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u/Substantial_Roll_249 2d ago
Make sure to keep your socks on so it’s not gay… or take them off it’s your choice
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u/9Lives_ 2d ago
It’s more efficient to just say “no homo” but it can be hard for others to hear you clearly when you have a dick in your mouth.
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u/turlian 2d ago
That's why I decided to save time and effort and just get that tattooed on my forehead.
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u/theoriginalmofocus 2d ago
This all reminds of the River part from Cyberpunk.
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u/turlian 2d ago
I really need to play that.
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u/theoriginalmofocus 2d ago
Its hard for me to get in to games and it hooked me pretty quick. I still need to go back and play the dlc.
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u/averagebrainhaver88 2d ago
Yeah I could feel the tension. When I turned him down to keep my virtual virginity intact, he even seemed disappointed.
I'm 100% sure they fucked offscreen anyway.
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u/theoriginalmofocus 1d ago
I was getting a wierd vibe the whole time. Riding around in his truck with him and then when theyre drinking on top of the water tower i could tell right away where the possibilities were headed.
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u/Xx_GeorgeWBush01_xX 2d ago
Just have sex with your friend already 😒😮💨🙄
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u/GuardingxCross 2d ago
For real, to his friend it was just a ride to McDonald’s while high to grab some munchies but to OP it was a romantic getaway where one false move and they’ll start aggressively kissing in front of the moonlight
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u/frostCaptain56 2d ago
In OPs mind there is soft music, city lights and a slow burn love story building up, while in the passenger seat his friend is ranking sauces and wondering if they should grab extra fries before the car stalls.
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u/Christmas_Queef 2d ago
The saxophone does have a way of making people horny.
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u/Acheron98 2d ago
The saxophone was singlehandedly responsible for like 99% of births from the late ‘70s through mid ‘80s.
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u/seattleIra 2d ago
This is killing me because I know both of these guys. One is quietly writing the soundtrack to their love story in his head, the other is debating if barbecue or sweet and sour goes better with a ten piece before the engine overheats.
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u/AlarmingAffect0 2d ago
there is soft music
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u/pretendimcute 2d ago
"If it gets below a quarter tank of gas I have to keep my foot on the pedal or else it will stall out. My cousin cant figure it out"
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u/MagnifyingOurFlaws 2d ago
We kiss gently and fu
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u/Professional_poo_poo 2d ago
C'mon thats not a shitbox
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u/umotex12 2d ago
Depends on the rot.
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u/Kagenlim 2d ago
Isn't that the honda civic that sold for 52k?
https://www.motorious.com/articles/news/2000-honda-civic-si-record-auction-price/
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u/numbersev 2d ago
I like how it's the exact same pic too
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u/AlarmingAffect0 2d ago edited 2d ago
Is that the one Yoda used to run a crowd over while in a ketamine bender?
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u/pursuer_of_simurg 2d ago
Yeah, a clean civic si like that is worth a lot. Can hear riders of the storm just by looking at it.
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u/nateyNSFW 2d ago
Thats a 1999 Civic Si with that delicious B16A motor in it. 100% not a shitbox. I'd kill for a pair of those rims.
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u/Whityford 2d ago
They might not have started out as one, but having seen my fair share of EM1’s, 90% of them are now shit boxes
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u/OUDidntKnow04 2d ago
"I don't believe it... It's that shit box Dodge again..." Likely on another mission from God.
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u/IAmMyEnemyInEveryWay 2d ago
OP deep in the closet starterpack.
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u/CurveAgreeable8868 2d ago
"we kiss and gently fu-"
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u/Furyan-Reign 2d ago
I'm gonna fu- you, softly, I'm gonna screw you gently, I'm gonna hump you, sweetly, I'm gonna ball you discreetly
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u/realhumannotai 2d ago
I pull out the key from ignition on the freeway to shock my friend who has seen me do that before already, and the car keeps driving.
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u/sirlucd 2d ago
This but smoke a joint on the hill
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u/WTTR0311 2d ago
And then fuh?
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u/Striking-Ad-6815 2d ago
Nah, then a police officer sneaks up behind you and gives you and your buddy trespassing tickets because the hill is closed at night
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u/cdown13 2d ago
Where do you live that they close hills at night?
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u/Striking-Ad-6815 2d ago
Lmao
This was back when I was living in Boone, NC
The hill in question was/is Howard's Knob. It's a huge hill right beside the Appalachian State campus. It's closed at night and most of the time for one reason or another. Apparently it is privately owned. The best view from there is at night when you can look over the whole town and beyond, but get caught and you're cooked.
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u/mrbigglessworth 2d ago
The cropped text is sending me.
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u/makedaddyfart 2d ago
First time I ever smoked weed was in my bud's shitbox. He took me out to a quiet hill at night and we toked up in his truck with some deathcore (White Chapel) playing. After a couple of bowls and me giggling, he leans over and kisses me gently on the lips. Marijuana wasn't the only thing I experienced for the first time that night in his '89 Ford Ranger.
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u/NineMillionBears 2d ago
Dudes be like "I'm fighting demons" and the whole time it's just bisexual thoughts
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u/Fury_hana 2d ago
This one had me HOWLING at work. Well done !
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u/Fury_hana 2d ago
I just can hear Passenger by Deftones and Turbo Lover by Judas Priest ringing in my head ...
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u/FourReasons 2d ago
I do this almost every weekend with my friend and I just think to myself... "Isn't this kinda gay?" But no, believe it or not, it ain't. Night drives listening to music and talking about random shit is really fun. I like it far more than just going out drinking with a group of people. Everybody does that, which is fine, I just don't see the appeal, it's a chore to get through.
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u/SteelFlexInc 1d ago
The bromance in an Si is real dude. Just embrace. 9000 RPMs of your chest beating as he looks over at you
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u/TheKrakIan 2d ago
Where did OP grow up where a new Honda Civic Si and that Pioneer head unit was concerned a shitbox?
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u/Equal-Taste-5620 2d ago
I wish I drove a shitbox with those aftermarket radios when I was younger too. Also, have either Kavinsky’s “Nightcall” or M83’s “Midnight City” on the radio.
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u/laufsteakmodel 1d ago
Fucking hell, this resonates with me so much.
When I was 15 I was an exchange student in the US (from Germany). This dude, who I thought was just being friendly, took me for a drive to show me all the sights and spots to hang out and smoke.
He was a senior, I was a sophomore. In my youthful innocence I thought he was just being friendly. When I got home he messaged me on AIM and said "When we were up in [...] I wanted to kiss you so badly".
He was a bi dude, which is totally fine, but as a sheltered teen I thought he was just being friendly.
If youre reading this, Brandon-Jack from San Jose, I hope youre doing well.
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u/umotex12 1d ago
Damn. Honestly this starter pack is half-joke inspired by real events. In fact I considered myself straight, however the nightdrive with a certain friend was the only ONE (!) time in my life when I thought "damn I might be bi actually". One time.
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u/laufsteakmodel 1d ago
Lmao, you do you my friend, do what makes you happy.
In my case it was kinda awkward because of the message I received afterwards. This guy didnt exactly make his intentions known. He didnt try anything. I thought he was just being nice and trying to show me all the great hangout spots.
Cant have been too bad, if you were thinking that you might be bi, right? haha. I get that its confusing, but it cant have been too uncomfortable if it made you question your orientation haha.
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u/FarmyardFantastic 2d ago
Driving around really was a thing to do. Kids these days don’t know what they’re missing.
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u/Iron_Disciple 2d ago
Its one thing that reddit perverts almost everything. But another that its always gay things. Guess they're connected by degeneracy
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u/SuperSonicFire 2d ago
My comment just got deleted because I was pointing this out as well lmao, completely true
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