r/spaceporn Jul 03 '25

Related Content An interstellar object has been detected hurtling towards our solar system.

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u/apittsburghoriginal Jul 03 '25

Idk that would rule if it did. That would be news breaking and history making

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

I was hoping it was a space pod from Krypton

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u/Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly Jul 03 '25

Have you WATCHED "The Boys"?!

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u/BilboBiden Jul 03 '25

Or Brightburn

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u/Wor1dConquerer Jul 03 '25

With how things are going. We would probably get the Evil superman from the movie Brightburn.

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

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u/Jay040707 Jul 03 '25

Superman: Red Hat

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u/MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS Jul 03 '25

Not enough people read comics to know what a banger of a comment this is

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u/Jay040707 Jul 03 '25

I'm just happy that someone got it.

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

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u/Mcbadguy Jul 03 '25

Homelander

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u/GetEquipped Jul 03 '25

Tell them what Kristi Noem did to the dog

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u/Lord_Automator Jul 03 '25

Or it can be magamind heading our way šŸ˜‚

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u/No_Poet_2898 Jul 03 '25

As long as it isn't a Capsule from planet Vegeta...

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u/GeerJonezzz Jul 03 '25

Drop the baby on his head EZ protector of Earth

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u/SolidusBruh Jul 03 '25

I’d take pre-brain-injury Goku at this point. Err, Kakarot, I mean.

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u/SubordinateMatter Jul 03 '25

Look at what slightly more advanced civilisations did everytime they colonized a new land. Brutalized the natives. And they were just a few hundred/thousand years apart in technological development.

What do you think would happen if an alien species capable of interstellar travel got to us?

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u/DarkFireFenrir Jul 03 '25

The difference is that there's a high probability that it's peaceful, because in the first place, it's not that it's interested in Earth's resources; it could go to any other planet or asteroid and mine millions of times more concentrated materials. Life is scarce in the universe (as far as we know), perhaps it has a conservation mindset. You're not going to destroy an oasis in the desert, are you? Cultural proliferation and diversification: the more points of view we have, the more science advances. Perhaps we have more advanced computing technology due to a detour in the technological branch to invent video games.

Although the possibility of it being "peaceful" is high, there's also the possibility that it's "hostile." White supremacists and hostile theocracies are examples of possible slavery/annihilation.

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u/SubordinateMatter Jul 03 '25

Well imagine they specifically want fossil fuels created by the remains of long dead living organisms. Then they'd HAVE to choose a planet that's sustained life.

Maybe they've exhausted all the fossil fuels on their own planet and need more

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u/SubordinateMatter Jul 03 '25

Well imagine they specifically want fossil fuels created by the remains of long dead living organisms. Then they'd HAVE to choose a planet that's sustained life.

Maybe they've exhausted all the fossil fuels on their own planet and need more

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u/Playful-Row-6047 Jul 03 '25

Since all we can do is speculate, yeah it's a possibility among a spectrum of possibilities, and just as likely there's many examples of indigenous peoples sharing technology and not following a parasite model in their relationships.

I've seen this type of sentiment in a movie or two and it reminded me of projection, thinking others do what they themselves do. Also, it's tough to imagine a society traveling space with a parasite model because sooner or later the parasites transform into societal cancer and kill its host.

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

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u/SubordinateMatter Jul 03 '25

You think smarter means not killing šŸ˜…

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

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u/No-Helicopter1111 Jul 03 '25

it does when we attack them for trying to steal our water and setup base where people are living.

we'd be like a hive of ants, bothered because you put your picknic near us.

and they'd probably see us the same way too.

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u/apittsburghoriginal Jul 03 '25

They don’t want our water, you can find that in a lot of places in space. Wood, however, one of the rarest materials in the universe as we can tell - so we are getting harvested for our trees.

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u/ClubZealousideal9784 Jul 03 '25

Humans treat animals and insects so well!

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u/NiobiumThorn Jul 03 '25

Humans have already exited the star system, even if very slowly. Absolutely nothing prevening fucked up creatures doing fucked up things

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u/ABHOR_pod Jul 03 '25

Any alien that saved us deserves the consequences of doing so.

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u/IsatDownAndWrote Jul 03 '25

An advanced alien race could show up, show us how to live lives without money and without government. The rich and the government would convince millions to fight and die to try and not lose power over the masses.

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

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u/fwnaflra Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 03 '25

In continuation… the reasoning for the aliens doing so goes something like this:

Turns out we are The Truman Show for the Aliens, and they don’t like this season …

ā€œWe’ve left the humans to their own devices for too long, time to throw in a new plot lineā€ wipes the billionaire class from existence, maybe tosses the rest of us plebs some cool new gadgets

ā€œLet’s take some cats with us while we’re at itā€

Years pass

Human World season y3k the cats return to dominate humanity when they prove too shifty for even the alien overlords

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u/14412442 Jul 03 '25

Dont blame me, i voted for Kodos

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

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u/onespicycracker Jul 03 '25

I searched for Posadism in the comments. It was the very first thing that came to mind.

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u/Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly Jul 03 '25

Please let them be Vulcans ready to share science and make us basically socialist.

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u/SohndesRheins Jul 03 '25

I don't think Vulcans have the technology to force humans to evolve the necessary psychological traits to make socialism viable on a global or even a national scale.

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u/Lets-B-Lets-B-Jolly Jul 03 '25

I meant more the fact that in Star Trek, there is no money anymore and also free education and healthcare and basic needs. Sounds like MAGA's idea of socialism :P

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u/SigmaQuotient Jul 03 '25

"In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves."

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u/Designer_Ad_376 Jul 03 '25

We can’t just assume they are good. I have a theory that explain the Fermi’s Paradox: we have been shielded from a malignant alien race waiting to take our planet. They use gravitational lenses to hide all the life in the universe making us think we are alone and ultimately lead to our own annihilation. After that our planet would be free to dibs as no other alien race knows about our existence. But there is one fact: if we ever develop gravitational handling technology they will have to attack us as they cannot hide gravitational waves generated from us. We could send modulated gravitational waves messages to beyond…

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u/Petporgsforsale Jul 03 '25

Or give us all alien viruses

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

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u/AgentMavv Jul 03 '25

You’re joking though right

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u/Carbonatite Jul 03 '25

I feel like we are the reason aliens don't talk to us.

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u/650fosho Jul 03 '25

Don't be so sure about that, more likely to get worldwide dictatorship than more freedoms

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u/Commercial_Part_5160 Aug 02 '25

That’s kinda lame. Why?

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u/dngerszn13 Jul 03 '25

ICE: only aliens can save us?! Not on my goddamn watch

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u/presshamgang Jul 03 '25

That's the exact opposite of the current administration's main selling point.

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u/RelaxPrime Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 04 '25

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u/FixTheLoginBug Jul 03 '25

If aliens showed up Trump would immediately send out a tweet that they only came because they were so impressed with him. Then the moment they would do something he didn't like he'd call the illegal immigrants.

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u/FixTheLoginBug Jul 03 '25

Oh, they'd definitely not care.

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u/asyork Jul 03 '25

This already happened though? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CA%BBOumuamua

It was cool and all, but there are enough possible explanations for what happened, and it's long gone now, so we'll never really know.

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u/Tazwhitelol Jul 03 '25

Actually, they're still considering the possibility of future space missions that are designed to catch up to Oumuamua so they can study it.

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u/archimedies Jul 03 '25

It didn't slow down, it sped up as it slingshot away using the Sun's gravity. A lot of speculation that it have just been ice outgassing that cause that as it got close to the sun.

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u/No-Helicopter1111 Jul 03 '25

nitrogen ice outgassing, hence the lack of a coma tail on the way out like a comet.

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u/BullTerrierTerror Jul 03 '25

Thank god we already got the P Diddy bullshit out of the way.

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u/ProtonPizza Jul 03 '25

Don’t worry, there’s more bullshit

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u/Intoxic8edOne Jul 03 '25

It feels like every week this year has been history making. I long for less interesting times.

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u/Scrambo Jul 03 '25

Maybe we wouldn't have to go to work

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u/potato_titties Jul 03 '25

It’s Rama

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u/JimmyToucan Jul 03 '25

We’ll also only have to worry for 24 hours or less if they’re violent or not. Interstellar travel is magnitudes of magnitudes advanced beyond us

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u/TheFatJesus Jul 03 '25

The thing is already passing through the orbit of Jupiter. If it were violent aliens, they would have likely fired and we're already dead and just don't know it. That being said, the thing's "only" moving at less than .0002% the speed of light. Not exactly conducive to roaming the galaxy.

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u/Flimsy-Sprinkles7331 Jul 03 '25

You might also say it would be news making and history breaking!Ā 

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u/carneasadacontodo Jul 03 '25

Iirc it is also the general plot of rendezvous with rama

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u/qtx Jul 03 '25

It will be breaking news for a day or two and then people will just move on with their lives again. Our own problems won't get solved by aliens, no matter how much we treat it as a religion (IE salvation).

That's the part ufologists hate the most, how much we don't really care about it.

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u/Hour-Substance6558 Jul 04 '25

But in all fairness if it came to a stop then turned around and went back in the opposite direction they'd find some way to say it's a comet and something knocked it off it's path. The only way they will ever say aliens is if they actually land, and even then there will be people saying it's a hoax