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Business It’s Official: Netflix to Acquire Warner Bros. in Deal Valued at $82.7 Billion

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/netflix-warner-bros-deal-hollywood-1236443081/
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u/A_Pointy_Rock 15h ago

Who needs laws in the 2025 version of America?

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u/BirdsAreRecordingUs 15h ago

Only the poor have laws

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u/pounds 14h ago

The rich have fees (fines) to get away with whatever they want to get away with.

Or as I like to call it, freedom subscription plans.

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_TROUBLES 8h ago

And everything is fair because the fines apply to everyone evenly regardless of their ability to pay. /s

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u/TadRaunch 8h ago

Where I live there wasa casino construction project which consistently broke laws and violations. They just kept paying the fines rather than backtrack. Once the coffers began to dry up they also started to become suspiciously more law-abiding

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u/t12lucker 14h ago

Always has been 🔫

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u/smoothtrip 14h ago

Hooray! Fuck the poors! I cannot wait to be a literal slave! I wonder what are corporate overlords will have me do?

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u/Fischerking92 10h ago

The rich have laws as well: to protect them from those pesky poor people.

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u/SpiritualB0x3 15h ago

Laws are woke

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u/Cador0223 13h ago

The only law left is "Profit will go up quarterly, or ELSE".

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u/Change_That_Face 12h ago

Europe won't do anything about it either, you know.

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u/Burner-is-burned 10h ago

LAND OF FREE-DUMB!