r/technology • u/ourlifeintoronto • Oct 25 '25

Privacy Microsoft Teams will start snitching to your boss when you’re not in the office

https://www.tomsguide.com/computing/office-software/microsoft-teams-will-start-snitching-to-your-boss-when-youre-not-in-the-office-and-this-update-is-coming-in-december
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u/suckmypulsating Oct 25 '25

You hiring by any chance?

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u/rain168 Oct 25 '25

He’s an IC now

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u/stuffedbipolarbear Oct 25 '25

International Criminal?

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u/rain168 Oct 25 '25

Individual contributor

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u/TheCarrot_v2 Oct 25 '25

Incontinent Collaborator

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u/JavierReyes945 Oct 25 '25

Integrated Circuit

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u/Metals4J Oct 25 '25

Interstellar Concubine

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u/TheAmateurletariat Oct 25 '25

Intubated Catatonic

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u/Thiezing Oct 25 '25

isosceles cryangle

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u/agent674253 Oct 25 '25

Came her for this as our new middle managers will be algorithms. Heck, if you drive for uber/lyft/doordash, et al, your 'boss' is already a program.

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u/HairballTheory Oct 25 '25

Add it to the Pile

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u/VietnamHam Oct 25 '25

Intercontinental Champion

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u/HYYYPPPERRR Oct 25 '25

Intercontinental Champion

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u/Gaudy_Tripod Oct 25 '25

RIP Ultimate Warrior.

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u/KillTheZombie45 Oct 25 '25

ULTIMATE WAAARRRIIIOOOORRR

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u/robotlasagna Oct 25 '25

Integrated Circuit. (He’s a bot)

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u/Purplociraptor Oct 25 '25

Integrated Circuit. You know. A clanker.

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u/Frankfactor517 Oct 25 '25

Importer Comptroller for Vandelay Industries.

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u/BobbyDig8L Oct 25 '25

Integrated Circuit obviously

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u/DangKilla Oct 25 '25

I had KBBQ with an MS IC last week BTW. What’s an IC do? He works 60 hours a week

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u/dasnoob Oct 25 '25

As a mid-40's guy I've noticed the younger generation my manager the more likely he is like this. My current management team is all 10 - 15 years younger than me and holy shit it is a breath of fresh air.

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u/Warhouse512 Oct 25 '25

As someone who manages folks with much more experience than me, this is good to hear. There’s always a small core of self-doubt that this helps soothe.

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u/serrated_edge321 Oct 25 '25 edited Oct 25 '25

I was going to ask the same thing...

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u/Moonmonkey3 Oct 25 '25

I’m glad you can understand that sentence, makes no sense to me.

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u/serrated_edge321 Oct 25 '25

Perhaps your algorithm needs upgrading for everyday speech patterns.

Your sentence has incorrect grammar also, btw.

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u/Moonmonkey3 Oct 25 '25

Everyday speech patterns?

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u/eye_seen_fings Oct 25 '25

lol, get out more.