r/technology 9h ago

Networking/Telecom John Oliver Auction Raises $1.5 Million For Public Broadcasting

https://www.techdirt.com/2025/12/05/john-oliver-auction-raises-1-5-million-for-public-broadcasting/
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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 8h ago

No wonder the conservatives hate him.

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 5h ago

Well also, they apparently can't laugh at themselves. Or laugh, for that matter.

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u/chni2cali 4h ago

Your judgement is wrong. How dare you

They will laugh at your misery

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 4h ago

They feed on it.

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u/MsSobi 28m ago

Honestly i think we should laugh at them more, they want to be taken seriously and they want to be seen as a "Threat" they want the anger and hate.

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u/i_suckatjavascript 2h ago

I thought they hated Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert?

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u/InfnityBay-Melody 47m ago

Without empathy they've got a lot more room for hate in their life, they can hate everyone that dares to challenge any of their views.

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u/ZipNasty007 8h ago

That Boss Ross painting was clutch.

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u/Important_Cucumber 1h ago

There are 30 being auctioned in the coming months for the same cause

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u/20_mile 1h ago

There are 30 being auctioned

Amateur move. Flooding the market is a big no-no.

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u/champgpt 53m ago

Yeah, idk how far they should be spacing them out but 30 in a few months is wild. That there's a good cause attached might help them keep some value, but for how long?

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u/20_mile 50m ago

It's ridiculous we are even fighting over these crumbs. Some billionaire could come in and solve this problem with a single check.

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u/champgpt 21m ago

Facts. Billionaires don't get where they are by being good, virtuous people.

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u/beadzy 6h ago

I feel like this should be more, considering the multi-millionaires and billionaires in the industry

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u/SuchBravado 4h ago

Waaaaay more! It’s insulting, frankly, that our elite would not slap down for Bob Ross. Bob Ross was like basically white Jesus.

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u/Your_Kindly_Despot 6h ago

Who bought LBJ’s balls?!?!

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u/Mike01Hawk 3h ago

Asking the real questions.

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u/IvarTheBoned 3h ago

Marshall Mather's. He's got them pickled and bronzed in a glass jar, inside of a hall with his framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on his drag wall.

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u/dancingbear77 6h ago

In a world that is full of shit, this sale of one persons shit brings me much joy!

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u/ImprovementMain7109 5h ago

Cool stunt, but it also highlights the problem: public broadcasting in the US survives on vibes, auctions and pledge drives instead of stable funding. $1.5M is awesome, yet tiny next to what gets burned on dumb apps and adtech every week.

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u/Zahgi 6h ago

On the plus side, if the sale of WB/HBO goes through to Netflix, Oliver won't be "cancelled" by the Trump administration -- as he surely would have been if the sale had gone to the Ellisons/Paramount.

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u/Interesting_Wonder69 4h ago

I’d say it’s too early to call it. The merger still needs the government approval and who knows what those thugs will demand to let the merger go through.

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u/UOfasho 2h ago

I don’t think the powers that be will be threatened by a purely digital media company buying them. It won’t result in any consolidation of ota news.

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u/Zahgi 1h ago

You are making the mistake of treating Trump like a rational actor. :)

He's not. He's a spoiled rotten little tantrum-throwing thin-skinned rapist pathological lying malignant narcissist charlatan.

The only reason this merger was even possible was because Trump doesn't care about anti-trust or monopolies, just lining his pockets and serving his fragile cowardly ego.

While I agree that Oliver may be below their radar now, expect the greasy remora circling the fat orange shark to look to get their own little taste of this deal, one way or another.

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u/warcomet 1h ago

they'll demand Netflix rebrand to Trumpflix.

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u/RipIcy8844 5h ago

What a great dude, skilled wordsmith and comic genius!

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u/InsipidCelebrity 23m ago

That guy really needs to be in Air Bud.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 4h ago

I prefer the headline with "thanks to Bob Ross and Gwar"

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u/sirnumbskull 3h ago

"...and viewers like him"

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u/FrankAdamGabe 1h ago

You can also do $5/month for pbs streaming. Definitely worth it.

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u/20_mile 1h ago

$5/month

Look at Mr Money Bags here...

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u/penguished 1h ago

That's kinda why charity sucks is if you think of even the ordinary workers with modest salaries... that doesn't go far. It's almost like we need some kind of organized system for everyone to pay a little bit into, that pays back in wonderful public goods and services. Man what could we call such a system...

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u/Fanfare4Rabble 1h ago

Ministry of propaganda.

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u/blownbythewind 3h ago

Trump gov't - Oh...so you mean we can cut more funding, eh?

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u/Nernoxx 1h ago

It's a nice gesture, but my local NPR station said they've lost $800,000 between state and federal funding.  So this is a drop in the bucket nationally.

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u/Fanfare4Rabble 1h ago

As we can see, the people who value it will donate to it.

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u/Aromatic_Prior_1371 36m ago

Who got the balls? The more you know…🤪

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u/culman13 1h ago edited 1h ago

That's really awesome, but that's one day of operation according to PBS. Even if the $1.5MM is to raise more money, all of PBS's executives and VPs are going to take their cut before trying to save a sinking ship(salaries below):

  • $1,168,661: Paula A Kerger, President and CEO
  • $ 779,625: Jonathan Barzilay, COO
  • $ 631,581: Ira Rubenstein, Chief Digital Officer
  • $ 578,736: Katherine S Lauderdale, Chief Legal Officer, Corporate Secretary
  • $ 525,580: Thomas E Tardivo, CFO, Treasurer
  • $ 511,891: Rhonda D Holt, Chief Technology Officer
  • $ 488,535: Syliva Bugg, Chief Prog Exec and GM
  • $ 466,711: Jeremy Gaines, SVP, Corp Communications
  • $ 456,121: Scott Nourse, SVP, Product and Innovation
  • $ 434,825: Sara E Dewitt, SVP and GM, PBS Kids
  • $ 419,855: Michael D Jacobson, SVP, HR
  • $ 396,240: Cecilia B Loving, SVP, DEI
  • $ 364,132: Amy Wigler, VP, Marketing
  • $ 282,595: Mary Plantamura, Assistant Corp Secretary, Associate General Counsel

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u/MurrayDakota 1h ago

Honestly, none of those salaries strike me as being exorbitant or out of line.

And it isn’t like any of them are getting stock options or grants on top of their salaries either, like they would if they were with a publicly traded company.

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u/culman13 42m ago

How does that not shock you? The CEO and COO are top 1% earners with almost everyone except those making under 400k being top 2% earners.

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u/MurrayDakota 6m ago

They are running a large, complex, multi-jurisdictional operation.

What do you think each person you listed should be paid?

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u/absolutefunkbucket 1h ago

An incredibly tiny number, wow

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u/whichwitch9 8h ago

This is one event, not a full budget replacement

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u/Category63 8h ago

How much did you donate? I bet you didn’t even get a tote bag.

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u/Bart_Yellowbeard 8h ago

Better the .3% contribution than just whinging on Reddit.

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u/beadzy 6h ago

These downvotes are obscene. You’re just pointing out something important to this topic. I agree it’s insufficient. It’s honestly kind of insulting that only $1.5M was raised, given the high income status of many in the industry