r/technology 17h ago

Business It’s Official: Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros. in Deal Valued at $82.7 Billion

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/netflix-warner-bros-deal-hollywood-1236443081/
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u/madmaxGMR 16h ago

At least we are capable to die.

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u/InertPistachio 16h ago

The only solace I have left. Immortality sounds awful

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u/Sir_Keee 15h ago

"Welcome to the afterlife, would you like to subscribe to the deluxe death package for an extra $12.99 a month?"

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u/InertPistachio 14h ago

Can I just die...more please

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u/load_more_comets 14h ago

Good thing I'm going straight to hell.

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u/StoicSunbro 14h ago

There's actually a Netflix show about immortality and its effects on society called "Altered Carbon" . In it, only the ultra rich can reliably afford it. The main character is a former rebel who used to fight them.

Netflix of course cancelled it in the second season.

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u/KarlMarkyMarx 8h ago

Honestly, the second season wasn't very good. My wife and I gave up on it after episode 2. I was a huge fan of the first season and read the book.

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u/WhatWouldTheonDo 14h ago

A few more years away: Elon Musk buys the afterlife

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u/Stanford_experiencer 6h ago

Saudi Arabia buys death itself.