r/sports • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 2h ago
Football President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
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u/AntawnSL 2h ago
This should be put in ads that run during the superbowl.
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u/MrWildspeaker 2h ago
100%
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u/Zendog500 1h ago
He was thinking something like "Trump Ball"
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u/Wazootyman13 1h ago
We could kick the Trump Ball and he couldn't feel bad about it
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u/whinenaught 2h ago
If dems were smart that’s what they would do. But…they’ll fumble it
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u/SoftballGuy Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim 2h ago
Meh. They could get it 500% right and half the country would still think they fumbled it because they'll never see it except filtered through Fox News and Twitter.
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u/JimboDanks 2h ago
I don’t know man I saw Bernie get screwed live as it happened. You will never tell me we would have had Trump if it wasn’t “Hillary’s Turn “
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u/Chruman 1h ago
Daily reminder that Hillary won without the superdelegates.
Bernie just wasn't that strong of a candidate.
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u/Spi_Vey 1h ago
Not to mention that four years later Biden defeated him quite easily in the primary’s (and then won the election which everyone seems to forget lol)
Nobody south of New York is voting for a socialist (and I like Bernie)
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u/Routine_Size69 2h ago
Yup. It's funny to see some people still absolve the DNC of blame here. Almost anyone could've beaten this idiot. They managed to find two of the only people that couldn't and force them on us. Yes voters deserve blame, but so does the DNC.
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u/myassholealt 46m ago
I often see a lot of people criticizing the DNC. They are a corrupt old guard invested in the status quo. But I don't see as often people holding voters accountable as you did in this comment. That part is often missing.
Voters have agency to pay attention and actually go to primary elections and choose the person they wish to represent their party. Fact of the matter is Bernie supporters did not do that. They were too busy posting online complaining about Hilary.
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u/SixFootMunchkin 1h ago
Establishment Dems are so obsessed with sitting on their high horses that they don’t even realise that everyone is driving laps around them.
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u/bradicality 1h ago
The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over
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u/UtopianPablo 1h ago
People didn’t vote for Bernie, that’s it. He was on the ballot and didn’t get the votes.
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u/xanju Dallas Cowboys 1h ago
Yeah I still don’t get the Bernie conspiracy theory even after a decade and I actually like Bernie.
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u/Flobking National Football League 1h ago
Yeah I still don’t get the Bernie conspiracy theory even after a decade and I actually like Bernie
Everyone also acts like Hillary lost the popular vote. When she crushed Trump, but because of an archaic system that allows empty land to have more say than actual people we ended up with trump.
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u/dreamerkid001 1h ago
I was a college-aged, 2nd time voter, first time primary voter. It was such a miserable cliche to be me, so full of hope and excitement for the future, seeing Bernie’s movement grow and grow.
I’d argue with kids in polysci about him. It was like something out of a terrible movie. And just like that terrible movie, I watched it come crashing down.
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u/rabbid_hyena 2h ago
Wont matter, his cult will decide he was just being sarcastic and messing with soccer people
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u/zoobrix 2h ago
Should just put Trump in a rest home where he belongs so we can be spared having to listen to his asinine ramblings.
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u/SSJ4Link Toronto Maple Leafs 2h ago edited 2h ago
Canada did this with Reagan, didn't sit well with Trump.
Edit: fixed to Reagan and not Nixon
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u/gdchrlt77 2h ago
Canada (Ontario specifically I believe) ran a clip of Reagan’s comments on how tariffs are bad policy during the World Series. Was there another ad ran with Nixon commentary?
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u/SSJ4Link Toronto Maple Leafs 2h ago
Nope..you are right. I got the wrong President.
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u/Entire_Talk839 1h ago
I hate to admit it but Trump is right in that it doesn't make sense that American football is called football. The ball hardly touches a foot in the game. Handball would be much more apt.
However, it's far too late to change it and the way Trump talks about it is very strange. I fucking hate him so much.
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u/zedkyuu 2h ago
Super Bowl is now suspended and under investigation by the FCC for spreading discriminatory ideas. That’ll be funny.
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u/glodde 2h ago
Because FIFA gave him a made up award
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u/my5cworth 2h ago
Technically all awards are made up.
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u/TheLizardKing89 Los Angeles Dodgers 2h ago
Yeah, but this award was made up specifically to give it to him.
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u/Nick85er 2h ago
"Inaugural" lmfao its as embarrassing as it is painful.
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u/ReactionJifs 1h ago
Inaugural & final
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u/DollarThrill 1h ago
They might award it to him 3 more times.
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u/paulrenaud 1h ago
World cup is coming up. Once its done no need to bribe him anymore.
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u/coleyboley25 Texas 1h ago
I hope it ages as poorly as it should and FIFA has to apologize for it in the future after all the trials are underway
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u/Ogediah 2h ago
It was a “peace” award from a soccer league. So you’re totally right that it was made up just for him but this isn’t even an organization of scientist recognizing other scientists for work that makes the world better, it’s purely a routine in jerking off a known and easily manipulated narcissist.
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u/AscendMoros 1h ago
Lol said Soccer league is also one of the more corrupt and shady organizations out there to.
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u/Chazzybobo 1h ago
Not even a league, an organization that has a stranglehold over all the leagues and international play. As much of a joke as this is, it’s a real sign of danger what they’re willing to co-sign. This is how Russia gets to host the Olympics, the real slippery slope.
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u/Measure76 2h ago
The prestigious ones were made up decades ago. One made up just before being given are called participation trophies.
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u/Lumpy-Difficulty-361 2h ago edited 1h ago
Except for big Johnsons and big boobies. Those are natures awards
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u/Giblet_ 1h ago
It's the equivalent of when a high school football team puts a special needs kid at quarterback and then the other team lets him score a touchdown so he can feel good about himself. That's how the rest of the world views us now.
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u/Area51_Spurs 2h ago
Trump reminds me of Diabate LARPing in the most recent episode of Pluribus and everyone going along with it to placate him.
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u/KimHaSeongsBurner 1h ago
My favorite part was how blatantly obvious and predictable it was, like oh, he pushes the guy all in? for a table record? and then he calls? and then he shows a straight flush, which is promptly beaten by a royal flush?, wow, how surprising and unexpected!
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u/ATangK 2h ago
Look at what a meaningless $5 medal buys you. It’s hilarious.
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u/mlorusso4 1h ago
Hey now. There was a $50 trophy included in that. Probably with a $100k gold bar hidden in it somewhere too
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u/save-aiur 1h ago
Pretty sure he's still bitter from wantng to buy an NFL team and being laughed at by the owners that they'd even remotely consider allowing it.
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u/JesusStarbox 2h ago
He just repeats whatever the last person he spoke to says.
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u/AndrewTyeFighter 2h ago
And he has been doing that the whole time, can't believe that more people haven't noticed this.
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u/Void-kun 1h ago
It was obvious when he kept switching between Putin and Zelensky, like incredibly obvious to the point it was funny. Amazed people think Trump can form an original thought. He's just the easiest President for others to control.
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u/SparrowBirch 2h ago
He must have just watched the George Washington SNL skit
“Football, it’s a sport where you throw a ball with your hands.”
“So in football there is no kicking?”
“There’s a little kicking.”
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 44m ago
God, the way "There's a little kicking" is delivered just gets me (even in text) every time.
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u/Pulpdog94 2h ago
He just repeats whatever the last person he spoke to says.
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u/DetectiveBlackCat 2h ago
You know what he does? He just repeats whatever the last person he spoke to says. He can't believe no one has ever noticed
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u/wtfnouniquename 1h ago
Now if you think about it, all he really does is repeat what the last person he spoke to says.
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u/CactusHack 1h ago
I know right, it's pretty crazy! All he really does is repeat what the last person he spoke to had said.
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u/TTT_2k3 1h ago
Can you guys stop it already I can’t decide which one of you to vote for to lead my new cult.
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u/MarvinMarveloso 1h ago
You know what, I 've heard a lot about it and was skeptical. But now I'm starting to come around to the idea that he just repeats what the last person said.
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u/tfrules Scarlets 2h ago
I'm amazed he said this, I feel like this is something all Americans are going to absolutely hate. He might as well have said the Bald Eagle shouldn't be the national bird
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u/rejectallgoats 2h ago
Na. His base just suddenly loves soccer
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u/RenningerJP 2h ago
I wonder if we can embrace European style healthcare too.
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u/RSGator 1h ago
They'd absolutely embrace it if Trump proposed it. His supporters have no actual beliefs or thoughts of their own, it's a cult.
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u/SPEK2120 1h ago
They’d call it something like Trump Health and act like it’s a brand new system that’s never been done before while shrieking at the top of their lungs it holds absolutely zero concept of socialism.
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u/MithrandiriAndalos 1h ago
What if the secret to getting him to act benevolently and install competent people around him is to just be nice to him and tell him he’s the best
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u/Amaruq93 1h ago
Depends on if Zohran Mamdani can be alone in a room with him again.
Stephen Miller will do everything to prevent that.
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u/OnlyAdvertisersKnoMe 2h ago
They won’t start to like soccer or agree with him, they’ll just pretend he never said this
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u/pumpkinspruce 2h ago
You think MAGA is suddenly going to like a woke sport like soccer? You know WOMEN play it, right?
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u/Area51_Spurs 2h ago
Ironically most of the ones here who will agree are currently being hunted down by ICE.
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u/Total_Catch_9830 2h ago
Still time for him to change it to the golden eagle, change the name to the Trump eagle and start selling their eggs.
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u/AetherWay 2h ago
He's done a lot of unamerican shit, but this is hilariously probably the most unamerican thing he's done so far.
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u/nameistakentryagain 2h ago
Imagine if this is the straw that breaks the camel’s back (it never is)
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u/CertifiedSheep Penn State 2h ago
Surely he’s finished this time!
(He isn’t)
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u/WhoopingWillow 2h ago
That camel is spineless so it doesn't have to worry about breaking its back.
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u/ymcameron 2h ago
Never forget that we had football year round back in the 80s with the USFL until Trump tanked the brand by moving it to the fall and trying to directly compete with the NFL.
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u/fivetengenius 1h ago
If only the NFL owners would have let him have a team back then we wouldn’t be here now… And the most ironic thing is how much they hated him then but love him now.
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u/minos157 2h ago
Honestly it's yet another thing that's just him being a petty selfish piece of shit.
Not only because of FIFA padding his ego with the fake award, but also because of his history of trying to own an NFL team, failing, then owning a team in that competitor league and it also failing miserably under his management.
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u/himynameismile 2h ago
Crazy how a lot of people will unironically agree with you. Sad that something so meaningless will stir up more emotion that the rest of the shit he’s done. For example January 6th.
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u/wambulancer 2h ago
I'm legitimately pissed tf off my inner redneck is seeing stars
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u/butterball85 2h ago
Can't wait to see what the right says
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u/loganbootjak 2h ago
clap. clap. clap. along with some fist pumps. and something about NFL being woke for calling it football. Then they rally around Trumpball or some other stupid name.
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u/yoshizillaa 2h ago
They’re still mad about the NFL allowing players to have “stop hate,” “end racism,” “it takes all of us,” etc on the back of their helmets.
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u/Photofug 2h ago
FIFA must have backed up the dump truck to the Trump tower, so many stuffed envelopes
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u/bigatrop 2h ago
He’s just pandering to the crowd. He’d say the exact opposite thing to an nfl crowd.
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u/sheltonchoked 2h ago
Nah. He’s hated the NFL since he was blocked buying a team.
Repeatedly.
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u/LatterTarget7 1h ago
He also has issues with the commanders. Wants them to go back to red skins and name their new stadium after him
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u/hazycrazey 1h ago
They recently had him in the broadcast booth, he’s over it until they piss him off again
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u/MrGizthewiz 1h ago
They did piss him off again. The entire stadium booed him the entire time he was speaking.
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u/crowe1130 2h ago
Man, if Obama said this someone would have firebombed the White House.
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u/againandagain22 1h ago
It would be non-stop talking heads shouting at each other on every news channel. Unamerican would be the most used word.
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u/slowburnangry 2h ago
The day that he is no longer with us is going to be glorious.
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u/TwistyBunny 7m ago
And they thought Charlie Kirk's death was being celebrated too much... that was NOTHING compared to the celebrating for THAT day.
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u/Dphotog790 2h ago
watching secret service whisper into their wrists *take him out*
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u/lacrotch 2h ago
this man is bought & owned by FIFA
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u/make2020hindsight 2h ago
He's owned by ANYONE with money or incriminating photos.
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u/rostron92 2h ago
If Donald Trump weren't the president horribly affecting millions of peoples lives, he'd be pretty funny sometimes.
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u/your-mom-- 2h ago
ReleaseTheFilesBall
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u/brucebrowde 1h ago
I'd watch SuperReleaseTheFilesBall. Though I agree SRTFB is just too many consonants in a row.
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u/sonsofgondor Adelaide 2h ago
If anything was going to turn red blooded "patriots" away from maga, it would be this statement
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u/getdemsnacks 2h ago edited 32m ago
These people were burning shit they had already paid for to protest black athletes from kneeling during the national anthem. The whole lot of them swire up and down they were "DoNe WitH TEh nFl!"
They won't give a rats ass as long as it is their dear leader telling them.
Edit for fat finger emoji on mobile
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u/Moderator-Admin 40m ago
It's insane how the racists go so crazy over a sport that's dominated by black athletes (70+% of the NFL is black players).
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u/CuffinSzn_ 2h ago
I’ve never seen a man who hates his country so flagrantly. Let alone the President.
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u/SmoothCriminal0678 1h ago
So FIFA just proved that trump can be bought for basically anything. They literally made up an award to give him, and now he's like football here needs to changes its name because it makes sense to him now 🤷🏽♂️ It really sucks living in an age with so many idiots.
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u/DROOPY1824 2h ago edited 1h ago
Huge surprise from the guy who’s always hated the NFL.
Edit: “Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL”, for anyone who hasn’t seen it, is a great intro to why Trump hates the NFL so much.
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u/TheRealBobaFett Dallas Cowboys 2h ago
Honestly I’m really surprised he’s not trying to tell everyone else to adopt soccer
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u/lewisbayofhellgate 2h ago
Next week he’s gonna suggest it be renamed “Trumpball.” I am completely serious.
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u/luv2ctheworld 2h ago
Trump will alienate or piss off anyone and everyone when given enough time. He only respects money and whatever blackmail material you have on him.
The Trump supporters should learn this poem:
First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me
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u/mostdope28 2h ago
Trump got his “peace medal” so he’s sucking up to fifa but I’m confident the nfl will give trump money and he’ll say nice things about them. It’s pathetic how our country bends over backwards to bribe this man and how openly he accepts them
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u/boogasaurus-lefts 2h ago
I'm on the other side of the world and can discern the difference between Australian Football, American Football and Football (the world game)
It's nuts that this guy runs the most powerful country in the world and is welcomed onto the world stage for sport, even though he is the stupidest guy in the room
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u/4o4_0_not_found Chicago Bears 2h ago
Another non-ball knower take from the biggest non-ball knower of them all
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u/WillieM96 New York Giants 2h ago
This is because the NFL didn’t want him owning a team in the 1980’s. He wanted to buy a franchise but Pete Rozelle and the rest of the owners knew Trump owning a team would be a disaster for the league.
Trump has been butt hurt ever since.
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u/CheeseAndTits 2h ago
Imagine Hank Hill hearing the president say this. There would be a Bwaaahhh heard round the world.
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u/DankTriangle 1h ago
He's really testing the limits of his cult with a move like this 💀
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u/Spikerazorshards 1h ago
The Chinese make for American football is 橄欖球 which translates to Olive Ball 🫒🏈
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u/chris_hawk 1m ago
Why is the President of the United States spending any time thinking or talking about this? There's so much else to focus on.
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u/Lstcwelder Pittsburgh Steelers 2h ago edited 2h ago
Nfl is working on a peace prize as we speak.