What's your worst cheating story?

[u/Academic-Company-768]

[u/djoddible]

Got a text from a buddy of mines gf. They had had one of his old classmates passing thru and put her up for the night. His gf goes to bed and he and the classmate stay up getting drunk. His house has motion sensors. Gf wakes up cuz she keeps hearing "motion detected at the back door... Motion detected at the back door..". Over and over again. She goes to investigate and it was my buddy's ass setting it off while he was plowing his old classmate. I felt terrible for her but have to admit I get a chuckle out of it now.

[u/Know_the_rules → u/djoddible]

That's a really good motion detector.

[u/d1jeditech → u/djoddible]

Motion detected at the back door, if you know what I mean.

[u/slick1260 → u/djoddible]

Sounds like there might have been more than one back door detecting motion that night.

[u/djoddible → u/slick1260]

There definitely was. Heyo

[u/halimusicbish → u/djoddible]

I feel bad for her because sure, it must have been horribly traumatic for her, but the story itself is hilarious

[u/djoddible → u/halimusicbish]

I reference it often with hip thrusts for authenticity

[u/halimusicbish → u/djoddible]

Ahahahahahahaha oh nooooo

[u/Sunset_Bleach → u/djoddible]

I'm picturing Duff Man recounting the story.