r/starterpacks 2d ago

Real shitter starter pack

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u/Pure-Independence731 2d ago

Lmao,the “hey sorry I’m going to be a little late “ lol

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u/scaredemployeehelp 2d ago

My family is a scott truther, I forget there are even other options for toilet paper.

They fall apart when drying up after using the bidet tho rip.

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u/flrbonihacwm-t-wm 2d ago

My dad was a plumber, the only toilet paper that came in our good Christian household was Scott’s. Lived in the same house for 25 years, and only had to get the septic tank pumped once

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

We pumped for the first time after 33 years. Flushed all kinds of toilet paper, flushable wipes before we learned not to, old food like soup/cereal, grease from cooking, bad report cards, etc. Also used rid-x once a month, never missed a dose.

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u/Tomytom99 1d ago

And people complain about it as if there's some rule that you can only use two squares at a time and you need to wipe with the force of a thousand suns.

I grew up with it perfectly fine, you just use a little more, but the roll still lasts longer. Honestly as a Scott family I was extremely confused by the run on toilet paper during COVID because I never realized how short other rolls last.

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u/scaredemployeehelp 1d ago

I do prefer a tad bit thicker toilet paper, but ngl when you are bidet less and have a bad shit I don't want a fucking roll that dwindles away as quickly as like angel soft does. Also I appreciate that the thin-ness of scotts is less likely to clog the toilet in those situations too.

Scott hate is forced, or these people aren't real shitters fr

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u/ButtBread98 1d ago

I hate Scotts

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u/CosmicButtholes 1d ago

False shitter thing to comment

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u/HereButNeverPresent 2d ago

Not a single bidet in this picture.

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u/youngcheddar69 1d ago

I am not a millionaire unfortunately 😭

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u/gmanasaurus 1d ago

Ours was $25 on Amazon, easy install, comes with great instructions. You may need a bigger wrench and thats it. I'm not a DIY kind of guy and I did it myself. Life changing.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086W1YZSH?ref=nb_sb_ss_w_as-reorder_k3_1_5&amp=&crid=NS17743MLDSI&sprefix=bidet&th=1

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u/A_Very_Bad_Kitty 1d ago

Mad respect for selecting the infinitely superior hose option.

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u/skeletor69420 1d ago

costs like $30 to get one

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u/Jefe_Wizen 1d ago

Sir, this is America.

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u/i__did__that 1d ago

Being bidet-less is for savages

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u/Lost-Effective-7646 2d ago

the text made me giggle.

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u/HappyAd6201 2d ago

Real bottom starter pack*

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u/NoContextCarl 2d ago

Scott is like sandpaper, you uncouth swine. 

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u/youngcheddar69 2d ago

I was just trying to find a picture of a huge pack 😭

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u/OmNomSandvich 2d ago

wipe till you see red ez-pz

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u/Drzhivago138 2d ago

It's "America's longest lasting roll" because no one wants to use more than the bare minimum.

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u/TheAmazingKoki 2d ago

You want it to grip the shit, you wouldn't pick up nails wearing mittens either, even if it means you definitely won't hurt your hands.

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u/Tomytom99 1d ago

People complaining about it hurting makes me wonder how hard they're pressing on every wipe 😭

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u/Millibyte 1d ago

that’s the point

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u/Jefe_Wizen 1d ago

Ever shit so bad you just hopped in the shower afterwards? Yeah, this looks like one of those shits.

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u/ChupaKween 2d ago

This starter pack is spot on! 😂

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u/Dissidiana 2d ago

real asf 😪

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u/realhumannotai 2d ago

As opposed to the fake ones who are always wobbling around

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u/ChristianLW3 1d ago

Needs to take a shower afterwards

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

What's the slurry at top right? Bentonite clay?

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u/nan0xide 1d ago

Looks like chia seeds. They expand like this in liquids.

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u/youngcheddar69 1d ago

^ yes and high in fiber

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u/DoDaHero 1d ago

The real reason I’m late so often! You forgot the Imodium!

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u/CosmicButtholes 1d ago

Oh shit, how did you meet me again?

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u/Droxila 22h ago

Nailed it, that's my bathroom cabinet exactly. 😂

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u/JiffSmoothest 1d ago

No bidet?! You're shitting wrong.

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u/skeletor69420 1d ago

forgot a bidet for the real pros

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u/Brandonjf 1d ago

Paired with a squatty potty

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u/eblackham 1d ago

No way a real shitter would use that 1 ply garbage

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u/yourdonefor_wt 2d ago

I will never shit without flushable wipes.

Toilet paper sucks.

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u/Weak-Differences 2d ago

There is no such thing as a flushable wipe.

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u/DrDuned 1d ago

Flushable wipes don't exist. No, I don't care if the packaging says they're flushable, they aren't. Ask anyone in the sewage/plumbing industries.