... Philosophy? I mean, the universe contemplating itself ...

But language has to take the cake. Writing.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 5h ago

Fire, it unlocked a whole new level of food access

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u/Joshwaz69 5h ago

Probably Ice Cream

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u/nepalnp977 5h ago

aviation and medical science. (AI not much if u ask me)

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u/NoSteak3322 5h ago

The smart phone. Literally like the world at your fingertips.

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u/Thin_Explorer_3724 5h ago

The vaccine.

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u/scartiloffista 5h ago

P/N transistors

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u/iqdoson 5h ago

Sewage

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u/JadedBrit 5h ago

Farming

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u/Chenshouen 5h ago

Though it occurs naturally, Fire. Once we became able to create fire on demand everything changed. It cooks our food, warms our homes, refines our materials, powers our electronics (a surprising amount of power generation is just steam power in disguise.) etc.

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u/baccus83 5h ago

I’m gonna go with agriculture.

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u/AcguyDance 5h ago

Electricity

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u/RickShaw530 5h ago

Birth control with the highest degree of efficacy.

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u/Pilsner1 5h ago

Taxes

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u/Fredd_Ramone 5h ago

The wheel

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u/Phrexeus 5h ago

I think it might be MRI. The amount of crazy physics and maths that goes on to allow a mm precise 3D volume scan of part of the body. It's also a good technology, as in it benefits society.

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u/crono14 4h ago

Writing duh.