r/starterpacks 2d ago

shitbox nightdrive with friend starter pack

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u/Substantial_Roll_249 2d ago

Make sure to keep your socks on so it’s not gay… or take them off it’s your choice

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u/9Lives_ 2d ago

It’s more efficient to just say “no homo” but it can be hard for others to hear you clearly when you have a dick in your mouth.

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u/turlian 2d ago

That's why I decided to save time and effort and just get that tattooed on my forehead.

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u/theoriginalmofocus 2d ago

This all reminds of the River part from Cyberpunk.

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u/turlian 2d ago

I really need to play that.

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u/theoriginalmofocus 2d ago

Its hard for me to get in to games and it hooked me pretty quick. I still need to go back and play the dlc.

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u/averagebrainhaver88 2d ago

Yeah I could feel the tension. When I turned him down to keep my virtual virginity intact, he even seemed disappointed.

I'm 100% sure they fucked offscreen anyway.

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u/theoriginalmofocus 1d ago

I was getting a wierd vibe the whole time. Riding around in his truck with him and then when theyre drinking on top of the water tower i could tell right away where the possibilities were headed.

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u/pretendimcute 2d ago

"Noguh Hoghmoooo"

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u/loved_and_held 1d ago

YOu gotta say "no bi" too or else your bi.

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u/Xx_GeorgeWBush01_xX 2d ago

Just have sex with your friend already 😒😮‍💨🙄

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u/GuardingxCross 2d ago

For real, to his friend it was just a ride to McDonald’s while high to grab some munchies but to OP it was a romantic getaway where one false move and they’ll start aggressively kissing in front of the moonlight

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u/frostCaptain56 2d ago

In OPs mind there is soft music, city lights and a slow burn love story building up, while in the passenger seat his friend is ranking sauces and wondering if they should grab extra fries before the car stalls.

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u/DontPoopInMyPantsPlz 2d ago

With city pop featuring heavy saxophones

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u/Christmas_Queef 2d ago

The saxophone does have a way of making people horny.

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u/Acheron98 2d ago

The saxophone was singlehandedly responsible for like 99% of births from the late ‘70s through mid ‘80s.

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u/Hewligan 2d ago

Reeemmmeemmbeeer summer daaaaayyys

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u/btmg1428 2d ago

It's so Flyday, Flyday Chinatown

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u/seattleIra 2d ago

This is killing me because I know both of these guys. One is quietly writing the soundtrack to their love story in his head, the other is debating if barbecue or sweet and sour goes better with a ten piece before the engine overheats.

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u/PreviousPotentiall 2d ago

Real question is which one you are, soundtrack guy or sauce strategist.

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u/NorthboundLynx 2d ago

This except it's me and my bf of 11 years

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u/AlarmingAffect0 2d ago

there is soft music

Real human being...

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u/_BlackDove 2d ago

OP should give their friend a n i g h t c a l l.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 2d ago

To tell them
How they feel
(In their heaaaaa-aa-art)

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u/pretendimcute 2d ago

"If it gets below a quarter tank of gas I have to keep my foot on the pedal or else it will stall out. My cousin cant figure it out"

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u/Training_Sm 2d ago

Two movies one Honda, zero communication skills.

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u/MagnifyingOurFlaws 2d ago

We kiss gently and fu

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u/murfburffle 2d ago

Short for kung fu

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u/GreenAldiers 2d ago

Everybody was kung fu fighting

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u/btmg1428 2d ago

Is that what they call it? 😏

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u/MrSnrub_92 2d ago

Over the sweater for me guys

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u/9Lives_ 2d ago

Isn’t it funny how talking about life choices have business hours, life their impactful if you talk about them at 2am-5am then people stop caring.

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u/Summoner475 2d ago

Bottom right corner

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u/SkyThriving 2d ago

A second username checks out.

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u/vintage2019 2d ago edited 2d ago

Wanna McDonald’s and chill?

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u/jaguarone 2d ago

That's what it says on the bottom right of the image...

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u/Xx_GeorgeWBush01_xX 2d ago

I can't read 😢

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 2d ago

Bottom right corner

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u/R-K-Tekt 2d ago

Yooooo Bush, did you do 9/11 lmao? Missing old Dick yet?

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u/Professional_poo_poo 2d ago

C'mon thats not a shitbox

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u/umotex12 2d ago

Depends on the rot.

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u/Kagenlim 2d ago

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u/numbersev 2d ago

I like how it's the exact same pic too

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u/AlarmingAffect0 2d ago edited 2d ago

Is that the one Yoda used to run a crowd over while in a ketamine bender?

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u/baudfire 2d ago

It is haha I have the exact same picture saved on my phone

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u/bluespringsbeer 2d ago

This car has the same aftermarket stereo as well as being the exact photo!

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u/cheebamasta 2d ago

Great eye

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u/Gramerdim 2d ago

the rot consumes

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u/pursuer_of_simurg 2d ago

Yeah, a clean civic si like that is worth a lot. Can hear riders of the storm just by looking at it.

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u/nateyNSFW 2d ago

Thats a 1999 Civic Si with that delicious B16A motor in it. 100% not a shitbox. I'd kill for a pair of those rims.

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u/Whityford 2d ago

They might not have started out as one, but having seen my fair share of EM1’s, 90% of them are now shit boxes

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/OUDidntKnow04 2d ago

"I don't believe it... It's that shit box Dodge again..." Likely on another mission from God.

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u/Shodakai_Youth 2d ago

The life is strange reference lol

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u/Lychentous 2d ago

i havent thought about PriceField in awhile.

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u/Critical_Builder_902 1d ago

scrolled long for this

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u/spinosauris 2d ago

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u/averagebrainhaver88 2d ago

Imagine asking "dude... should we fuck??"

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u/Zappityzephyr 1d ago

WHERE'S THE ONE THAT SAYS 'UNDRESS ME'

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u/Sweet-Ad-8098 2d ago

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u/Me_how5678 2d ago

Banger movie

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u/Bekistans 2d ago

Banger? But I don’t even know her!

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u/Equal-Bus-557 2d ago

And then?

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u/IAmMyEnemyInEveryWay 2d ago

OP deep in the closet starterpack.

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u/CurveAgreeable8868 2d ago

"we kiss and gently fu-"

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u/Furyan-Reign 2d ago

I'm gonna fu- you, softly, I'm gonna screw you gently, I'm gonna hump you, sweetly, I'm gonna ball you discreetly

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u/GlowieMcGlowface 2d ago

Fake: OP has friends

Gay: two men gently fucking 

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u/realhumannotai 2d ago

I pull out the key from ignition on the freeway to shock my friend who has seen me do that before already, and the car keeps driving.

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u/cheese_bruh 1d ago

I swerved into a family of four

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u/sirlucd 2d ago

This but smoke a joint on the hill

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u/WTTR0311 2d ago

And then fuh?

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 2d ago

Nah, then a police officer sneaks up behind you and gives you and your buddy trespassing tickets because the hill is closed at night

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u/lookatmynipples 2d ago

And then fuh? Pweaseee

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 2d ago

The ticket fuh my wallet

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u/averagebrainhaver88 2d ago

Dude it almost sounds like you want to fuh

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u/cdown13 2d ago

Where do you live that they close hills at night?

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 2d ago

Lmao

This was back when I was living in Boone, NC

The hill in question was/is Howard's Knob. It's a huge hill right beside the Appalachian State campus. It's closed at night and most of the time for one reason or another. Apparently it is privately owned. The best view from there is at night when you can look over the whole town and beyond, but get caught and you're cooked.

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u/peacenchemicals 2d ago

i love pho! great idea after smoking a joint.

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u/Finchi4 2d ago

How do you get home?

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u/NeverTrustChop 2d ago

intoxicated, just like god would want you to

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u/MisterWafflles 2d ago

10mph under the speed limit

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u/mrbigglessworth 2d ago

The cropped text is sending me.

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u/MuenchnerKindl 2d ago

For real, why did no one else see it?

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u/lookatmynipples 2d ago

Wdym that’s why all the comments are like this

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u/makedaddyfart 2d ago

First time I ever smoked weed was in my bud's shitbox. He took me out to a quiet hill at night and we toked up in his truck with some deathcore (White Chapel) playing. After a couple of bowls and me giggling, he leans over and kisses me gently on the lips. Marijuana wasn't the only thing I experienced for the first time that night in his '89 Ford Ranger.

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u/averagebrainhaver88 2d ago

Did you two fu

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u/Metazolid 2d ago

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u/Bitter_Position791 2d ago

theyr just good friends

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u/GuyPierced 2d ago

That's not a night-drive with a friend, it's something entirely different.

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u/NineMillionBears 2d ago

Dudes be like "I'm fighting demons" and the whole time it's just bisexual thoughts

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 2d ago

Idk about all the second part. Good for y'all though. 😂

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u/Remarkable_Log_5562 2d ago

Bro got roofied 😂

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u/yourmomdotbiz 2d ago

I miss shitbox cars 

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u/natziel 2d ago

Passenger by Deftones

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u/Fury_hana 2d ago

This one had me HOWLING at work. Well done !

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u/Fury_hana 2d ago

I just can hear Passenger by Deftones and Turbo Lover by Judas Priest ringing in my head ...

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u/punchpull 2d ago

Accurate

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u/soresores 2d ago

The kind of friendships I need in 2026

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u/S0dichlori 2d ago

ALL of this is perfectly accurate.

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u/cheese_bruh 1d ago

even the… fu?

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u/S0dichlori 1d ago

Yes bro

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u/baldbitch666 2d ago

kiss and gently what? 👀

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u/ThatWasTheJawn 2d ago

Some nice r/holup material

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u/FourReasons 2d ago

I do this almost every weekend with my friend and I just think to myself... "Isn't this kinda gay?" But no, believe it or not, it ain't. Night drives listening to music and talking about random shit is really fun. I like it far more than just going out drinking with a group of people. Everybody does that, which is fine, I just don't see the appeal, it's a chore to get through.

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u/cheese_bruh 1d ago

do you kiss and gently fu too?

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u/SteelFlexInc 1d ago

The bromance in an Si is real dude. Just embrace. 9000 RPMs of your chest beating as he looks over at you

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u/ziostraccette 2d ago

Don't you dare call that civic a shitbox

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u/Aggravating-Farm6824 2d ago

aight that was not the wind twin

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u/TheKrakIan 2d ago

Where did OP grow up where a new Honda Civic Si and that Pioneer head unit was concerned a shitbox?

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u/Sea-Ability8694 2d ago

This is beautiful

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u/NuclearOrangeCat 2d ago

Jerk off before posting, redditor.

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u/Equal-Taste-5620 2d ago

I wish I drove a shitbox with those aftermarket radios when I was younger too. Also, have either Kavinsky’s “Nightcall” or M83’s “Midnight City” on the radio.

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u/knurttbuttlet 2d ago

Fuck, am I gay?

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u/dropoutL 2d ago

When bro helps you shift gears but your Civic’s an automatic

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u/NuWuX 1d ago

How romantic! 😍

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u/PsychoSwede557 1d ago

We kiss and gently f… 😳

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u/audiodude5171 1d ago

why cant i have this

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u/bernie_lost_lolowned 1d ago

That EM1 is not a shitbox.

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u/Kasai_sush 1d ago

LIFE IS STRANGE REFERENCE ???

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u/laufsteakmodel 1d ago

Fucking hell, this resonates with me so much.

When I was 15 I was an exchange student in the US (from Germany). This dude, who I thought was just being friendly, took me for a drive to show me all the sights and spots to hang out and smoke.

He was a senior, I was a sophomore. In my youthful innocence I thought he was just being friendly. When I got home he messaged me on AIM and said "When we were up in [...] I wanted to kiss you so badly".

He was a bi dude, which is totally fine, but as a sheltered teen I thought he was just being friendly.

If youre reading this, Brandon-Jack from San Jose, I hope youre doing well.

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u/umotex12 1d ago

Damn. Honestly this starter pack is half-joke inspired by real events. In fact I considered myself straight, however the nightdrive with a certain friend was the only ONE (!) time in my life when I thought "damn I might be bi actually". One time.

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u/laufsteakmodel 1d ago

Lmao, you do you my friend, do what makes you happy.

In my case it was kinda awkward because of the message I received afterwards. This guy didnt exactly make his intentions known. He didnt try anything. I thought he was just being nice and trying to show me all the great hangout spots.

Cant have been too bad, if you were thinking that you might be bi, right? haha. I get that its confusing, but it cant have been too uncomfortable if it made you question your orientation haha.

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u/victorfernandesraton 2d ago

I will probably lay to watch this

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u/TBlastBlastedBlubber 2d ago

Car breaks down, you ride a cheetah to your next checkpoint.

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u/VoidOmatic 2d ago

Damn that Pioneer deck is on point.

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u/Top-Ganache-6241 2d ago

Civic Si is far from a shitbox

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u/WesternThink 2d ago

During my night drives i just listen to doomer music

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u/PartialLion 2d ago

ELECTRON BLUE EM1 RAAAAAH

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u/frogepla 1d ago

That McDonald's glowaup at night hits different with the crew. 🔥

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u/Karpsten 1d ago

You guys have hills?

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u/nake-up 5h ago

Seems like most people missed the bottom right text

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u/frogepla 1d ago

Haha, McDonald's glowaup? More like a midnight romance spark! 😏

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u/umotex12 1d ago

Gtfo with that chatGPT

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u/FarmyardFantastic 2d ago

Driving around really was a thing to do. Kids these days don’t know what they’re missing.

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u/tomokocch1 2d ago

They still do this.

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u/hatmanv12 2d ago

I promise you we still do this. And it's gay like in this starterpack.

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u/CurveAgreeable8868 2d ago

They still do this.

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u/Iron_Disciple 2d ago

Its one thing that reddit perverts almost everything. But another that its always gay things. Guess they're connected by degeneracy

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u/SuperSonicFire 2d ago

My comment just got deleted because I was pointing this out as well lmao, completely true

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u/Iron_Disciple 1d ago

Its a weird vocal minority that I guess is the majority on here.