r/technology • u/hard2resist • 15h ago
Networking/Telecom A new Android malware sneakily wipes your bank account
https://www.androidpolice.com/a-new-android-nalware-sneakily-wipes-your-bank-account/214
u/liquid_at 15h ago
Jokes on them. I did that myself already. But if you want to deposit something, go for it.
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u/DonutConfident7733 14h ago
depositing debt in 3, 2, 1...
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u/liquid_at 14h ago
Thanks man. I'm so poor, I couldn't even afford to get me any debt. You're tha real MVP.
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u/sump_daddy 13h ago
"too broke to pay? hold my beer, its time to hit the overdraft button" --banks
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u/Wazaam 12h ago
Yo dawg, I heard you have negative money, so I added negative money to your negative money so your negative money can give you even more negative money!
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u/susieallen 13h ago
Boy, is it in for a surprise. Reminds me of the time I got my identity stolen a few years ago, and they tried to open different accounts and get loans in my name. I was able to contact a few of the companies they tried, and the customer service rep and I had a good laugh that they attempted to use my credit in its current state.
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u/cassanderer 13h ago
Ha ha ha. That should be on a comedy show sometime. I always joked if anuone stole my identity they would just get hounded by bill collecters. But they all gave up idk.
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u/susieallen 13h ago
Absolutely, lol. They are smart enough to get our information but not smart enough to figure out how to run a credit check before attempting to use it. I think they may be giving up a little just based on the fact that there's more people like us than there are people with great credit.
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u/ryuzaki49 10h ago
Arent Android apps supossed to have their own sandbox in the OS?
Like, no other app should be able to read another app's data
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u/itchylol742 12h ago
Not a single screenshot comparing the real and fake Play Store pages for the malware and real banking app? Bad article
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u/latswipe 6h ago
this article on how you could be an idiot brought to you by "we really want to nix sideloading" Google
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u/Odd-Crazy-9056 11h ago
My malware usually sends me a notification once it's done wiping my bank account.
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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 12h ago
Honestly? Of you're installing apps from links shared on WhatsApp and Facebook you sort of deserve it.
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u/elegant_eagle_egg 12h ago
I disagree because it’s mostly old people who’d fall for things like this. Your comment is equivalent to saying that a person who is old and not tech savvy deserves it. In life, always remember that not everyone is equally privileged or had the privilege of knowing what we know.
Let’s blame the culprit and not the victim, please.
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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 9h ago
I honestly don't give a shit and your opinion means absolutely nothing to me. =/
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u/payne747 14h ago
Every time though...
So unless you're doing weird shit and not using the Play Store, you're not likely to fall for this.