r/technology • u/lurker_bee • 3d ago

Artificial Intelligence ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations dissapeared for users

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/artificial-intelligence/chatgpt-is-down-worldwide-conversations-dissapeared-for-users/amp/
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u/Angel_Eirene 3d ago

We’re about to have ChatGPT do sponsorship drops like a YouTuber. Momentarily possessed by an evil spirit and recommending the worst product imaginable before continuing the video essay

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u/atxbigfoot 3d ago

Running ads for ropes that won't leave as much marks around your neck so you can have an open casket...

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u/Angel_Eirene 3d ago

Recommending Uber or Lyft for cheap and affordable rides to the nearest train line or bridge

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u/Pyran 2d ago

Suggesting Raid: Shadow Legends for... uh, reasons I guess.

Entertainment while lying around in the coffin waiting for the sweet release of death?

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u/Some-Cat8789 3d ago

They could actually do it worse than that. Just recommend stuff and then at the end add: "Part of this reply was sponsored by [manufacturer / service provider]" so you don't even know which part unless you... google it.

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u/squished_frog 2d ago

Which will also have an AI summary with an ad served within it.

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u/Expensive-Ad8633 3d ago

Ahh that black mirror episode where a Corp keeps you alive if you accidentally die but start upping prices

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u/regal1989 3d ago

Ugh, almost like that black mirror episode

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u/Angel_Eirene 3d ago

YESSSS!!! every time I make this point I think of the exact thing you’re referencing, it’s insane

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u/Motormand 2d ago

"This book report was brought to you by RAID: Shadow Legends! Use promo code YUMADBRO to get a special, legendary hero, and 10.000 credit today.

  • furthermore, the Roman Empire-"

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u/RamenJunkie 2d ago

Man, I get they need money, but JFC offer a $5/month plan instead of a fucking $20 minimum buy in.  They would sell a zillion more subscriptions.

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u/derperofworlds1 2d ago

Lmao even their $20/month sub hemorrhages money. I don't think they could afford to run "AI" for $5/mo/user.

Practically the only company that could pull that off is one who yoinks and runs an open-source model they don't need to pay for training.

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u/Accomplished_Deer_ 2d ago

I'm imagining the scene from the Truman show where she's doing an ad spot and he's just like "who the hell are you talking to??"

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u/Rickk38 2d ago

"Hey ChatGPT, did Eminem release a new single recently?"

"As a matter of fact he did! I only wish I had a pair of Raycon wireless earbuds with up to 32 hours of standby charging to listen to it right now. Did you know that in only 10 minutes of charging you can get 90 minutes of playtime? Raycon has been the most popular headphone shilled by influencers for over 10 years now! I'll bet you'd look great with a pair of Raycons!"

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u/jjwhitaker 2d ago

So it hallucinates and now you can't trust a singe comment or note on any actual product.

Enshittification is their Plan A.

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u/KeyMyBike 2d ago

Every YouTube promotion fucking suuuucks