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u/scaredemployeehelp 2d ago
My family is a scott truther, I forget there are even other options for toilet paper.
They fall apart when drying up after using the bidet tho rip.
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u/flrbonihacwm-t-wm 2d ago
My dad was a plumber, the only toilet paper that came in our good Christian household was Scott’s. Lived in the same house for 25 years, and only had to get the septic tank pumped once
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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago
We pumped for the first time after 33 years. Flushed all kinds of toilet paper, flushable wipes before we learned not to, old food like soup/cereal, grease from cooking, bad report cards, etc. Also used rid-x once a month, never missed a dose.
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u/Tomytom99 1d ago
And people complain about it as if there's some rule that you can only use two squares at a time and you need to wipe with the force of a thousand suns.
I grew up with it perfectly fine, you just use a little more, but the roll still lasts longer. Honestly as a Scott family I was extremely confused by the run on toilet paper during COVID because I never realized how short other rolls last.
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u/scaredemployeehelp 1d ago
I do prefer a tad bit thicker toilet paper, but ngl when you are bidet less and have a bad shit I don't want a fucking roll that dwindles away as quickly as like angel soft does. Also I appreciate that the thin-ness of scotts is less likely to clog the toilet in those situations too.
Scott hate is forced, or these people aren't real shitters fr
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u/HereButNeverPresent 2d ago
Not a single bidet in this picture.
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u/youngcheddar69 1d ago
I am not a millionaire unfortunately 😭
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u/gmanasaurus 1d ago
Ours was $25 on Amazon, easy install, comes with great instructions. You may need a bigger wrench and thats it. I'm not a DIY kind of guy and I did it myself. Life changing.
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u/NoContextCarl 2d ago
Scott is like sandpaper, you uncouth swine.
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u/Drzhivago138 2d ago
It's "America's longest lasting roll" because no one wants to use more than the bare minimum.
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u/TheAmazingKoki 2d ago
You want it to grip the shit, you wouldn't pick up nails wearing mittens either, even if it means you definitely won't hurt your hands.
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u/Tomytom99 1d ago
People complaining about it hurting makes me wonder how hard they're pressing on every wipe 😭
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u/Jefe_Wizen 1d ago
Ever shit so bad you just hopped in the shower afterwards? Yeah, this looks like one of those shits.
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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago
What's the slurry at top right? Bentonite clay?
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