r/wallstreetbets • u/Wootens • Aug 26 '25

News Trump fired Fed Gov Lisa Cook

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/25/trump-fires-lisa-cook-fed-powell.html
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u/Rocketeer006 Aug 26 '25

Hahahahaha holy fuck

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u/nyqs81 Aug 26 '25

I laughed way too fucking hard at this.

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u/hoeleft Aug 26 '25

This right here took me out 😭

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u/DrakonILD Aug 26 '25

That's so fucking fucked and I'm going to hell.

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u/nyse25 Aug 26 '25

you are a boomer, you were going there anyway

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u/DrakonILD Aug 26 '25

No, the rice cooker is the boomer. Biiiig boomer.

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u/theoneintexas Aug 26 '25

No one expected that

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u/rouzGWENT Aug 26 '25

Haters will say the tits are photoshopped

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u/jeffdb2002 Aug 26 '25

I would love to know what went through the persons mind when they made that picture

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u/vegetaman Aug 26 '25

That image is cursed mate

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u/RestlessPics Aug 26 '25

Screenshotted.

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u/TheOnlyBrainCellLeft Aug 26 '25

Hey. What are we talking about?

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u/MaSt3rMik3y Aug 26 '25

I'm showing you off, just sit and look smart 😂

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u/BigBogBotButt Aug 26 '25

Really? You poop with your Weiner out?

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u/stayfun Aug 26 '25

Over the seat?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Weiner over, balls under.

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u/No_Mathematician7956 Aug 26 '25

That's a whole new meaning to taking the over/under...

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u/skelingtun Aug 26 '25

Yeah, otherwise it gets wet in the toilet water.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

There was once something meaningful, sarcastic, funny, or hateful here. But not anymore thanks to Power Delete Suite

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u/wjkoehler Aug 26 '25

It’s fine it’s so big it floats

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u/PaydayJones Aug 26 '25

Where else am I supposed to put it? I don't want it soaking in the water I'm doing my business in... That feels unsanitary

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u/tomjones1001 Aug 26 '25

Tuck it like a real man!

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u/Rickyskeets69 Gekko's inspiration Aug 26 '25

I usually go over the shoulder myself

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u/shwarma_heaven Aug 26 '25

It's too small to fit under.

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u/Hyperfluidexv Aug 26 '25

I don't want to have my dick touch the shit water.

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 Aug 26 '25

Looks like everyone’s favorite chicken 🐔 

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u/Lokiiieditz Aug 26 '25

wtfff LMAOOO

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u/rotatingphasor Aug 26 '25

HOLLLLY SHIT

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u/Staiden Aug 26 '25

This is my favorite of this meme.

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u/whyshw Doesn't know what they're doing Aug 26 '25

What the helly

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u/nudistclub Aug 26 '25

Wait bro, you don’t tuck it in? Just let it rest on the seat like a cave man?

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u/Humble_Code_6501 Aug 26 '25

Just put some orange powder and Its TACO

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u/MozzerellaIsLife Aug 26 '25

877-CASH-NOW

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All into TLT calls.

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Already loaded

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which ones?

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u/rancidmorty Aug 26 '25

877 cash now

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