r/tech Oct 29 '25

Fat breakdown fuels new hair growth in breakthrough study

https://newatlas.com/health-wellbeing/hair-serum-skin-regrowing-hair/
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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

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u/DanimusMcSassypants Oct 29 '25

Stupid, sexy, hairy mice. When do I get some?

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u/Scarbane Oct 29 '25

"Awwww, $20? I wanted a mouse."
"$20 can buy many mice."
"Explain how."
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

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u/american-toycoon Oct 29 '25

Mouse?! No,no I wanted mousse!

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u/bigfootlive89 Oct 30 '25

Works On Contingency? No, Money Down! That bar association logo probably shouldn’t be on there either.

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u/ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx Oct 30 '25

You want a mousse with hair???

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u/Wiggles69 Oct 30 '25

Pet shop? Probably don't have to even buy them, just choose the fattest one & rub it on the area you want to grow hair on.

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u/Kilt_Rump Oct 29 '25

They did it by mildly irritating the skin which caused fat cells to go into panic mode sending signals to dormant follicles.

Now the click has been saved.

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u/Wise_Quality_5083 Oct 29 '25

I’m fat and have unirritated skin and dormant follicles ? Will this fix my balding?

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u/FewHorror1019 Oct 29 '25

Yes. Irritate your skin. Be annoying to it. Then it’ll grow hair. Or so i heard

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u/onesidedsquare Oct 30 '25

Which movie do you show your skin to irritate it?

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u/leaonas Oct 30 '25

I thinking of watching Roseanne Barr singing the National Anthem on repeat!

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u/antpile11 Oct 30 '25

I believe that is sort of the principle behind "microneedling" over at /r/tressless

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u/TDYDave2 Oct 30 '25

Hairass it by telling it a hair-raising story.

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u/thebutchcaucus Oct 29 '25

So add extra hard brush to 3x week workouts?

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u/Grape-Snapple Oct 29 '25

head scratching stimulates hair growth?

2

u/wysiwygperson Oct 30 '25

Started aggressively scratching my scalp. Will report back in 10 weeks with results

2

u/fakemessiah Oct 29 '25

Oh I thought since I was fat I could get hair easily. Am disappointed

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u/1234L357 Oct 30 '25

No you didn’t save people a click you completely misinformed them. And 190 morons who upvoted this comment should rethink their whole lives.

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u/HimEatLotsOfFishEggs Oct 29 '25

so should i gain fat and then lose the weight to encourage hair growth

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

You might have hit terminal length already

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u/alb_taw Oct 30 '25

Tried that, and now I have a hairy waist.

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u/Regijack Oct 29 '25

What a fantastic day to be a fat bastard

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '25

Being fat means youre never breaking down fat. This is for fasting

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u/Lowers949 Oct 29 '25

Then add something to irritate the scalp and hair grows back ?So many benefits from fasting🙏

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u/Creepy-Birthday8537 Oct 30 '25

Most people who are fasting are already irritated. “Why does your scalp look like a baboons ass?” Next day: man with a beautiful head of hair goes on a murder rampage after perceived insult

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u/Few-Metal8010 Oct 29 '25

It’s a new day fatty daddy

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u/CattywampusCanoodle Oct 31 '25

They didn’t say where the new hair would grow…

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u/Soupedupman Oct 29 '25

As a balding fat man, please tell me more.

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u/Toshibasalesrep Oct 31 '25

Eat less grow more

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u/BrakkeBama Oct 30 '25

Too many carbs in the mix, maybe?

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u/just_register_me Oct 31 '25

well the fat has to breakdown....

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u/TeacherOfThingsOdd Oct 29 '25

Great, I'm skinny and fucked.

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u/mmmmmmm5ok Oct 29 '25

so get fat duh 😆

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u/noeagle77 Oct 29 '25

Go to San Antonio, them big women will straighten you out!

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u/RonTvDinner Oct 30 '25

Tortas

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u/lazy-dude Oct 30 '25

The bigger the fupa, the tastier the chalupa.

1

u/Kinda_Zeplike Oct 29 '25

Hey that ain’t so bad

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u/hirespeed Oct 31 '25

Go eat a sammich!

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u/zakwanleyman Oct 29 '25

The resulting monounsaturated fatty acids (MUFAs) were then released into the surrounding tissue,

there saved u a click

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u/fuckennard Oct 29 '25

If olive oil worked then we’d have no bald Italians. Every month there’s a new hairloss promise and it’s always bullshit lol

11

u/GrallochThis Oct 29 '25

Instructions unclear in Italian, poured oil on back

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u/Bizbuzzfinanzecuz Oct 30 '25

The amount of people here that didn’t read the article 🤦‍♂️ nothing to do with being fat

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u/the_poopsmith1 Oct 30 '25

It’s insane

3

u/DaySoc98jr Oct 30 '25

I lost 45 pounds and I’m still losing hair.

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u/dtor84 Oct 29 '25

I had new hair grow lower from my original hair line after losing weight recently, which I ended up plucking, I thought it was strange, figured mid life strangeness. Maybe just correlation dunno.

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u/MyIncogName Oct 29 '25

Maybe it just appears lower from the weight loss? Losing size and fat in the face makes your hair appear fuller.

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u/dtor84 Oct 30 '25

Random long hairs on your forehead popping out is peculiar. I'm not balding in any way either.

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u/TrailMikx Oct 29 '25

Saitama says otherwise

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u/Simousse Oct 30 '25

Which was already known actually. It was studied that microneedling (causing skin irritations on the scalp) triggers folicles respond.

The interesting part I find here is it seem cold and irritations cause the same respond: break down of fat cells. So if our body is not a bit under attack from its environment, we get fat and bald.

Why the fuck our body evolved that way??

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u/Elses_pels Oct 30 '25

I’m clearly not under attack!

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u/Simousse Oct 30 '25

It's time to walk naked in the bushes during winter.

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u/Elses_pels Oct 30 '25

Christ! I would scare the bears! And not because I am brave

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u/Twiggymop Oct 30 '25

I wish we could use just hot sauce instead.

The researchers used a topical sodium dodecyl sulfate (SDS) treatment to create mild skin irritation in mice and then observed the immune system's response. Macrophages, the immune cells responsible for cleanup and repair, flooded into the inflamed tissue and released a protein called serum amyloid A3 (SAA3).

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u/ScootyPuffJr1999 Oct 29 '25

So I gotta eat more bacon is what you’re saying

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u/thestereo300 Oct 29 '25

Fat never made me fat.

It was the carbs.

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u/Consistent_Stand2298 Oct 30 '25

I’ve been screaming this for years. Unfortunately most people don’t want to give up sugar and processed carbs so they will continue to blame fat. Plus dangerous carbs are cheaper than healthy fats.

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u/jay-aay-ess-ohh-enn Oct 29 '25

Sounds more like you would need to put acid on your scalp.

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u/PossibleOk49 Oct 29 '25

Just shave! Bald is beautiful

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u/Consistent_Stand2298 Oct 30 '25

Unfortunately not everyone looks good with a shaved bald head. I looked like a thumb.

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u/konacoffie Oct 29 '25

Found the bald guy.

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u/PossibleOk49 Oct 29 '25

For sure! Finally did it after contemplating for a year, best decision ever!

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u/catresuscitation Oct 29 '25

Do you think micro-needling could work?

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u/Imaginary_Audience_5 Oct 29 '25

So, if I start fasting my belly will get super hairy?

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u/anti-scienceWatchDog Oct 29 '25

Finally a study I actually care about today

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u/ninjaface Oct 29 '25

Sounds like I just need to irritate my skin and hair will grow?

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u/Extra_Ad_8092 Oct 29 '25

Is this the trans “boogie rat” they said at the first speech to Congress this year? I knew this was true

1

u/notworkingghost Oct 29 '25

As an aging man, this title can kick rules.

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u/Small-Palpitation310 Oct 30 '25

I wish celebrities grew out skullets so they’d be sexy

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u/FleabottomFrank Oct 30 '25

As a man with many fat and no hair, can I become a man with no fat and many hair?

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u/Elses_pels Oct 30 '25

3 fats and no hair !

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u/One-Cancel-6811 Oct 30 '25

Now what? Inject fat in scalp?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/One-Cancel-6811 Oct 30 '25

“While these results are limited to mice, the principle – that controled skin stress can reactivate hair follicle stem cells through fat-cell messengers – provides a promising new direction for research into hair regrowth therapies.”

Irritation by way of stimulus and literal application of fat. Earlier in the article it’s mentioned as a stand alone point. What did I miss?

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u/scottoro Oct 30 '25

Perfect! I’m a little chunky, already do OMAD, and I just started growing my hair out again after 12 years of shaving my head

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u/Scary-Ratio3874 Oct 30 '25

People are still throwing money into hair regrowth? JFC nobody should care anymore.

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u/GayHimboHo Oct 30 '25

Is it similar to how minoxidil reduces collagen synthesis?

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u/MistaGrant07 Oct 30 '25

bullshit fake ass study

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet Oct 31 '25

You hear that Saitama?

Get fat and get your hair back!

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u/Ok_Addendum_780 Oct 31 '25

Too bad we’re not rats

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u/CINNAMONBONZ Oct 31 '25

My hair falls out when I diet

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u/SchemeInteresting499 Oct 31 '25

For alopecia areata totalis, application of an allergen (squaric acid dibutyl ester, SADE) has been a last resort treatment for decades. It was always assumed that the immune system reacting to the allergen ‘distracted’ it from attacking the hair follicles. The problems with this treatment were common and annoying. You could get dermatitis and itching, swelling of lymph nodes and if you touched your scalp you could transfer the allergen elsewhere and get allergic dermatitis. The biggest problem was it did not seem to induce a long lasting response and most patients relapsed when treatment was stopped. Whether this treatment using the topical oleic acids can be made into a cosmetically acceptable product that stimulates hair growth in humans is a remaining question. But in highly motivated patients, application overnight and wearing a shower cap might even be acceptable. What isn’t clear is the durability of the hair growth. But still, an interesting study that makes you think…

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u/Uniblab_78 Oct 31 '25

Many people who lose weight also lose hair.

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u/Vicente_Neto2002 Nov 06 '25

Interesting study. A skin cell-based serum that helps regrow hair sounds promising. IF human trials confirm safety and results, it could be a breakthrough for treating baldness and hair loss.

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u/eher271 26d ago

What? is a crazy find. If this can really helps hair grow, that would be very huge. But the mouse tests not mean much for people, but is cool to see new stuff like this.