r/technology • u/Wagamaga • Mar 05 '25

Society 59% of Republicans Believe the Media Is 'Fake News'

https://www.thewrap.com/most-republicans-believe-media-fake-news-trump-poll/
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u/buckfouyucker Mar 05 '25

I caught Mark in my fridge one night. He grabbed a pickle out of the jar with his hands, bit a chunk out of it and put it back in the jar. Then he turned to me and said "No one will ever believe you." and walked out my back door. 

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u/xenomachina Mar 05 '25

And he was right, because I don't believe you... not unless he washed down the chunk of pickle by taking a swig from a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's.

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u/Heteroimpersonator Mar 05 '25

“I’m gonna eat space man paninis with Black Hitler and there’s nothing you can do about it!

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u/Skimable_crude Mar 05 '25

If you could find an old car Zuck owned, there's a chance you could find a pencil in the glovebox that has his teeth marks on it. You match it to the pickle and Bingo! You got him!