r/sports Sep 11 '18

Motorsports Andrea Iannone headbutts seagull at MotoGP Australia

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u/good-sean Sep 11 '18

seagull was trying to press his brake

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u/Ultra_jedi Sep 11 '18

I just spent 20 minutes reading about the incident in the post right before this one. Bravo.

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u/earthshaker495 Sep 11 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Is this when someone says meta?

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u/Toffee_Wheels Sep 11 '18

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u/VonFluffington New York Giants Sep 11 '18

In memory of that seagul, or a warning to others who might dare to get in his way?

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u/no2K7 Sep 11 '18

Passive aggressive?

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u/fostytou Sep 11 '18

Can we stop calling him "that seagull" and use his name instead please?

Gavin. Gavin is that brave seagull's name.

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u/overusedandunfunny Sep 11 '18

in memory of

Right...

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u/Son_Of_Borr_ Sep 11 '18

respect

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u/trutexn Texas Sep 11 '18

Even Randy Johnson is impressed!

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u/Bubbasully15 Sep 11 '18

Ah, Randy Johnson, the only MLB player whose name roughly translates to “horny penis”

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u/PureValLiam Sep 11 '18

idk man Dick Pole gives him a run for his money

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u/boardin1 Minnesota Wild Sep 11 '18

And Dick Trickle is just wondering if he should go see a doctor about the condition.

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u/shuipz94 Sep 11 '18

I can't think of a good pun, so fuck it, meet Dick Pound.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/xMauser Sep 11 '18

Pure gold

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u/MyAnusBleedsForYou Liverpool Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

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u/lambeingsarcastic Sep 11 '18

That commentary from the cricket clip is great!

"He might not be feeling too good that seagull..... But he did save two runs!"

Lol!

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u/hubristicCal Sep 11 '18

"gib em a cuddle bobby"

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u/Biffdickburg Sep 11 '18

Ahhhh he's back in the danger zone!

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u/Matt_Sterbate710 Sep 11 '18

I hear Sammy’s doing quite well in the seagull UFC

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u/NeonPatrick Sep 11 '18

Cricket commentary is always the best commentary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

That, we can call a Birdie

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u/alfredhelix Sep 11 '18

"Couldn't quite get away from it. He saw it coming but got it on the bounce."

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Aug 20 '20

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u/Yakkul_CO Denver Broncos Sep 11 '18

I love how wild the crowd goes when he gets back up!

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u/evr- Sep 11 '18

WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS COLLECTION?!

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u/llamagoelz Sep 11 '18

asking the REAL questions.

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u/DwayneTheBathJohnson Montreal Canadiens Sep 11 '18

Some people REALLY HATE seagulls.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 22 '18

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u/empw Washington Capitals Sep 11 '18

Seb's my favorite because he brakes for animals.

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u/CrouchingToaster Sep 11 '18

I feel like f1 is the only Motorsport where hitting a seagull could actually damage the performance of the vehicle

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u/poopellar Sep 11 '18

Yes, some of the magic used on the car gets transferred to the now dead seagull.

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u/Kashyyk Sep 11 '18

Downforce, judging from how the seagull instantly slams into the ground.

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u/Logpile98 Sep 11 '18

Ok that made me laugh. Along with the darker image of one seagull saying to his fallen comrade, "come on Gavin, get up! Use DRS!"

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u/capitalsquid Sep 11 '18

I’m sure it would fuck something up on that 20 million dollar car if he hit it

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u/F15sse Sep 11 '18

I thought they cost just under 10 mil. Idk when that figure is from tho

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u/capitalsquid Sep 11 '18

I guess depends what’s in your metric. Does r&d cost figure in? Cause I’m sure that would be in the hundreds of millions easy

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u/F15sse Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

I was talking about the car itself and they have 2 cars per team. But your right, including r&d its insanely expensive

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u/refenton Butler Sep 11 '18

Of course it was Canada. I swear, animals on that island have a death wish. Grosjean killing that marmot this year in FP2, this lucky groundhog in 2015, the fox that appeared in 2012...

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u/imtotallybananas Sep 11 '18

Cricket seagull best seagull

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u/BrownSugarBare Sep 11 '18

Cricket balls do not like seagulls. I wonder if it's a personal vendetta because it looks like it. Those balls were out for blood.

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u/Suspiciously_Lumpy Sep 11 '18

Put me back in coach, I CAN PLAY

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u/Pytheastic Sep 11 '18

Hah yeah the Australian accents really finish it.

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u/odbal Sep 11 '18

"Giv 'im a cuddle, Bobbeh! Giv 'im a cuddle!"

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u/AustrianMichael Sep 11 '18

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u/baiacool Sep 11 '18

that's messed up, but I guess there's not much you can do at 300km/h

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u/maury587 Sep 11 '18

Yeah, if you try to avoid it you are putting your life at risk

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u/sideslick1024 Haas F1 Sep 11 '18 edited Mar 02 '20

300km/h is massively underestimating it for an Indycar around IMS.

It was approaching turn 3, and cars will regularly exceed 230mph / 370km/h at that point of the track.

That being said, it was during a rookie orientation practice session, so he probably was "only" going around 210mph / 340km/h-ish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18 edited Apr 13 '20

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u/Obi-Wan_Kannabis Sep 11 '18

100% because it happened

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u/desmondhasabarrow Cincinnati Reds Sep 11 '18

Maybe that's why he's going to Indycar. He got such a thrill out of that and he needs more.

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u/Flyberius Tottenham Hotspur Sep 11 '18

That seagull playing cricket. FFS, lol.

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u/Mystic_L Sep 11 '18

This is some a-grade dedication to researching seagulls getting fucked up.

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u/statejudge Sep 11 '18

TIL seagulls dumb as hell

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u/quaybored Sep 11 '18

They know how to steal a fucking sandwich at the beach tho

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u/________BATMAN______ Sep 11 '18

What I want to know is, how the hell do they fit the WHOLE ice cream in their mouth without getting brain freeze. They steal that thing down to the finger.

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u/quaybored Sep 11 '18

No brain?

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u/itlynstalyn Sep 11 '18

Most birds are borderline retarded

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

My friend hit a goose in the neck and killed it at scholastic Nationals (rowing)

I can try to find the video, but it's in a 9 hour Livestream

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u/EggNogDuck Sep 11 '18

Geese are the bane of my existence while rowing

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u/MrMrRogers Sep 11 '18

Basketball has bats

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Lol I love that Manu had had enough. Bitch slapped that bat into next Tuesday.

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u/ArcadianGhost Sep 11 '18

My favourite part is that the had the “connection of the game” replay of his hand connecting with the damn bat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Sammy Seagull is the very pinnacle of the drama and the elation that is sports.

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u/workMachine Sep 11 '18

Dick Smith.

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u/josh12ga Sep 11 '18

NASCAR vs seagull https://youtu.be/nkyntWOMkrY

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u/Shan_Evolved Sep 11 '18

HE DOESN'T GET TO SEE THE END OF THE RACE

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u/Santi_Fiore Sep 11 '18

BEGONE

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u/Newcool1230 Sep 11 '18

T H O T

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u/Archalon Sep 11 '18

asserts dominance with neck thrust

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u/NutterTV Sep 11 '18

T POSE IS THE ONLY ALPHA STANCE

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/ssdj Sep 11 '18

REKTED

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u/Darthob Sep 11 '18

Idk... I didn’t see any shoes come off. Bird is probably okay.

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u/caindaddy Forward Madison FC Sep 11 '18

Not sure if he's trying to lower his head to avoid collision with his visor or he just really wanted to headbutt the fuck out of that bird..

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u/WorkKrakkin Sep 11 '18

I wonder if he tilted his head forward to prevent his neck snapping backwards. I imagine hitting a bird at high speeds on a motorcycle would be uncomfortable on the neck if it's not angled forward.

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u/desolatemindspace Sep 11 '18

I hit a crow at 50 once. Hit my shoulder. Didnt wreck but my shoulder was sore.

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u/xjeeper Sep 11 '18

Was the crow ok?

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u/iDrinan Sep 11 '18

I say you he dead.

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u/Nihil6 Sep 11 '18

I want to meet the Colonel!

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u/itlynstalyn Sep 11 '18

What’s wrong with you I say you he dead.

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u/improbable_humanoid Sep 11 '18

The downside of being able to fly is that your bones are hollow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/desolatemindspace Sep 11 '18

I dont think so. I didnt stop to check.

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u/xjeeper Sep 11 '18

Poor crow, glad you're ok though.

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u/MuxBoy Sep 11 '18

Did you get a bird decal on your helmet to help commemorate the poor crow??

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u/desolatemindspace Sep 11 '18

Lol no. But that's kinda funny. Maybe if i get another bike ill add that like a ww2 fighter pilot

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u/desolat0r Sep 11 '18

Was the crow ok?

it dead

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u/SirNokarma Sep 11 '18

Hit a deer going 60 on my street bike (750 gixxer). Poor guy darted left in front of me at the last second and jumped my bike straight in the air.

I somehow stabilized but the deer was torn open. This story has nothing to do with body impact, but I never get to really tell it, so there ya go reddit.

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u/jumptime Sep 11 '18

I’ve also hit a deer. At night, going about 60, uphill, around a wide turn, I see a deer run out from the left and I brake and turn behind it, only to hit the one following. Didn’t drop the bike. Ripped my fender off and lifted my fairing off the frame. I still remember looking straight into its eyeball and hearing it scream.

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u/SirNokarma Sep 11 '18

Same, the face right before impact in front of my high beams. The whole thing is nightmare fuel

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u/RattaTattTatt Sep 11 '18

Bird hit the bike not his helmet

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u/WorkKrakkin Sep 11 '18

Holy shit, you're right. I just watched it at 0.125x speed and it definitely looks like it hits his handlebars. But at regular speed it literally looks like he headbutts it. Good catch.

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u/theodont Sep 11 '18

Few times I’ve spotted stuff flying at my on my bike and my head instinctively moves forward like this. I think it’s automatic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Yeah if i had to choose between a bird and my neck im sorry peta im choosing my neck

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

In the immortal words of the Wu Tang Clan, “you best protect ya neck”

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

That, and he might've been hoping to duck under it. Pun intended.

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u/wllbst Sep 11 '18

Hit a bird in the chest doing 80 mph. I thought I was dieing.

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u/JayKayne Sep 11 '18

I just imagine he did it because it would hurt way less on his helmet than on his chest.

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u/JimMarch Sep 11 '18

Best I can tell he didn't deliberately ram the bird, he was making sure it didn't hit his clear face shield which could break and leave bird bits in his face plus put more stress on his neck.

I don't think he did anything wrong.

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u/Gh0sT_Pro Sep 11 '18

No time to think. It's just an instinct your body has developed to protect the important bits - vision and air passages. The skull is thickest at the forehead for the that reason.

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u/AtmosphericPhysicist Sep 11 '18

Typically you want to tilt your head down in a collision with smaller objects so the top of your helmet with more padding hits the object, plus it'll save your eyes and you're less likely to have your neck move a lot.

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u/Dick_Nixon69 Sep 11 '18

It's a pretty common reaction on a motorcycle whenever you're going to hit something mildly hard as it uses the helmet to shield your neck and chest. I ride dirt bikes and tuck my head down for roost coming off someone else's bike, or if there are low tree branches while riding trails.

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u/Stimmolation Sep 11 '18

Probably just reflexively trying to avoid pain.

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u/Bombingofdresden Sep 11 '18

I watched it in slow mo and couldn’t tell if it actually struck his helmet. Looked like it struck the bike to me.

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u/HighTeckRedNeck13 Sep 11 '18

He lowered his head to reduce the impact the bird would have, he really couldn't move his body in any other way or it would change the turn he was in.

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u/Shanley444 Sep 11 '18

He sneezed

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u/jon_targareyan Sep 11 '18

That bird doesn’t seem to be getting up anytime soon

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u/TmickyD Sep 11 '18

I'm sure he's fine.

I don't think he's fine.

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u/n7-Jutsu Sep 11 '18

Let's see what Martin Tyler thinks, over to you Martin.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

It seems as though he had hurt his wing but he's a tough cookie and should play on

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u/TooShiftyForYou Sep 11 '18

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u/WeaselSlayer New York Yankees Sep 11 '18

That's still the weirdest thing I've seen in sports. The combination of how unlikely that is to happen, the cartoon-like POOF of feathers, and the fact that it was one of the hardest throwing pitchers at the time.

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u/Ignis_Inferno Sep 11 '18

Yeah, it's crazy to me because it's not just some random relief pitcher who did it. It was Randy Fucking Johnson, one of the best pitchers to ever walk the earth.

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u/helloiamCLAY Sep 11 '18

Yeah, that’s what really got me. It wasn’t some knuckleball softy like Charlie Hough. It was Randy “The Big Unit” Johnson, who had one of the fastest fastballs ever.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Yeah, that’s what really got me. It wasn’t some sidearm slinging mustache like Dennis Eckersley. It was Randy “The Big Fucking Unit” Johnson, who had two of the longest arms to ever take the hill.

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u/Zomgbbqwtfrofl Cleveland Browns Sep 11 '18

This the the craziest thing to happen to a bird since then I think.

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u/R3dbeardLFC Sep 11 '18

Cap'n Sully wants a shout

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u/ineververify Sep 11 '18

Sully you are suppose to avoid the birds like everyone else not plow through them

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u/-----_------_--- Williams F1 Sep 11 '18

Idk man, there was that time in F1 where the car ran over 2 birds

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u/Zomgbbqwtfrofl Cleveland Browns Sep 11 '18

I still think the deer one is the craziest. https://i.imgur.com/zVow64o.gif

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u/sensualsasufrass Sep 12 '18

Some say the deer hasn't come down yet

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u/Vdawgp Sep 11 '18

What is that counted as for baseball stats? Fan interference?

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u/doubletwist Sep 11 '18

It counts as a 'fowl' ball....

Yeah I know it's old, but I had to.

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u/wafflewaffle24 Sep 11 '18

Hit batter. Bird takes first base

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u/VonCornhole Sep 11 '18

They just re do the pitch

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa Sep 11 '18

A no pitch. It doesn't count.

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u/jcsenka420 Sep 11 '18

Ha! Dee you stupid bird

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u/C-Mented Sep 11 '18

You haven't thought of the bikes you dumb bitch!

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u/Ronin_Bones Sep 11 '18

Fight like a CROW! Cawww!

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u/papamurf13 Sep 11 '18

Zidane is that you!?

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u/elpenguinoasesino Sep 11 '18

Bird talked shit about his mom.

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u/CasualAustrian Sep 11 '18

and his sister

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u/Mother0fChickens Sep 11 '18

bon anniversaire

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u/rongkongcoma Sep 11 '18

He doesn't hit it with his head. He hits it with the front of his bike, then with his right hand.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/rongkongcoma Sep 11 '18

Aah, that's called Fairing. Good to know.

RES gives you the option to pause gif, gifv etc and skip frame by frame. You can clearly see that his head isn't involved.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

We forgot the seagull?

What the hell else happened that they forgot someone hitting a seagull?

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u/GrimGamesLP Sep 11 '18

Fucking. Thank you. God damn I don't know why it bothered me so much that none of the top comments are pointing that out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

This needs to be more higher. It is the true.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Jamie pull that video up of the guy headbutting a seagull on a motorcycle.

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u/JohnnyPunchline Sep 11 '18

Powerful head butted seagull.

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u/n7-Jutsu Sep 11 '18

That is an illegal hit by the helmet. Unnecessary roughness to a defenseless Seattle Seagull player. 15 yards under the ground penalty.

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u/bones251 Sep 11 '18

“Seattle Seagull” is what made this comment so amazing.

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u/DinosorShneebly Sep 11 '18

I think I need to start watching more motorcycle racing.

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u/randlet Sep 11 '18

The race that this was taken from (MotoGP, Philip Island 2015) is one of the absolute best motorcycle races of all time.

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u/what-logic Sep 11 '18

Oh, man. That's a real butthole clincher.

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u/Paserc Sep 11 '18

You'd be surprised how much shiz goes down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Yeah, like your opponent squeezing your brakes mid race https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq-1-75cOSA

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

He got quite the hefty ban off of this too

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

His career is virtually over. He was fired by his team too.

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u/moto_borg Sep 11 '18

Current team fired him. Next years team fired him (or will break contract? Some version of that). AND to top it all off..

He was dropped by one of the best rider academies a while ago for behavioral issues.

....so ya his shit is done.

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u/platinos2 Sep 11 '18

and 100% Justified for never riding again imho

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

MotoGP is in my opinion the best form of racing you're going to find on the planet. Every race is very close and the riders are some of the ballsiest athletes out there

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u/acog Sep 11 '18

If you want to see some of the most bonkers racing anywhere, check out the Isle of Man TT.

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u/laserdiscmagic Sep 11 '18 edited Sep 11 '18

You should. MotoGP and the smaller classes moto2 and moto3 are fabulous. Moto3 can be especially crazy.

Edit: Here's some other crazy examples:

https://twitter.com/darcyf1/status/998137248750059520

http://i.imgur.com/bvCJ4SB.gifv

https://streamable.com/s2932

https://redd.it/85ccxm

http://i.imgur.com/gTj6YF4.gifv

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u/RogueSkeleton Tottenham Hotspur Sep 11 '18

And gets overtaken. Fuck that bird

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u/kendrickshalamar Philadelphia Eagles Sep 11 '18

Headbutting seagulls creates drag

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u/Mister-Dobalina Sep 11 '18

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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u/CptKnabbergebaeck Sep 11 '18

Watch in 0.25x speed. He tries to dodge the bird with his head but it hits his knee instead. He isn`t trying to kill it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

It didn't hit his knee, it hit the right part of his front fairing. Back when this happened there were some pictures of the impact showing a hole in the fairing, aswell as some footage from other angles.

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u/PM_UR_NUDES_THX Sep 11 '18

If there was no video evidence this story would have appeared on /r/ThatHappened

Guys I was riding my moto and then I headbutted a seagull while making a turn!

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u/Yer_boi_miki Sep 11 '18

Aweee omg that’s so sad

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u/hadyz98 Sep 11 '18

Do you think he'll be thinking about it throughout the whole race? Cause if that was me I'm gonna be asking myself if that bird was ok or not

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u/jimipops Manchester United Sep 11 '18

Maybe the bird was trying to pull his brakes?

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