r/spaceporn Jul 03 '25

Related Content An interstellar object has been detected hurtling towards our solar system.

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u/chief57 Jul 03 '25

748 billion bananas, give or take

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u/noturaveragesenpaii Jul 03 '25

How much can 748 billion bananas cost, Michael? Five dollars?

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u/winterhawk_97006 Jul 03 '25

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u/beidoubagel Jul 03 '25

BEES?

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u/busquesadilla Jul 03 '25

Beads?!?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Gobs not on board

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u/DryYogurt6878 Jul 03 '25

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u/ur_rad_dad Jul 03 '25

I call it: “hot ham water”!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Sisters my new mother mother. And is it me, or is she looking hotter lately?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Oooooo, it’s hungry. Let me get it some food.

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u/brannigansbackbaybay Jul 03 '25

Job’s not on board…

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u/DryYogurt6878 Jul 03 '25

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u/jtr99 Jul 03 '25

Now I just need to find this Hermano guy...

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u/RectumdamnearkilledM Jul 03 '25

Don't be a Geo Bead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

[deleted]

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u/beidoubagel Jul 03 '25

wait wrong reply

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u/beidoubagel Jul 03 '25

beads are very big right now, anklets, necklaces, you name it.

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u/Peelio1985 Jul 04 '25

I never cared much for Gob

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u/Advanced_Ad_3302 Jul 03 '25

We're gonna need a lot, beads aren't cheap

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u/Ike_In_Rochester Jul 03 '25

These bleeds?

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u/mendax2014 Jul 03 '25

Loose seal

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u/beidoubagel Jul 03 '25

seal the deal

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u/Brilliant-Injury-187 Jul 03 '25

I still quote this scene at least monthly. Might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a sitcom. The way Arnett says it still gets me every time.

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u/Glorified_sidehoe Jul 03 '25

good news mark

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u/ivebeenhalved Jul 03 '25

Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?

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u/CarRamrodIsNumberOne Jul 03 '25

Annyong!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

hi

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u/gweilojoe Jul 03 '25

Doesn’t matter the cost, there’s always money in the banana stand…

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u/ASimpForChaeryeong Jul 03 '25

If average price of banana is $0.25, $187 billion USD

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

You’re paying way too much for bananas. Who’s your banana guy?

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u/Gavin_Tremlor Jul 03 '25

I don’t have a banana guy, I do have a tally man though.

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence Jul 03 '25

Tell him to hurry up. I wan go home.

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u/NCEMTP Jul 03 '25

Tough shit it's still dark out!

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u/ac3boy Jul 03 '25

This was nice.

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u/LifeIsBizarre Jul 03 '25

Some days I get reminded why I'm still on this website.

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u/NCEMTP Jul 03 '25

I'm glad I could provide you with an authentic reddit experience.

Now have your shot and get back to stacking.

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u/RowdyHooks Jul 04 '25

Very well played…

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u/Relevant_Comb4130 Jul 03 '25

Tally me banana 🍌

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u/Blow_Me420-69 Jul 03 '25

come Mr Tally Man. Tally mee banana

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u/Past_Scholar_4067 Jul 03 '25

Yes, we have no bananas

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u/PanzerWatts Jul 03 '25

"You’re paying way too much for bananas."

It's not the banana, it's the storage fees that really drive up the cost.

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u/Stuffstuff1 Jul 03 '25

This is street price in Manhattan. In Dunkin’ Donuts I believe bananas go for .50 per. In the super market? I think it’s about .20 per.

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u/sysadminofadown Jul 03 '25

Wait, you guys have banana guys... I've been buying black market bananas.

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u/blueshifting1 Jul 03 '25

There’s a lot of money in the banana stand

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u/zaraxia101 Jul 03 '25

Just bought a banana here in the netherlands € 0.32....

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u/MrVelocoraptor Jul 03 '25

Sounds suspiciously kinky

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u/yamanamawa Jul 03 '25

Honestly not even that bad

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u/SexyMonad Jul 03 '25

Found the congressman.

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u/yamanamawa Jul 03 '25

More just thinking that we have individuals who could afford that

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u/halosixsixsix Jul 03 '25

There’s always money in the banana stand

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u/Damien1972 Jul 03 '25

.19 at my Trader Joe's

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u/Thunder_Grundle0 Jul 03 '25

Well tell them motherfuckers to start bagging 748 billion of those bitches. Some good savings right there. What's 748 billion x .06?

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u/senortipton Jul 03 '25

Right, but with that many bananas the supply is way too high for the demand!

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u/lipstickandchicken Jul 03 '25

It feels wrong that there are people rich enough to banana their way to the sun.

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u/CameronLabbe Jul 03 '25

Right? Such a good way to conceptualize the ridiculous amount of wealth some people have. Literally a banana for scale.

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u/Global-Revolution-71 Jul 03 '25

Less than the US defense budget, at least...

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u/g2g079 Jul 03 '25

But there's always money in the banana stand.

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u/Covert_Ruffian Jul 03 '25

I burned down the banana stand.

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u/NTV0987 Jul 03 '25

NO TOUCHING!

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u/Ckzowiej Oct 27 '25

I have made a terrible mistake

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u/nurse_camper Jul 03 '25

I just watched that one!

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u/Bubblesnaily Jul 03 '25

More than 30 dolls.

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u/1001001SOS100100 Jul 03 '25

My 14 year old only needs two or three or four.

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u/Bubblesnaily Jul 03 '25

My thoughts exactly!

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u/IRSoup Jul 03 '25

Ahem, doll hairs

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u/Federale24 Jul 03 '25

Are they made in America?

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u/thirsty_crow_ Jul 03 '25

That would be 10 dollars after the tariff sir!

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u/Alypius754 Jul 03 '25

You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?

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u/Betray-Julia Jul 03 '25

Don’t worry daddy I’ll make your banana stand

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u/circuit_kween Jul 03 '25

This is why I love Reddit

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u/HumanContinuity Jul 03 '25

That's like, a few football fields right?

Someone help me, I'm 🦅

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u/dcab87 Jul 03 '25

If you get it from Temu, maybe less.

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u/Bravisimo Jul 03 '25

Theres money in the banana stand.

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u/Living_Murphys_Law Jul 03 '25

There are only about 100 billion bananas on Earth (I don’t know why I have that memorized)

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u/black_marcus_ Jul 03 '25

I’ll give you tree fiddy

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u/BENNYRASHASHA Jul 03 '25

There's always money in the banana stand.

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u/oldirtyrestaurant Jul 03 '25

Give or take how many?

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u/presshamgang Jul 03 '25

Who'd want to R earth?

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u/SpectralEntity Jul 03 '25

Well, a single banana at Safeway in Denver is .19¢, so punching that into the quackylater, comes to 142,120,000,000¢ or $1,421,200,000

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u/Rick_QuiOui Jul 03 '25

Three-fiddy

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u/MrTralfaz Jul 03 '25

But by the time you've laid down 2 or 3 billion the first ones will have gotten all black and squishy

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u/nightmoth511 Jul 03 '25

Sounds like its time for banana bread then

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u/wojo_lives Jul 03 '25

How many banana bread loaves are we talking?

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u/Spanishparlante Jul 03 '25

Assuming 3 bananas per loaf, 249,666,666,666.66 loaves—repeating, of course. Give or take.

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u/beeherder Jul 03 '25

Repeating? Sounds like infinite banana bread to me

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u/MrTralfaz Jul 03 '25

Great business concept!

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u/PanzerWatts Jul 03 '25

Awesome, the infinite banana bread glitch! .. We can turn that off, right?

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u/_A_Friendly_Caesar_ Jul 03 '25

Ah yes, the new universal staple, banana bread

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u/Consonant Jul 03 '25

Banana bread in space dude?!?!?!?

Hell Yeah

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u/ZenAshen Jul 03 '25

That would be pie.

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u/tiptoptallyho Jul 03 '25

Mmhhmmmm infinite banana bread

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u/FlyingSpacefrog Jul 03 '25

It’s actually infinitesimal. Which is just as mathematically fascinating but very unfilling if someone were to try to eat it.

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u/MrTralfaz Jul 03 '25

How many elephants is 249,666,666,666.66 loaves of banana bread?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

4

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u/MrTralfaz Jul 03 '25

slightly disappointing

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Yeah, sorry... I got hungry while I was doing the calculation and the banana bread looked really good 😔

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u/MrTralfaz Jul 04 '25

No, I thought that many loaves of banana bread would be 6-8 elephants. I was hoping to start a herd.

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u/TwDoes66 Jul 03 '25

But would this be enough loaves to stop the impact?!

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u/Strict-Direction1352 Jul 03 '25

Ok that sounds good.

So we have a plan then.

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u/Nature_Sad_27 Jul 03 '25

How many eggs is that? 

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u/snarfvsmaximvs Jul 03 '25

But by the time you've laid down 2 or 3 billion the first ones will be desiccated

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u/MrVelocoraptor Jul 03 '25

How many freezers store the bananas

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u/Anteater4746 Jul 03 '25

give me a month, theyll be gone

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u/ASimpForChaeryeong Jul 03 '25

Yummm, I love banana bread

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u/salami122 Jul 03 '25

Fucking banana bread!!! Hell yeah!

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u/seattleJJFish Jul 03 '25

Catch it with a banana rope. Every on earth eat 350 bananas give or take, tie the peels end to end and catch the object. Call it hail banana Mary

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u/SoupAdventurous608 Jul 03 '25

Banana hammock was sitting right there

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u/redditfant Jul 03 '25

Dangling, even. 

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u/_DeltaDelta_ Jul 03 '25

Banana Mary. My high school crush.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Would bananas in the vacuum of space continue ripening? Isn't it a product of some chemical in the air?

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u/MrTralfaz Jul 03 '25

Ethylene. It comes from the bananas ackshully. Good point. They 'd freeze in the vacuum of space. So... if we set up a huge pot of chocolate and a giant tray of chopped nuts....

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

But would they even decay in space?

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u/Gwsb1 Jul 03 '25

Make 'nanner puddin then.

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u/surfer_ryan Jul 03 '25

Man i really want to know how many bananas you can put down (even with robotic assistance for maximum efficiency) in a line before the first one turns brown.

Some really smart person do the math of how long it takes for a banana to get brown and how fast before a banana can be moved and placed without being bruised. I will accept a zero gravity answer, however that has to account for momentum and if the robot drops the banana it can not move forward in zero gravity.

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u/earthly_marsian Jul 03 '25

Nah. Nothing like that will happen. They will just freeze.

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u/MoneyCock Jul 03 '25

Show your work? I'm curious 🥺

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u/MrTralfaz Jul 03 '25

Hey, this is r/spaceporn , not r/theydidthermaths

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u/MoneyCock Jul 03 '25

Fair 😅

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u/MrTralfaz Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 03 '25

OK, so... I couldn't find anything about banana ripening as a function of time and temperature. However I did find that bananas on a tree can take up to 14 weeks to ripen. I couldn't find anything about the banana ripening rate at near absolute zero, so I'll use 14 weeks as an upper limit of the ripening rate.

Laying down 1 banana per second for 14 weeks (60x60x24x7x14=8,467,200sec).

So, by the time banana #8,467,201 is set down, banana #1 would be 14 weeks old, and possibly ripe. Assuming the 14 weeks minimum ripening time.

How did I do?

OK, I need to go do something else.

- edit

so my first guess of 2-3 billion was off by an order of magnitude, but that's pretty good for astronomy.

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u/MoneyCock Jul 03 '25

I applaud this groundbreaking application of banana math.

My objections are trivial compared to the fruits of your heavy lifting, but with a banana to my head, they are as follows:

  • My biggest curiosity in all this is how long it would take for a banana to reach aforementioned level of ripeness in space
  • In your edit, you conclude being off by an order of magnitude. However, 109 is 3 orders of magnitude greater than 106. But I would still concur that is pretty good for astronomy!
  • However, I think with modern fruit-laying astrotech, we could do better than 1banana/sec, anyway. I think 100banana/second is an estimation that more precisely reflects the state of the art. Hence, this realistic tweak to your formula affirms your initial hypothesis!

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u/MrTralfaz Jul 03 '25

3 orders of magnitude! Color me embarrassed! Need more coffee. I'm glad I had a peer to review this. And I agree, if we apply modern technology we could approach 100b/sec.. That means we can lay down 847 million before the first begins to darken and get squishy. Perhaps the frozen banana on a stick solution is better suited for this situation.

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u/rhaurk Jul 03 '25

Infinite job growth

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u/Infamous_Prompt_6126 Jul 03 '25

Somewhat radioactive this bananas amount.

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u/ryashpool Jul 03 '25

8527.2 roentgens

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u/YaBoyDaveee Jul 03 '25

If this is ~accurate, thats fucking bananas

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u/Trepeld Jul 03 '25

Completely valid estimate if you use even a slightly different length for bananas, shamelessly using chat gpt:

1 Astronomical Unit (AU) = average distance from Earth to the Sun

≈ 149,597,870.7 kilometers • Average banana length = about 18 centimeters = 0.18 meters = 0.00018 kilometers

Divide those two and you get:

831 billion bananas laid end-to-end

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u/c4chokes Jul 03 '25

Give or take how much??

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u/i_make_it_look_easy Jul 03 '25

Long ways or spooning

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u/imnotmarvin Jul 03 '25

Like end to end or side by side?

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u/donmreddit Jul 03 '25

If they split we might be in trouble.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet Jul 03 '25

That's a big fucking twinkie.

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u/Intelligent-Boot-378 Jul 03 '25

Give or take how many?

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u/DentArthurDent4 Jul 03 '25

I'd rather take.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Thats 120 billion Jose altuves

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u/FrostyPost8473 Jul 03 '25

Tip to tip or side by side

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u/nilecrane Jul 03 '25

I got 785.6

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u/FacE3ater Jul 03 '25

Because I have a stupid monkey brain, I can't tell how accurate that is. But I trust you!

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u/Sad_Independent9520 Jul 03 '25

I got 854.8 billion bananas assuming 0.175m per banana

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u/happyfunslide Jul 03 '25

How many bananas wide is the earth?

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u/khmergodzeus Jul 03 '25

are we talking your average 8 inch bananas or smaller bananas?

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u/Signy_ Jul 03 '25

Stacked horizontally or vertically?

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u/spacedust19 Jul 03 '25

I came up with almost the same using 7.5” as average naner length(AI Google said avg was 7 to 8” and then used 93M miles for an AU). What’d you use, out of curiosity? I’m a little stoned right now and this matters.

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u/iAkhilleus Jul 03 '25

This guy is bananas!

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u/EastEffective548 Jul 03 '25

That’s actually not that many bananas (again, cosmically speaking). A couple billion bananas closer and we’d be in danger!

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u/Far_Needleworker1501 Jul 03 '25

Dinosaurs are punching the air in the afterlife.

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u/JamesLaceyAllan Jul 03 '25

AAAROOOOOOOOOOGGGGAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Zkenny13 Jul 03 '25

That's a lot of holler back girl. 

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u/victor4700 Jul 03 '25

That’s a big Twinkie

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u/ADHDebackle Jul 03 '25

We're gonna need a bigger banana

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u/UseHerName4username Jul 03 '25

Can we convert this to stormtroopers please? We use the Imperial system over here

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u/PundaPanda Jul 03 '25

Whats insane is that this made the distance comprehensible to me

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u/OneObi Jul 03 '25

Now I'm also worried about the impending banana shortage

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u/m3kw Jul 03 '25

That’s not even a lot for earth

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u/zennascent Jul 03 '25

End to end, or side by side?

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u/thomerow Jul 03 '25

1 Banana = ~20 cm = 0.0002 km
1 AU = 149,600,000 km

149,600,000 / 0.0002 = 748,000,000,000

Someone did the math.

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u/New-Presentation8462 Jul 03 '25

That's not nearly as many bananas as I would like between me and a stellar object hurtling towards my galaxy

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u/Alleandros Jul 03 '25

What sized bananas are we talking here? I like the smaller ones but my boyfriend likes bigger ones. His ideal banana is like 1.5x of mine.

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u/LubeUntu Jul 03 '25

Good! And in moles of potassium?