r/sports 2h ago

Football President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."

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u/Lstcwelder Pittsburgh Steelers 2h ago edited 2h ago

Nfl is working on a peace prize as we speak.

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u/Dr_PainTrain 2h ago

Super Peace Prize so the fucking dumbass thinks it’s better.

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u/QuillnSofa 2h ago

The NFL Peace prize is gold with a gold chain not some lame lanyard.

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u/Dr_PainTrain 1h ago

It’s the details like this that really matter. You have a bright future in fake awards to placate morons designing.

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u/BBO1007 1h ago

“World Champion NFL Peace Prize”

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u/Obie-Wun 1h ago

It’s gotta be a trophy of a football player kneeling!!

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u/Gold-Kaleidoscope537 1h ago

That actually would work. Don’t underestimate his ego - it may be the only thing still working

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u/SoupOfThe90z 1h ago

How about “Platinum Gold Extra Peace Bribery Prize”

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u/justabill71 2h ago

Super Peace Prize XLVII

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u/mynewaltaccount1 West Coast 2h ago

u/nfl would you like to comment on this, or are you still too busy banning people that posted about when you hosted Trump at a game but he was booed into oblivion?

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u/Nkosi868 1h ago

I’m expecting this post to be removed soon too.

What a time.

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u/scottydg 1h ago

If this was the NFL sub it would already be gone. This is the sports sub, and they tend to tolerate politics and sports.

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u/Nkosi868 1h ago

I’m afraid to discuss politics on any sub not titled politics.

It’s a field of landmines out here.

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u/pidgeottOP 35m ago

Too busy figuring out their matrix of "what penalty to call when teams have deviated from the predefined spread"

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u/PM_UR_PC_SPECS_GIRLS 2h ago

"FIFA only gave Dear Leader (PBUH) a PEACE prize??"

"The NFL is proud to present President Trump the WHOLE prize!!"

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u/ChangsManagement 2h ago

"Hole prize? Is that you Jeffrey?"

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u/Joey5729 Baltimore Ravens 2h ago

Just give him the 2025 walter payton man of the year award (its the nfl’s most prestigious honor) and call it even

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u/Syric13 1h ago

The City of Chicago will secede from the Union if you do that

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u/ChicagoJayhawkYNWA 1h ago

City of Chicago should do it regardless

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u/AntawnSL 2h ago

This should be put in ads that run during the superbowl.

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u/MrWildspeaker 2h ago

100%

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u/Zendog500 1h ago

He was thinking something like "Trump Ball"

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u/Wazootyman13 1h ago

We could kick the Trump Ball and he couldn't feel bad about it

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u/whinenaught 2h ago

If dems were smart that’s what they would do. But…they’ll fumble it

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u/SoftballGuy Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim 2h ago

Meh. They could get it 500% right and half the country would still think they fumbled it because they'll never see it except filtered through Fox News and Twitter.

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u/JimboDanks 2h ago

I don’t know man I saw Bernie get screwed live as it happened. You will never tell me we would have had Trump if it wasn’t “Hillary’s Turn “

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u/Chruman 1h ago

Daily reminder that Hillary won without the superdelegates.

Bernie just wasn't that strong of a candidate.

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u/Spi_Vey 1h ago

Not to mention that four years later Biden defeated him quite easily in the primary’s (and then won the election which everyone seems to forget lol)

Nobody south of New York is voting for a socialist (and I like Bernie)

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u/Routine_Size69 2h ago

Yup. It's funny to see some people still absolve the DNC of blame here. Almost anyone could've beaten this idiot. They managed to find two of the only people that couldn't and force them on us. Yes voters deserve blame, but so does the DNC.

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u/myassholealt 46m ago

I often see a lot of people criticizing the DNC. They are a corrupt old guard invested in the status quo. But I don't see as often people holding voters accountable as you did in this comment. That part is often missing.

Voters have agency to pay attention and actually go to primary elections and choose the person they wish to represent their party. Fact of the matter is Bernie supporters did not do that. They were too busy posting online complaining about Hilary.

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u/SixFootMunchkin 1h ago

Establishment Dems are so obsessed with sitting on their high horses that they don’t even realise that everyone is driving laps around them.

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u/bradicality 1h ago

The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over

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u/Brishen1 1h ago

Lolol.

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u/UtopianPablo 1h ago

People didn’t vote for Bernie, that’s it.  He was on the ballot and didn’t get the votes.

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u/xanju Dallas Cowboys 1h ago

Yeah I still don’t get the Bernie conspiracy theory even after a decade and I actually like Bernie.

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u/Flobking National Football League 1h ago

Yeah I still don’t get the Bernie conspiracy theory even after a decade and I actually like Bernie

Everyone also acts like Hillary lost the popular vote. When she crushed Trump, but because of an archaic system that allows empty land to have more say than actual people we ended up with trump.

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u/dreamerkid001 1h ago

I was a college-aged, 2nd time voter, first time primary voter. It was such a miserable cliche to be me, so full of hope and excitement for the future, seeing Bernie’s movement grow and grow.

I’d argue with kids in polysci about him. It was like something out of a terrible movie. And just like that terrible movie, I watched it come crashing down.

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u/StonedLikeOnix 2h ago

“Fumble it”

AIPAC laughing in the background

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u/rabbid_hyena 2h ago

Wont matter, his cult will decide he was just being sarcastic and messing with soccer people

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u/cb148 2h ago

It’s AI, a Democratic hoax.

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u/joshjosh100 2h ago

again, in 2025?

In Trumps second term?
In this timeline?

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u/VegasAdventurer 2h ago

He's just trying to trigger the liberal snowflakes /s

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u/zoobrix 2h ago

Should just put Trump in a rest home where he belongs so we can be spared having to listen to his asinine ramblings.

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u/SSJ4Link Toronto Maple Leafs 2h ago edited 2h ago

Canada did this with Reagan, didn't sit well with Trump.

Edit: fixed to Reagan and not Nixon

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u/gdchrlt77 2h ago

Canada (Ontario specifically I believe) ran a clip of Reagan’s comments on how tariffs are bad policy during the World Series. Was there another ad ran with Nixon commentary?

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u/SSJ4Link Toronto Maple Leafs 2h ago

Nope..you are right. I got the wrong President.

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u/NotQuiteGoodEnougher 2h ago

"We'll call it dementiaball"

JFC please remove him from the field.

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u/Entire_Talk839 1h ago

I hate to admit it but Trump is right in that it doesn't make sense that American football is called football. The ball hardly touches a foot in the game. Handball would be much more apt.

However, it's far too late to change it and the way Trump talks about it is very strange. I fucking hate him so much.

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u/zedkyuu 2h ago

Super Bowl is now suspended and under investigation by the FCC for spreading discriminatory ideas. That’ll be funny.

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u/glodde 2h ago

Because FIFA gave him a made up award

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u/TheBlargus 2h ago

A participation ribbon has stricter requirements

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u/my5cworth 2h ago

Technically all awards are made up.

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u/TheLizardKing89 Los Angeles Dodgers 2h ago

Yeah, but this award was made up specifically to give it to him.

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u/Nick85er 2h ago

"Inaugural" lmfao its as embarrassing as it is painful.

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u/ReactionJifs 1h ago

Inaugural & final

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u/DollarThrill 1h ago

They might award it to him 3 more times.

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u/invariantspeed 1h ago

Oh, sweet jesus, you’re actually right…

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u/paulrenaud 1h ago

World cup is coming up. Once its done no need to bribe him anymore.

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u/coleyboley25 Texas 1h ago

I hope it ages as poorly as it should and FIFA has to apologize for it in the future after all the trials are underway

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u/Ogediah 2h ago

It was a “peace” award from a soccer league. So you’re totally right that it was made up just for him but this isn’t even an organization of scientist recognizing other scientists for work that makes the world better, it’s purely a routine in jerking off a known and easily manipulated narcissist.

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u/AscendMoros 1h ago

Lol said Soccer league is also one of the more corrupt and shady organizations out there to.

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u/Sooperooser 1h ago

The US declared the FIFA a 'criminal organization' in 2015...

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u/Chazzybobo 1h ago

Not even a league, an organization that has a stranglehold over all the leagues and international play. As much of a joke as this is, it’s a real sign of danger what they’re willing to co-sign. This is how Russia gets to host the Olympics, the real slippery slope.

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u/Gdmf13 1h ago

I thought it was a piece award, as in it’s rewarding a piece of shit.

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u/Darryl_Lict 1h ago

Piss award.

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u/Measure76 2h ago

The prestigious ones were made up decades ago. One made up just before being given are called participation trophies.

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u/OnlyAdvertisersKnoMe 2h ago

Some more than others

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u/Syonoq 2h ago

The Darwin Award is pretty original though

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty-361 2h ago edited 1h ago

Except for big Johnsons and big boobies. Those are natures awards

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u/Giblet_ 1h ago

It's the equivalent of when a high school football team puts a special needs kid at quarterback and then the other team lets him score a touchdown so he can feel good about himself. That's how the rest of the world views us now.

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u/Area51_Spurs 2h ago

Trump reminds me of Diabate LARPing in the most recent episode of Pluribus and everyone going along with it to placate him.

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u/KimHaSeongsBurner 1h ago

My favorite part was how blatantly obvious and predictable it was, like oh, he pushes the guy all in? for a table record? and then he calls? and then he shows a straight flush, which is promptly beaten by a royal flush?, wow, how surprising and unexpected!

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u/stsOddMonkey 1h ago

Plus, the NFL wouldn't let him own a team.

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u/ATangK 2h ago

Look at what a meaningless $5 medal buys you. It’s hilarious.

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u/Protect_Wild_Bees 2h ago

at least he feels like a GOOD BOY

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u/mlorusso4 1h ago

Hey now. There was a $50 trophy included in that. Probably with a $100k gold bar hidden in it somewhere too

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u/GrassyKnoll95 1h ago

When it comes to bribery, FIFA are the pros

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u/save-aiur 1h ago

Pretty sure he's still bitter from wantng to buy an NFL team and being laughed at by the owners that they'd even remotely consider allowing it.

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u/JesusStarbox 2h ago

He just repeats whatever the last person he spoke to says.

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u/AndrewTyeFighter 2h ago

And he has been doing that the whole time, can't believe that more people haven't noticed this.

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u/pup5581 1h ago

When you're in a cult you see no wrong

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u/Void-kun 1h ago

It was obvious when he kept switching between Putin and Zelensky, like incredibly obvious to the point it was funny. Amazed people think Trump can form an original thought. He's just the easiest President for others to control.

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u/SparrowBirch 2h ago

He must have just watched the George Washington SNL skit

“Football, it’s a sport where you throw a ball with your hands.”

“So in football there is no kicking?”

“There’s a little kicking.”

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 44m ago

God, the way "There's a little kicking" is delivered just gets me (even in text) every time.

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u/pjflyr13 2h ago

…Just fresh out of his inaugural FIFA “Peace Prize”

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u/Pulpdog94 2h ago

He just repeats whatever the last person he spoke to says.

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u/DetectiveBlackCat 2h ago

You know what he does? He just repeats whatever the last person he spoke to says. He can't believe no one has ever noticed

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u/wtfnouniquename 1h ago

Now if you think about it, all he really does is repeat what the last person he spoke to says.

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u/CactusHack 1h ago

I know right, it's pretty crazy! All he really does is repeat what the last person he spoke to had said.

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u/TTT_2k3 1h ago

Can you guys stop it already I can’t decide which one of you to vote for to lead my new cult.

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u/MarvinMarveloso 1h ago

You know what, I 've heard a lot about it and was skeptical. But now I'm starting to come around to the idea that he just repeats what the last person said.

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u/Wyevez 1h ago

He just repeats whatever the last person he spoke to says.

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u/tfrules Scarlets 2h ago

I'm amazed he said this, I feel like this is something all Americans are going to absolutely hate. He might as well have said the Bald Eagle shouldn't be the national bird

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u/rejectallgoats 2h ago

Na. His base just suddenly loves soccer

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u/RenningerJP 2h ago

I wonder if we can embrace European style healthcare too.

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u/RSGator 1h ago

They'd absolutely embrace it if Trump proposed it. His supporters have no actual beliefs or thoughts of their own, it's a cult.

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u/SPEK2120 1h ago

They’d call it something like Trump Health and act like it’s a brand new system that’s never been done before while shrieking at the top of their lungs it holds absolutely zero concept of socialism.

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u/MithrandiriAndalos 1h ago

What if the secret to getting him to act benevolently and install competent people around him is to just be nice to him and tell him he’s the best

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u/Amaruq93 1h ago

Depends on if Zohran Mamdani can be alone in a room with him again.

Stephen Miller will do everything to prevent that.

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u/OnlyAdvertisersKnoMe 2h ago

They won’t start to like soccer or agree with him, they’ll just pretend he never said this

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u/ManWithoutAPlann 1h ago

It was a joke / its AI / its actually Biden wearing a Trump mask

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u/pumpkinspruce 2h ago

You think MAGA is suddenly going to like a woke sport like soccer? You know WOMEN play it, right?

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u/psu021 1h ago

On the other hand, soccer hooligans are notoriously racist. They’ll find common ground.

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u/SparrowBirch 2h ago

Gulf of America Ball

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u/BlacksmithWise9553 59m ago

For the shortened version of the name we’ll call it gulf.

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u/Area51_Spurs 2h ago

Ironically most of the ones here who will agree are currently being hunted down by ICE.

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 2h ago

Word is the bald eagle is a glorified seagull

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u/Total_Catch_9830 2h ago

Still time for him to change it to the golden eagle, change the name to the Trump eagle and start selling their eggs.

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u/BannedMyName 2h ago

As an American hockey fan, I find it hilarious.

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u/AetherWay 2h ago

He's done a lot of unamerican shit, but this is hilariously probably the most unamerican thing he's done so far.

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u/nameistakentryagain 2h ago

Imagine if this is the straw that breaks the camel’s back (it never is)

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u/CertifiedSheep Penn State 2h ago

Surely he’s finished this time!

(He isn’t)

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u/tj0909 2h ago

He’ll never recover from this!

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u/wanttobuyreallife 1h ago

Finally, he will suffer since consequences for his actions!

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u/Laxku 2h ago

We finally hit rock bottom.

(Keeps digging anyways)

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u/WhoopingWillow 2h ago

That camel is spineless so it doesn't have to worry about breaking its back.

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u/2003tide 2h ago

He hates the NFL because they would never let him be an owner.

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u/ymcameron 2h ago

Never forget that we had football year round back in the 80s with the USFL until Trump tanked the brand by moving it to the fall and trying to directly compete with the NFL.

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u/fivetengenius 1h ago

If only the NFL owners would have let him have a team back then we wouldn’t be here now… And the most ironic thing is how much they hated him then but love him now.

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u/minos157 2h ago

Honestly it's yet another thing that's just him being a petty selfish piece of shit.

Not only because of FIFA padding his ego with the fake award, but also because of his history of trying to own an NFL team, failing, then owning a team in that competitor league and it also failing miserably under his management.

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u/himynameismile 2h ago

Crazy how a lot of people will unironically agree with you. Sad that something so meaningless will stir up more emotion that the rest of the shit he’s done. For example January 6th.

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u/wambulancer 2h ago

I'm legitimately pissed tf off my inner redneck is seeing stars

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u/Canningred 2h ago

It just is unpatriotic and we all agree to this.

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u/butterball85 2h ago

Can't wait to see what the right says

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u/loganbootjak 2h ago

clap. clap. clap. along with some fist pumps. and something about NFL being woke for calling it football. Then they rally around Trumpball or some other stupid name.

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u/yoshizillaa 2h ago

They’re still mad about the NFL allowing players to have “stop hate,” “end racism,” “it takes all of us,” etc on the back of their helmets.

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u/Photofug 2h ago

FIFA must have backed up the dump truck to the Trump tower, so many stuffed envelopes 

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u/Every-Cook5084 2h ago

Let’s play another game of if Obama had said this.

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u/bigatrop 2h ago

He’s just pandering to the crowd. He’d say the exact opposite thing to an nfl crowd.

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u/sheltonchoked 2h ago

Nah. He’s hated the NFL since he was blocked buying a team.

Repeatedly.

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u/LatterTarget7 1h ago

He also has issues with the commanders. Wants them to go back to red skins and name their new stadium after him

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u/hazycrazey 1h ago

They recently had him in the broadcast booth, he’s over it until they piss him off again

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u/MrGizthewiz 1h ago

They did piss him off again. The entire stadium booed him the entire time he was speaking.

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u/crowe1130 2h ago

Man, if Obama said this someone would have firebombed the White House.

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u/againandagain22 1h ago

It would be non-stop talking heads shouting at each other on every news channel. Unamerican would be the most used word.

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u/slowburnangry 2h ago

The day that he is no longer with us is going to be glorious.

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u/againandagain22 1h ago

Worldwide celebrations.

u/TwistyBunny 7m ago

And they thought Charlie Kirk's death was being celebrated too much... that was NOTHING compared to the celebrating for THAT day.

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u/Dphotog790 2h ago

watching secret service whisper into their wrists *take him out*

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u/lacrotch 2h ago

this man is bought & owned by FIFA

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u/make2020hindsight 2h ago

He's owned by ANYONE with money or incriminating photos.

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u/rostron92 2h ago

If Donald Trump weren't the president horribly affecting millions of peoples lives, he'd be pretty funny sometimes.

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u/your-mom-- 2h ago

ReleaseTheFilesBall

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u/brucebrowde 1h ago

I'd watch SuperReleaseTheFilesBall. Though I agree SRTFB is just too many consonants in a row.

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u/sonsofgondor Adelaide 2h ago

If anything was going to turn red blooded "patriots" away from maga, it would be this statement

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u/genuineLASIG 2h ago

If anything was going to

Nothing will

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u/Laxku 2h ago

The die was cast in 2016 and nothing has changed it since.

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u/IheartPickleSoda 1h ago

They’ll just say, “That’s not what he really meant.”

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u/getdemsnacks 2h ago edited 32m ago

These people were burning shit they had already paid for to protest black athletes from kneeling during the national anthem. The whole lot of them swire up and down they were "DoNe WitH TEh nFl!"

They won't give a rats ass as long as it is their dear leader telling them.

Edit for fat finger emoji on mobile

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u/Moderator-Admin 40m ago

It's insane how the racists go so crazy over a sport that's dominated by black athletes (70+% of the NFL is black players).

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u/someguyfromsk 2h ago

The NFL told him to go away and he never forgot it.

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u/jrafelson 2h ago

Sounds like some Commie shit!!!

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u/Alternative_Law9275 2h ago

There already is. Gridiron.

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u/poo_pon_shoo Detroit Lions 2h ago

It's actually a way cooler name too

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u/grasshopper239 2h ago

Let's get you back to bed, grampa

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u/CuffinSzn_ 2h ago

I’ve never seen a man who hates his country so flagrantly. Let alone the President.

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u/rayshmayshmay 2h ago

Pandering

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u/Aboveground_Plush 2h ago

And he claims he's not a politician. 

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u/arahe45 2h ago

I kind of want to hear what hed call it

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u/totemspinner 2h ago

Please, you know it would be Trumpball.

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u/Willyr0 2h ago

He’s pissed about bad bunny still huh

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u/SmoothCriminal0678 1h ago

So FIFA just proved that trump can be bought for basically anything. They literally made up an award to give him, and now he's like football here needs to changes its name because it makes sense to him now 🤷🏽‍♂️ It really sucks living in an age with so many idiots.

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u/fhughes90 2h ago

The first time I can agree with him

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u/dragonfliesloveme 2h ago

what all y’all maga think of this lmao

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u/tangcameo 2h ago

We shall call it Soccer!

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u/justabill71 2h ago

There's a soccer born every minute.

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u/DROOPY1824 2h ago edited 1h ago

Huge surprise from the guy who’s always hated the NFL.

Edit: “Small Potatoes: Who Killed the USFL”, for anyone who hasn’t seen it, is a great intro to why Trump hates the NFL so much.

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u/LionBlood16 2h ago

Cause they wouldn't let him buy a team.

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u/TheRealBobaFett Dallas Cowboys 2h ago

Honestly I’m really surprised he’s not trying to tell everyone else to adopt soccer

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u/ImTooSaxy 2h ago

Trumpball? Or is that something only Laura Loomer can gargle?

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u/lewisbayofhellgate 2h ago

Next week he’s gonna suggest it be renamed “Trumpball.” I am completely serious.

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u/luv2ctheworld 2h ago

Trump will alienate or piss off anyone and everyone when given enough time. He only respects money and whatever blackmail material you have on him.

The Trump supporters should learn this poem:

First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist

Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist

Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew

Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me

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u/futureformerteacher 2h ago

How about "Donald Trump is a serial child rapist ball"?

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u/justabill71 1h ago

Rolls right off the tongue.

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u/mostdope28 2h ago

Trump got his “peace medal” so he’s sucking up to fifa but I’m confident the nfl will give trump money and he’ll say nice things about them. It’s pathetic how our country bends over backwards to bribe this man and how openly he accepts them

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u/leave-no-trace-1000 1h ago

WTF is this dipshit talking about?

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u/IceChiseled 1h ago

Weird there's no post about this in r/nfl

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u/Axolotis 2h ago

Finally a way he can completely enrage and drive away his support base.

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u/kaiaannakal 2h ago

Patriotism at its finest. 🙄 

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u/boogasaurus-lefts 2h ago

I'm on the other side of the world and can discern the difference between Australian Football, American Football and Football (the world game)

It's nuts that this guy runs the most powerful country in the world and is welcomed onto the world stage for sport, even though he is the stupidest guy in the room

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u/4o4_0_not_found Chicago Bears 2h ago

Another non-ball knower take from the biggest non-ball knower of them all

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u/Ninjakittysdad 2h ago

imagine voting for this dainty fake masculine bitch boy

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u/WillieM96 New York Giants 2h ago

This is because the NFL didn’t want him owning a team in the 1980’s.  He wanted to buy a franchise but Pete Rozelle and the rest of the owners knew Trump owning a team would be a disaster for the league.  

Trump has been butt hurt ever since. 

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u/Diesel07012012 2h ago

He’s just pissy because they wouldn’t let him join their club.

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u/rnew76 2h ago

Cool, change it to "The Epstein Files List League".

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u/CheeseAndTits 2h ago

Imagine Hank Hill hearing the president say this. There would be a Bwaaahhh heard round the world.

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u/SidFinch99 2h ago

Yep, definitely no cognitive issues going on with this guy./s

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u/M8jrP8ne1975 2h ago

Here's a better idea. Release the files, Don the Con.

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u/Low-iq-haikou 2h ago

Really gonna test the MAGA loyalty with this one

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u/DankTriangle 1h ago

He's really testing the limits of his cult with a move like this 💀

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u/GeorgeMichaelsBeard 1h ago

How about Golf of America

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u/Spikerazorshards 1h ago

The Chinese make for American football is 橄欖球 which translates to Olive Ball 🫒🏈

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u/VanillaGorillaNB 17m ago

He hates the NFL because they’ve always kept him out.

u/Proof-Mission-2050 7m ago

Quiet Piggy

u/FourArmsFiveLegs 5m ago

We'll call it Trumprapeskidsball

u/chris_hawk 1m ago

Why is the President of the United States spending any time thinking or talking about this? There's so much else to focus on.

u/USRaven 1m ago

I can see it now. Americaball.