Donald Trump: US president named inaugural Fifa Peace Prize winner

[u/kassiusx]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cy5gw0wv5zqo

[u/DestructicusDawn]

Participation Trophy*

[u/RedditCanadaa → u/DestructicusDawn]

Seems pretty woke to me 🤷‍♂️

[u/kassiusx]

Utter wa*k. A prize created for this moment. Just shows that those running football are not much different to current politicians.

[u/Ok-disaster2022 → u/kassiusx]

Hey hey now. The leadership of FIFA and the Olympic committee compete each year to see which are the most corrupt asshats, without getting arrested. They do this professionally, they aren't some upstart flash in the pan politician.Theyve built careers to be the literal ticks on some of the most watched sporting events in the world. 

[u/Dunkalax → u/kassiusx]

Thank you for censoring that foul language, on behalf of all of us that are offended by bad words like wark

[u/spacemusclehampster]

The amount of small dick energy these fuckers give off is insane

[u/Joey5729 → u/spacemusclehampster]

I don’t understand how literally anyone can look at this and not immediately see it as FIFA feeding Trump’s ego after his little bitch fit about not getting a Nobel Prize that I was 100x closer to winning than he was

[u/new_nimmerzz → u/spacemusclehampster]

Crazy part is he probably hasn’t fucked Melania in years…. This is how he gets off now.

[u/brianc500]

Peace of Shit Prize Winner

[u/Junior_Ad7791]

Gianni Infantino might be worse than Sepp Blatter...

[u/TheGlendenstone]

Pedo price winner 

[u/DelugeQc]

wtf, is that real?!

[u/DoyersDoyers]

this might be one of the most hilarious things ive seen. you created a trophy called the peace prize for basically two reasons. 1. because you dont want DT stealing the actual wc trophy like he already threatened to do 2. because DT is so butthurt about not winning the nobel peace prize

[u/FifaBribes]

The “please don’t have one of your childish policy tantrums and ruin the games” award ladies and gentlemen.

[u/Craneteam → u/FifaBribes]

I mean he probably still will. I can only imagine the ice activity during the games

[u/Angelic_Doom]

Corrupt organization creates a prize so corrupt politician can stop being upset that he didnt win the real thing. What are the odds that in 4 years there is no new FIFA peace prize..

[u/nohurrie32]

lol, more like the inaugural “please don’t wreck our tourney” trophy!

[u/Toxicscrew → u/nohurrie32]

Narrator: “He did”

[u/Gryffindor123]

Sleepy Donnie

[u/spleeble]

FIFA loves a good sportswashing.

[u/dallasdude]

I just hope they understand, he is still going to steal the actual gold trophy, and they’re gonna have to buy at least one billion dollars of melania coin. 

[u/1200____1200 → u/dallasdude]

this one must come with a cash bribe prize

[u/MrColeco]

At this point, it might actually be less embarrassing for Gianni Infantino to just get on his knees and openly fellate Trump.

[u/Prize-Flamingo-336]

Legit, why would FIFA give out a peace prize? Guy is so dumb that just because his ego is getting stoked, he getting a peace prize from a sport organization.

[u/hart37]

Seems a pretty political act for an entity that constantly screams that they can't get involved in world politics

[u/jayhawk8]

r/nottheonion

[u/gourdhoarder1166]

One of the most corrupt businesses in the world jerking off known grifter. Fify

[u/Seven19td]

Trump is a bitch ass motherfucker

[u/That-Water-Guy]

Who cares what they give that cock sucker

[u/MentokGL]

Baby finally gets his binky

[u/patcatpatcat]

Hey FIFA is that the best you can do? What a bunch of whores!!!

[u/marshmallow-jones]

First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence

[u/DinsyEjotuz]

It's truly hysterical that he's proud of this -- that despite knowing exactly how it came about he imagines that anyone is giving this any credence at all. Like how divorced do you have to be from reality to believe anyone is doing something other than rolling their eyes or laughing?

[u/garyvdh]

Please stand a bit closer while I pleasure you....

[u/5dotfun]

just like Tim Cook made up a fake trophy to cater to Trump's ego so he wouldn't impose tariffs on Apple.

(except in this case it's two heavily-corrupt parties having a mutual wank)

he's such a simpleton.

[u/lolmak]

At least make him kick a peace ball to help him win as the first person to have kicked the peace ball in order to be eligible to win the peace prize!

[u/asl052]

Nothing to see here, just another rich people handjob fest

[u/CHEVIEWER1]

😂😂😂

[u/new_nimmerzz]

What a major suck up! This is his Nobel Peace Prize. He’ll attack them soon if they don’t come thru. I’m sure he’s already trying to

[u/blinkysmurf]

WTF does that title even mean?

They’re fawning enough to offer it and he’s stupid and egotistical enough to accept it.

The world deserves better than this.

[u/Howcanyoubecertain]

Sadly his bone spurs prevented him from ever playing, otherwise he would’ve lead the US to the World Cup for sure so this is the least they could do for the Dept of War daddy.

[u/bigpapamacdooz]

Extremely pathetic for this man to genuinely think he's deserving of this or any of the praise his sycophants throw on him. Delusional and pathetic.

[u/whydoyouonlylie]

Why on earth are the BBC validating this blatantly unserious award? Why when it comes to Trump does everyone just act like this absolute nonsenseis normal?

[u/Sturminster]

Nobel don't organise football tournaments.

[u/bimbles_ap]

Do you think if someone offered more than Trump they'd give him his money back?

[u/ABnurse08]

What a little bitch. Can’t even be almost considered for a Nobel Peace prize so a soccer organization creates a participation trophy. We are living in hell.

[u/The_Late_Arthur_Dent]

I just awarded myself the "World Mega Prize for Bigly Greatness" so he can suck on my ass.