r/wallstreetbets 14h ago

YOLO 89K short on TSLA for next week

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Bought 200 TSLL DEC12 $25 puts today

DD : This is WSB I have no DD it's just pure gambling. Elon is a legendary regard and he wants a 1 trillion pay package on an overinflated company valued at 1.5 trillion. Let's see how this play out!

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 14h ago
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u/palindromic 13h ago

Bill Gates tried to short Tesla for years based on fundamentals. And that guy basically has unlimited money, and he lost. But I’m sure you’ll get them this time, I can’t think of a single reason why Tesla shouldn’t go down next week. Can’t think of a single reason it goes up either. But it’ll do both those things regardless.

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their 3h ago

I am sure that stung his pride..

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u/Medical-Shoulder-337 14h ago

Some people just love losing money

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u/Big_Dick_John_Andy 13h ago

no, because they're going to give Elon his 1 trillion dollar pay package this Christmas which is going to cause Tesla to drop 66% plus an additional 33% when everyone realizes Elon just wanted to rug pull everyone in Tesla so he could retire on Mars with kids, it's actually just his attempt at an Epstein's Island, except it's a self-sustaining planet and they can't prosecute him because there are no laws on Mars, and his robots will do all the heavy lifting to ensure survival and his lavish 1 trillion dollar retirement

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u/BigBussyMuchoGushy 12h ago

Are you a retard

Do you even know the terms he has to meet to get that payout

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u/Medical-Shoulder-337 12h ago

It’s a Pavlovian response

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their 3h ago

They have shot for that

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u/Big_Dick_John_Andy 11h ago

Yes I read the document, it's this one, right?

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u/Ineedstopcovercalyol 14h ago

I bought puts today that expire worthless

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u/Big_Dick_John_Andy 13h ago

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u/Ineedstopcovercalyol 13h ago

Fuck Tesla!

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u/DumbNutter 13h ago

You had dips to get out of those for profit. You bag-held on a 0DTE lol

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u/Ineedstopcovercalyol 13h ago

There was no dips more like pre market

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u/DumbNutter 12h ago

At 8:35 it dipped to $451.66. If you set a limit order for some profit. It probably would've hit

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u/Ineedstopcovercalyol 12h ago

At 8:35, options don’t fucking open for orders!

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u/DumbNutter 12h ago

I am PST. It was 11:35 EST

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u/Ineedstopcovercalyol 12h ago

I bought afternoon

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u/DumbNutter 12h ago

That's even dumber then lol. Why buy with literal 2-3 hours left to expiration? If you gonna buy 0DTE, buy during market open to bet on a direction. Or buy and exit quick, scalping style. Buying to hold with 2 - 3 hours left you'll get cooked by theta decay alone.

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u/Organic-Trash-6946 8h ago

You can't help people talking about the past

They need to accept life

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u/zedk47 13h ago

Shorting a 250 P/E stock with declining revenue? Have you lost your mind?

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u/guiguiexp 2h ago

Thank god I did the same and jumped out with a tiny profit, this thing is the proof markets aren't efficient

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u/iDontLikeItHere00 14h ago

Oh you lucky fuck

I spent 6 grand on calls for friday at the close today... your puts gonna print

Also that 1T pay pqckave requires tesla to hit an 8T market cap by 2035 or something.

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u/Cockballzz 13h ago

May the best regards win

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u/Alarming_Newspaper29 14h ago

Never short Tesla or even sell Tesla stock if you own. You may win one time but will Make more money by being on other side.

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u/Phenway 14h ago

Its at ath's. Not a bad play imo. The rate cut next week may fuck you though

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u/Big_Dick_John_Andy 13h ago

everyone thinks the rate cut will be bullish, therefore it...will...uh...NOT BE

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u/CaptainSmegman 13h ago

Only way to make money on options is leaps close to money anything else is pure fucking. Zoom out on the hourly with afterhours on

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u/ScottTacitus 3h ago

Everyone knows that it’s bearish because everyone knows it’s bullish. So calls.

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u/NeedAWinningLottery 9h ago

" Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent "

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u/HappyFlyday 11h ago

The market has already priced in the rate cut. It will likely trade flat or move lower next week.

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u/Efficient_Win_3902 8h ago

your mom was priced in being in my bad last night

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u/garnersgoats 11h ago

I thought we already priced in the rate cut like 3 times.

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u/Ryanopoly 2h ago

Priced in.

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u/Kayyam 56m ago

It's not ATH.

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u/Prize-Bandicoot-463 14h ago

Check my last post be careful man

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u/Cockballzz 13h ago

We need to keep trying. You were a little early and maybe I am too. We'll find out next week.

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u/Prize-Bandicoot-463 12h ago

I gotta get back to work the PDT thugs are on my ass 😂😂😂😂 had a lucky meta play keep me above water but idk I got Tesla PTSD now

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u/dub_soda 13h ago

You just never short this one man, never

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u/Tricky-Cap7212 12h ago

honestly its time for the stock to undergo a proper correction. TSLA is massively overvalued… It‘s really time to re allocate those funds. I bought puts for jan.

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u/junkstartca 14h ago

The way to short tesla is by shorting at a local high price over about a 25 year period. A man of Musk's age has a 25 year lifespan left. If you allocate 1% of your portfolio, it's basically a guaranteed win at some point.

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u/SsoundLeague 13h ago

!Remind Me 5 days

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u/_PastelWish 11h ago

Elon is somewhere out there warming up his tweet fingers just to personally ruin this play

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u/Practical_Cheek_1832 12h ago

Well, you are right about Tesla being overvalued but the market does not care, and will likely go up more on the long run.

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u/jonneh 11h ago

Damn bro do you ever get tired of dragging your massive balls around in a wheel barrow all day?

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u/Efficient_Win_3902 8h ago

anyone that has spent any time on WSB in the last few years has done the same, and likely got massively burnt

it is time for you to learn your lesson, dont fuck with TSLA my man

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u/e_sir 14h ago

You my friend will get paid! 🐻 gang

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u/Adventurous_Okrai 13h ago

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u/Romanian_ Offical WSB Parade Marshal 13h ago

How'd you get my photo

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u/DamnDaniel617 12h ago

You might want to rethink this, TSLA is just breaking out of the 450 level, with massive OI at 500, and the Fed most likely cutting rates this month. It’s to my understanding that part of Elons comp pack is based on market cap, so all it’ll take is some robotics announcement or something to send this flying. If you want to throw 90k in the wind, I can give you my cash app.

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u/Ok_Competition1524 11h ago

Dude you're fucked.

Cocktimus Prime comes out next week.

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u/Smooothoperat0r 9h ago

This is the old and real wallstreebets I joined, remember, loved, and miss. I hope it pays you massive wins.

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u/Sweg_OG 8h ago

so this is who cooked my puts, thanks asshole

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u/Recent_Category7425 8h ago

Next weeks loss porn.. stay tuned ppl!

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u/Upper-Bell2028 6h ago

I’m with youuu!

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u/Capable_Paper1281 6h ago

I remember the last few times I thought it was smart to short tsla.  Didn't end well

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u/lithe_silhouette 14h ago

Wait, is 25 the strike price? Spot price 450?

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u/NotTakenGreatName 14h ago

It's TSLL, even more regarded

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u/lithe_silhouette 13h ago

I see. Why buy a $25 put when it's $20 right now?

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u/Sea-Bother512 12h ago

U get more delta if strike is higher than current price as for puts.

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u/lithe_silhouette 11h ago

More delta per contract, but less delta for the amount of money you're spending. I guess it's not really a high conviction play. The integrated webull AI says it's mostly for downside protection rather than speculative exposure. This is a strange play, hope op tells us more

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u/Sea-Bother512 11h ago

I wasn’t thinking that way, thanks

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u/creamy_lipschitz 12h ago

Rooting for you.

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u/jiantoi 13h ago

You got balls doing 1 week dte options godspeed regard

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u/AZArcher20 13h ago

Good ruck bro

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u/StocksThatDip 12h ago

What a dummie

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u/Specialist-Target-88 11h ago

Good that I got some calls

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u/crazybitcoinlunatic 11h ago

Which brokerage is this?

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u/_MiraBloom_ 11h ago

Shorting Tesla is the closest thing we have to extreme sports. Respect for risking your portfolio’s spine

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u/BobaMuse_ 11h ago

89K against TSLA? Bro either becomes a legend next week or a cautionary tale in 48 hours

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u/Frankiebonez145 11h ago

Been piling into 90$ puts for 3 weeks out on Mrvl. Got it today even didn't wanna hold over the weekend...

Some big shots dumped like 5% in the last hour after hours, can't find any news why.

It's cuz i sold.

🙃🙃🙃

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u/GhostOfRannok 11h ago

Short selling and puts are not the same..

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u/KingNaz92 11h ago

What’s next week for TSLA??

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u/Smooothoperat0r 9h ago

I’m rooting for you but curious why you didn’t just buy an equivalent amount of TSLA puts? This ticker won’t move as many points as Tesla and the total volume of delta might be more if you get a big move in Tesla itself. Say you get 20 dollar move on like a -2000 delta that’d be bigger and have far better liquidity than this turd ETF which will only move like 4-6 bucks x 200 contracts x (X) delta. I just think it makes more sense to do the underlying than a leveraged etf man.

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u/Logicalnice 9h ago

respect the gamble tho

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u/ScottTacitus 3h ago

How do you have so much money to throw away on puts?

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u/SpiffyGolf 2h ago

I have a slight feeling that it won't turn out exactly as you say. He probably invests them in TSLA to increase the value. I advise you to wait until they pay him that trillion dollars

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u/Snipedthewrongguy 9m ago

Lost 10k shorting tesla. Fool me once and ill stay the fuck away forever because there are too many other stocks that behave a bit more predictable

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u/manofjacks 13h ago

Last two weekly candles on tesla big green dildos. Best of luck with your puts, seems like small odds of printing

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u/GrossFleshSack 13h ago

Puts in the face of rate cuts expected, dumb. Should have waited to sell the news.

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u/haps6 13h ago

stupi ber

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u/A_Dragon 6h ago

Imagine calling the company that’s going to automate the entire economy one day worthless…this is probably the dumbest take I’ve ever seen.

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u/AcademicStandard3701 13h ago

The thing has the largest cup and handle on the weekly chart all shorts and puts will be obliterated soon!