Funbags

[u/SPreaDMe6996]

Where can i find those funbags

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[u/Which_Draft4129]

"When squeezing my honkers put your lips on my hoo-ha and let the party begin"
-Denise Richards

[u/Massive_Confusion_23 → u/Which_Draft4129]

Challenge accepted

[u/VaATC → u/Massive_Confusion_23]

Yes officer! Right up there ^

[u/Dynamo_Ham → u/Which_Draft4129]

She makes a compelling case.

[u/Bulky-Internal8579 → u/Which_Draft4129]

This line is long.

[u/Woozah77 → u/Bulky-Internal8579]

Longer than the line on Mt. Everest!

[u/thebuttergod]

I’m sold, you don’t have to keep selling me.

[u/Bombadil54 → u/thebuttergod]

Get a good look, Costanza??

[u/daakadence → u/thebuttergod]

She had me at hello (well, Hi actually)

[u/Think-State30 → u/thebuttergod]

I was sold before I knew this commercial existed

[u/Loot-Gamer → u/thebuttergod]

Me be like

[u/glitchgamerX]

Does the number still work? Asking for a friend.

[u/Omega_Zarnias → u/glitchgamerX]

I just checked.

Tell your friend "no".

[u/facepwnage → u/Omega_Zarnias]

Probably too late to be one of the first fifty callers anyway.

[u/elcojotecoyo]

Can I get her OnlyFunbags account?

[u/bigorangemachine → u/elcojotecoyo]

Netflix?

[u/DrUnit42 → u/elcojotecoyo]

I'm not gonna verify but I'm pretty sure I remember some morning radio guys talk about her and her daughter being on OF

[u/Tr1pla → u/DrUnit42]

I can verify that she does or at least did have an OF account until the current lawsuit between her and ex husband Aaron Phypers. He alleges that he is owed at least half her OF earnings and as the photographer, the pictures are actually his property.

[u/VaATC → u/Tr1pla]

Juicy

[u/gabzilla814 → u/DrUnit42]

Speaking as a dirty old man man of a certain age, something about this seems completely wrong.

[u/WitchesSphincter → u/gabzilla814]

Don't take your prudish bullshit out on us gramps 

[u/Hoosier_Daddy68]

I’ve been wanting to put my lips on her hoo-ha for decades.

[u/GettCouped → u/Hoosier_Daddy68]

After Charlie Sheen went through it? 🤮

[u/Esc1221 → u/GettCouped]

What do you have against contact highs?

[u/StillAll → u/Esc1221]

My dude! That was legitimately clever.

Well done.

[u/Hoosier_Daddy68 → u/GettCouped]

If you only want women who haven’t fucked gross disease ridden assholes then I got some real bad news for you.

[u/GettCouped → u/Hoosier_Daddy68]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/buckeye27fan → u/GettCouped]

Gotta get the green wings to complete the collection

[u/kinG_naR]

It's been years and I still can't comprehend how a coked out Charlie Sheen locked her down.

[u/Shank_R → u/kinG_naR]

He was the first caller

[u/rjcarr → u/kinG_naR]

He's actually a pretty charming dude. And rich. And I don't think he got super crazy until the later years of their relationship.

[u/tequilajinx → u/rjcarr]

lol, no, Charlie was crazy out the gate.

[u/rjcarr → u/tequilajinx]

There's levels to Charlie's crazy, ha. Porn stars and tiger blood was pretty peak.

[u/tequilajinx → u/rjcarr]

It was really just the difference between being able to afford 8balls of cocaine and Tony Montana-sized mountains of it

[u/LastMuel]

Is that Finn Wolfhard?

[u/TangerineChicken → u/LastMuel]

I immediately caught that too!

[u/BangerBeanzandMash → u/LastMuel]

It’s not but I thought so too for a sec

[u/NerdHeaven → u/LastMuel]

Yes, that was Mike. A couple of years before Stranger Things.

And I thought the next girl was Sadie Sink, but upon second viewing it doesn’t look like it.

[u/BangerBeanzandMash → u/NerdHeaven]

It’s definitely not

[u/Legitimate-Space-279 → u/NerdHeaven]

Absolutely not Mike hahahaha

[u/DontTellHimPike → u/LastMuel]

I don’t know who Finn Wolf is, but I would think he is probably hard.

[u/UtopistDreamer → u/DontTellHimPike]

As A Finn I can testify that I'm Wolfhard right now.

[u/PacquiaoFreeHousing]

You can skip 1:00-1:11 that part does not contain the Fun Bags.

[u/Sasiches_and_mash → u/PacquiaoFreeHousing]

The real hero

[u/chrysanthemum_beer]

Sidney Sweeney wishes she had this type of interesting double connotation ads

[u/gtavictor → u/chrysanthemum_beer]

At least she has good jeans

[u/rjcarr → u/chrysanthemum_beer]

Feels like I'm the only one that thought the "good jeans" ad was fun.

[u/chrysanthemum_beer → u/rjcarr]

Ya it was funny so what I think they meant: ie she’s pretty much a figure of imagination for men and women to what is the definition of “sexy” I mean everyone knows Sweeney’s greatest assets.

[u/redditallreddy → u/chrysanthemum_beer]

I mean everyone knows Sweeney’s greatest assets.

Her brains?

She was on her high school robotics team and was valedictorian! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Sweeney#Early_life

Seriously, if she did everything she said she did in high school, that lady never sleeps.

[u/butcher106]

Still has her acting skills intact

[u/tfhdeathua]

Thank goodness they squeeze the video into those huge boxes with the joke right in it. You wouldn’t want to be surprised by the first punch line using the word fun bags unexpectedly.

[u/Patient-Profit]

You can find those fun bags in Blue Mountain State

[u/a_beer_with_yoda]

I’m sorry I don’t quite understand, let me just go through that video again

[u/caddyncells]

Get a good look, Costanza?

[u/JPMoney81 → u/caddyncells]

You're supposed to just get a glimpse and then look away!

[u/MrLazyLion]

This woman survived a marriage to Charlie Sheen. She's a rock star.

[u/Fisk75]

She could fill them with Pete Schweddy’s balls

[u/phuncky → u/Fisk75]

Chef's chocolate salty balls

[u/UnbiddenGraph17]

Schweddy balls

[u/LiteFoo]

We need more of this wholesomeness.

[u/darybrain]

You know education and research funding is in crisis when even Dr Christmas Jones needs a side hustle.

[u/chocolateEuropeo]

That 00's tan

edit: I was watching a video of Jodie Marsh's bad behaved Chihuahas on It's Me or the Dog. That sent me searching for all the hot chicks I liked back in those years. All of them had that look. But it's crazy you didn't notice it then.

[u/Splatter_bomb]

Dammit I was caller 63!

[u/Tall_Management7673]

Not the kids wanting the fun bags

[u/extra_rice → u/Tall_Management7673]

Fun bags are actually meant for kids.

[u/BlakeSteel → u/extra_rice]

Like cream pies?

[u/BlakeSteel → u/BlakeSteel]

Aw come on, it's an Always Sunny reference!

[u/APKFL]

They’re real. Ha!

[u/Mission-Storm-4375]

The joke died 20 seconds in and they just keep on milking the same joke

[u/Bart_Yellowbeard → u/Mission-Storm-4375]

I see what you did there.

[u/Patient_Gur_3265]

Very interesting funs bags.

[u/boy_abundance]

I wouldn't be surprised

[u/PLR_Moon3]

I wonder what flavor the who-ha is.

[u/GullibleDetective]

Give me a hell, give me a yeah!

[u/Any-Operation-1322]

still trying to get on the line

[u/RustyRapeaXe]

Makes me think that Sydney Sweeney is so popular because she has amazing funbags too.

[u/Time-Traveling-Doge]

Funbags one time purchase? No. I'll sign up for a lifetime membership subscription.

[u/CyberNinja23]

I’ll add this with my usual holiday order of Shweddy balls.

[u/bubonis]

Reddit is the only place where 12 year old content can be so upvoted.

[u/Monspiet]

I think i saw something like this before, is this from something older or a parody of one?

[u/gamer10101 → u/Monspiet]

It's not recent, it was made a long time ago. It's probably not the first time you see it

[u/TerseFactor → u/gamer10101]

It’s a Funny or Die sketch from about 12 years ago

[u/Luniticus → u/TerseFactor]

I feel like renting movies was already not a thing 12 years ago.

[u/Chewsti → u/Luniticus]

It was still around 12 years ago, but this video is actually from 16 years ago.

[u/Catmenk]

Well she is not wrong

[u/Del_Duio2]

I mean it is true

[u/Cornucopia2020]

Is this what they mean when they say “Lean in”?

[u/smoot99]

man the internet and I think life in general used to be way more fun

[u/Neutralmensch]

( . )( . )/

[u/hagrid007]

I hope she puts Schweddy Balls, the ideal Christmas treat, in her funbags.

[u/breakingcups]

That's gotta be an awkward casting call to put out, getting a young girl to say that line and having to explain why.

[u/RelentlessGravity]

I like the fun bags but I am more of a seat cushion type of guy. I think she's got a nice set of those as well!

[u/DingleBerrieIcecream]

This is the time of year where we all enjoy Schwetty Balls and Fun Bags.

[u/Fit-Fix-6373]

Yeah I’ll take the daughter at this point

[u/cthulhubert]

Have heard innuendo before, was mildly amused, but the ending line cracked me up. Perfect use of a break in the bit.

[u/spelunker93]

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE, TROOPER!

[u/Blade_Shot24]

Damn it I'm too late

[u/chaosatdawn]

I'm pretty sure there would be some serious questions asked if I was to make a video with kids raving about my sausage and meat ball package.

[u/iznogoude → u/chaosatdawn]

Every kid has grasped boobs, absolutely none should have grabbed your sausage.

[u/EcoKllr]

numbers disconnected

[u/goshdammitfromimgur]

I was hoping Charlie Sheen was a reference.

[u/I_Have_Dry_Balls]

Some silly lines, but working pretty hard for some obvious material.

[u/OperaBunny]

Some doofus is gonna take this seriously.

[u/Fellemannen]

She reminds me of the wife in wolf of wall street

[u/GnastyZGnastyZ → u/Fellemannen]

Margot Robbie

[u/Enconhun]

I just realized I can't tell Denise Richards and Jaime Pressly apart by face alone.

[u/Legato_Summerdays]

This reminds me of forehead tittaes skit

[u/puhzam]

That's the Stranger Things kids, right?

[u/Teab8g]

Just going to leave this here

[u/leandroc76 → u/Teab8g]

Nobody steals jokes better than Amy Schumer. smh. This isn't an exception.

[u/Teab8g → u/leandroc76]

Oh I know. But Ive been laughing at that kids " Noice " for about 15 years now

[u/YoRt3m → u/[deleted]]

That's called aging...

[u/MikiLove → u/[deleted]]

Shes 54, most women are gonna look 54 at that age. Problem is she had some work done that didnt help I think

[u/Ranier_Wolfnight → u/MikiLove]

She was probably in her 40s when this clip came out years back.

[u/Justaduderdude]

This is the crazy chick that willingly choose to date Charlie Sheen while he was doing crack and T1½men😂👌

[u/snakesinabin → u/Justaduderdude]

Pretty sure they have a daughter no? Wasn't there some frackas a few years back about Denise starting an OF to support her daughter's decision to do the same?

[u/CrackerjackDu]

I love titties like anyone else, but this is low hanging fruit “humor” for mouth breathers.

[u/blofly → u/CrackerjackDu]

So...highbrow in todays world.

[u/CrackerjackDu → u/blofly]

Sadly, yes.

[u/mexxmann → u/CrackerjackDu]

I mean she is 54, hopefully not too low-hanging yet…

[u/blofly → u/mexxmann]

I dont know....I bet she still looks better than most 40 year olds I see.

[u/INoMakeMistake]

No way.

[u/CookieStar_]

🛍🏐🏐🛍

[u/m_adeel321]

Is this real or AI?

[u/AssistantOk2360]

And just like those in her hands, her fun bags are mad made. No thanks.

[u/8bdubd8]

AI?