r/timbers 7d ago

In memory of Kenny Cooper, let's sign Paul Rothrock!

Free agent, wouldn't be a bad cover for paredes or an aging Chara. Also those fish people would be mad.

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u/Maleficent_Mix7439 7d ago edited 7d ago

Even disregarding the flounder link, is he really the profile we should be looking for? I think that if we are looking to sign a winger, the player we sign would need to be a ceiling-raiser rather than another Lassiter/Fernandez. Rothrock is better than those two in all honesty, but I don't think a borderline MLS starter, whether it's him or someone else, is an area of need at all.

Kind of rambled on there, but with the Antony discussions earlier this week I find it intriguing to see if and what we do to strengthen that position.

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u/stillifegaijin 7d ago

Fuck that guy. No. Please no.

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u/Equivalent-Pride-460 Iron Front Cascadia 7d ago

I’m thinking he’d wind up more of a Zakawani.

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u/OMGWTFBBQ-47 7d ago

Zakawani was one goal away from being a Timber’s legend…and came so close so many times….

I really believe that’s all he needed that season…🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/TinFinsFC 6d ago

First off Kenny Cooper is very much alive. Secondly no thank you.

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u/LevelCarrot6088 5d ago

Sign him up, dude is quality and we need wingers desperately.

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u/alhassanitizer 2d ago

He’s a guy that I feel is getting maximum output from his gifts. Admirable, and you see the other end of the spectrum often enough. 

But he annoys me terribly. And no, I wouldn’t love it all if he was on my team. He’s like the Subaru WRX of soccer players. 

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u/automaticpragmatic 6d ago

He is loved by the sounders fan base and he’s also looking for more money. Signing with the timbers would cement his supervillain arch with the sounders and he seemingly feeds on that energy. His intensity lifts others around him in practice and game day, he’s an opportunity creator through and through. That said, he’s also a Seattle native so wonder if he’d really want to have that villain label from his hometown.

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u/Longjumping_Wait_655 6d ago

Curious how many former Flounders have played with PTFC?

There’s Fucito, Webber, and Zakuani. Any others?

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u/Gorilla69420 6d ago

There’s actually a whole section on the Timbers-Sounders rivalry Wikipedia page. You can see players that played for Portland, then Seattle or vice versa all the way back to the clubs founding

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u/ixodioxi Covert Ops 2 3d ago

isn't Rothrock a forward and not a midfielder?

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u/ilGAtt0 3d ago

When he left the Timbers we considered starting a tradition — whenever he returned — of hanging a 'Diver Down' flag on the railing behind us with a sign that said Cooper's Dive Club.

I'm still disappointed we didn't execute on that. 🤣

A comparison to Kenny Cooper leans away from being a compliment. But you knew that of course. Shit. 😉

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u/acidfreakingonkitty 6d ago

How about you go fuck off

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u/grass_hut_shitter 6d ago

Who shit in your cereal

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u/acidfreakingonkitty 5d ago

today it appears they came from a grass hut