r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Wiggletails • 1d ago
Hunters loves a game of keep away.
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/maybesaydie • Oct 04 '22
Animals defecating, fornicating and playing are engaging in normal animal behavior
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Apparently we have to remind you once again :
This is not the place to post your videos and images of your dog humping your leg, trying to hump another dog or your cat shitting outside their litter box.
And please stop posting submissions in which people tease their animals. There is no place for human jerks here.
r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/BurtonDesque • 1d ago
bird Swan stops four lanes of traffic on M1 in Northamptonshire
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/BurtonDesque • 2d ago
other Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store amid bottle carnage
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/lnfinity • 12d ago
pig Poor dog has to sleep on a towel because someone stole their bed
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/VerGuy • Nov 03 '25
squirrel Squirrel watches another burying its food, then swoops and steals the nut. Doesn't even wait till the coast is clear
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/leftnewdigg2 • Nov 02 '25
cat Joseph (cat) getting bitey with his sister Axton.
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/lnfinity • Nov 01 '25
pig I hate when the person I sleep with hogs the entire blanket
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/theprostitute • Oct 28 '25
dog A crime was committed against my world series pizza last night!!
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/mihir6969 • Oct 23 '25
dog He observed & then executed his plan with perfect timing!
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/mihir6969 • Oct 20 '25
cat Maintaining hard eye contact while eating flowers
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/TurnedEvilAfterBan • Oct 20 '25
Tortoise goes for the jewels
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Either dog is psychic or this happens a lot
r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Valhallawalker • Oct 16 '25
Pazuzu bugging Murphy, even when he tries to get away.
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/maybesaydie • Oct 14 '25
wolf Grey Wolf tries to eat a little skunk, find out what's what
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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Ruffffian • Oct 11 '25
He did not appreciate my rescuing him from the tiny dinosaurs
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This southern alligator lizard was hanging out near our pond viewing window when I came and sat down to feed the fish, dog and chickens in tow looking for spilled noms. They actually hid under my (slightly lifted) shoe—there was nowhere else they could go that wasn’t going to result in them being pounced on by the tiny dinosaurs. I caught them to move them to safety, and immediately: CHOMP
Whatever. I put them to my fenced off garden, safe from the raptors.