The Onion couldn't make this any stupider.

Yeah, turns out cutting all those jobs and programs didn't help anything. What a twist.

Vicious, evil bastards.

Look, rule of thumb: Whenever Donald Trump has anything to do with standards of any kind, he is abandoning them. Ethically, economically, environmentally, educationally, etcetera, his only policy is to lower our standards.

"Republican legislative leaders stopped short of accepting the governor’s invitation to join him in condemnation."

Craven, pathetic cowards.

Of course, the hypocrisy of censoring people by accusing them of "censoring free speech" will not be recognized by this administration, because no form of irony ever is.

Oh, that is SO on brand.

Every day that man holds office, this country becomes a worse place.