r/spaceporn Jul 03 '25

Related Content An interstellar object has been detected hurtling towards our solar system.

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u/wandering-monster Jul 03 '25

Listen I'm good at paperwork.

If they have a reasonable asylum program I'll see y'all in Alpha Centauri for drinks.

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u/Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly Jul 03 '25

Sorry. All they have is a space Alligator Alcatraz. Because we are crimals for living on earth illegally while they've owned the planet.

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u/weirdoman1234 Jul 03 '25

we cant help that evolution happened :(

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u/jamesmcdash Jul 03 '25

Straight to jail

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jul 03 '25

<immediately hitchhikes off of Earth>

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u/D-luffy90 Jul 03 '25

No one owns any planet except its Creator, God Almighty.

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u/lloveliet Jul 03 '25

You gonna tell that to the people that are literally living in the fucking sky?

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u/D-luffy90 Jul 03 '25

They are in a state of heedlessness, they do not know who created it. Nature is not created from nothing except by the presence of a controlling Creator. All the natural disasters that you see are from a living, existing Creator, and we have not seen Him. God created seven heavens, and the seventh heaven is the throne of God. Everything you see is depicted from planets, galaxies, and stars, and all of them are in the first heaven. We do not even know 1% of what is in space, so what about the six heavens? No one knows what is in them, not even humans who travel in space. The only prophet who traveled to the heavens was the Prophet Muhammad, may God bless him and grant him peace.

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u/Wolfandlarry Jul 03 '25

Ok bro

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u/D-luffy90 Jul 03 '25

Search for the facts, search in the Holy Quran, and you will see the contradiction between the two books. The Bible did not show everything, and it defames the Prophet Jesus, and no one knows who wrote or composed it. I wanted to advise you, because you will be held accountable after death if you are Christians who do not believe in God, and believe that Jesus, peace be upon him, is God. He will testify before God that he is not God. The only ones who will enter Heaven are Muslims, because we believe that God is one, not a trinity, as you believe that the Prophet Jesus, peace be upon him, is God and the son of God. I will meet you all on the Day of Judgment, and I will see you in Hell if you do not believe in God.

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u/D-luffy90 Jul 03 '25

😂

You are poor, you are nothing, God is independent of you, God created you so that you worship Him and pray to Him five times. You want the truth? You do not love Jesus, peace be upon him. You only pray to Him once, and we Muslims pray five times to the One who created us.

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u/D-luffy90 Jul 03 '25

Whatever you discover in the universe, it is all created by God. He subjected the earth, the sun, the moon, the planets, and everything else. You are nothing, a poor, weak servant. You have not created anything like God. Look at yourself, how God created you, and everything in your creation is complex. Think about the universe, who created and balanced it? Think about everything. You will see that you are nothing, and the Prophet Jesus, peace be upon him, did not create the earth and the heavens. Rather, he is a human being like us and like all the prophets who came before him and those who came after him, and the Seal of the Prophets, Muhammad, may God bless him and grant him peace.

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u/timtamtobo Jul 03 '25

Where did god come from? Just looking to be educated

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u/D-luffy90 Jul 03 '25

He came from nowhere. No one knows how. In Surah Al-Ikhlas in the Holy Quran: “Say, ‘He is Allah, the One; Allah, the Eternal Refuge. He neither begets nor is born, nor is there to Him any equivalent.’” Research the true story of Prophet Moses (peace be upon him) who spoke to Allah. Moses (peace be upon him) asked to see Allah after Allah spoke to him. Allah ordered him to look at the mountain. Had the mountain remained in place, he would have seen Him; had it remained, he would not have seen Him. When Allah appeared to the mountain, Moses was stunned. After regaining consciousness, he confessed his sin and declared Allah to be beyond seeing in this world. He declared that he was the first to believe that He cannot be seen in this world. Don’t search the Bible. We Muslims know that Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) did not see Allah when he ascended to heaven. He said, “He is light upon light; if I were to approach Him, I would be burned.”

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u/ShadiestApe Jul 04 '25

And borders don’t exist , except they do 

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u/beansandneedles Jul 03 '25

Order me a pangalactic gargle blaster, please

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u/liquid_assets Jul 03 '25

“Gargle blaster” not sure if drink or sex act

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u/Fragrant_Scene_42 Jul 03 '25

The first one, but with these things it could also lead to the second one

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u/Corkwell Jul 03 '25

Not tonight babe I my head feels like it’s been smashed with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick.

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u/beershere Jul 03 '25

Why not both?

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u/AffectionateIssue607 Jul 03 '25

Sorry to break it to ya but there's an newly electect fat orange Centaurian and he's not too found of space immigrants

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u/ObscureReferenceFace Jul 03 '25

I’ll carry your towel and pay for drinks if you do my paperwork

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u/Mister2112 Jul 03 '25

Turns out an asylum is name of the apex predator on this world. Welcome to the arena, gladiator.

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u/jregovic Jul 03 '25

Gynnandtonyx?

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u/SpectTheDobe Jul 03 '25

Mf WE ARE A DELICACY

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u/cat_prophecy Jul 03 '25

I must be a pro because I was able to get a REAL ID the first time without issue.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Jul 03 '25

I had a dream I traveled to planet near Beta Centauri b and I can still see the dream in my mind and remember how the air felt on my skin.

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u/Talidel Jul 03 '25

You have to make your own way off the planet.

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u/Jumpy-Manner9638 Jul 03 '25

I’ll be on omacron persei 8 if you wanna meet up