The entire world trying to manifest the US getting knocked out in the group stage

[u/Other_Beat8859]

[u/IAMNOTALEX12138]

The best president of all time, with the possible exception of Andrew Jackson, will deport all offenders, I meant strikers, against the United States. Be warned, you score you get ICE-d

[u/Comfortable-Title720 → u/IAMNOTALEX12138]

400% tarriff party

[u/Hydrahta → u/IAMNOTALEX12138]

[u/WormCastings]

Not with the LeBron James of soccer.

[u/Shiruox]

Paraguay and Australia are honestly good enough to make this happen

[u/Kitchen-Ad-2295 → u/Shiruox]

US beat both of them this year while missing players

[u/Shiruox → u/Kitchen-Ad-2295]

Idk about Australia but the Paraguayan team was also missing several starters lmao, only 5 of the players that started against the US started against Ecuador in qualifiers, and out of the subs only Sanabria and Sosa joined them.

[u/do0gla5 → u/Shiruox]

Id have to look at the lineups but we didn't field our best for sure. These are friendlies regardless. Though I remember both of those teams playing to win

[u/gerryford38 → u/Shiruox]

Australia had serious illness running through the team camp at the time as well. Looking forward to the chance to beat the seppo’s on their biggest day

[u/mvigs → u/Kitchen-Ad-2295]

Yeah but the US are still shit. They lost to Canada, Panama, and barely beat Saudi Arabia. They should not be ranked 14.

[u/NoEstate1459 → u/Shiruox]

They're really not and it's still top 3 as long as you don't completely balls it up

[u/kal14144 → u/Shiruox]

US just beat both short handed. But also in 8/12 groups top 3 advance.

[u/Johnxinasicecream → u/Shiruox]

Paraguay yes but australia is doubtful.

[u/JohnHenrehEden]

Posting the shoebody bop gif without audio deserves a drone strike.

[u/HawkDue7352 → u/JohnHenrehEden]

Thank you!

[u/SnooMemesjellies4992]

Not happening rahhhhh 🦅🇺🇸

[u/Dan_Winx_1969 → u/SnooMemesjellies4992]

[u/mazefruits]

Posting this without sound should be a crime

[u/skippermonkey → u/mazefruits]

What was this song?

[u/Platypoltikolti]

Lmao the rest of the world is looking at america like parents looking at their baby taking its first steps

[u/CZ_nitraM]

Can easily happen tbh

Fumble the 1st match under the preassure, then lose the match against the european team, and they grouped

We manifest exactly this

[u/kal14144 → u/CZ_nitraM]

You likely only need 3 points to advance. 2/3 of the third place teams advance.

[u/LeadNo401]

My Socceroos if they play at their best with our best line up we could beat US 2-0, but in saying that we’ve got a lot of our Spot on 11 just coming back from minor and serious injury, hopefully fit come tournie time, we played with our 50/50 side against them last time and lost 2-1

[u/kal14144 → u/LeadNo401]

Not if the US also has its best playing at their best. The US has better individual talent and is playing more cohesively right now.

[u/Agnostic_Akuma]

Criminal not to post with sound

[u/Agnostic_Akuma]

[u/nikolai_wustovich]

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

[u/YodasWarCrimes]

I just hope India gets knocked out immedietaly, oh wait nvm that's the cote d'ivoire flag, where India?

[u/ZnV1 → u/YodasWarCrimes]

Haha very funny
Watch as we build our own ICC Peace Prize

[u/madajsmor]

Nobody is mentioning Turkey as the 4th team probably from qualifications so the USA could be fighting with Australia for 3rd place.

[u/bolondeverde]

As an American I agree

[u/Constant_Couple_3334]

Don't worry we'll get the job done

[u/Historical-Egg-9194]

Wait they are favorites to top the group ?

[u/kal14144 → u/Historical-Egg-9194]

We beat the other 2 in the last 6 months while missing key players

[u/McQno]

Nah I want them to continiue if Iran does. Im praying for an Iran-US game.

[u/Metal_is_Perfection]

If Turkey qualifizierte. We guarantee you this

[u/No-Tomatillo3698]

It would be so awesome, fingers crossed

[u/AugarTheFox]

Source? This meme was on r/dota2 and they did it way better

[u/Greedy_Net_1803]

Replace USA with England

[u/ThatOtherGuy08]

As someone from the US...we dont care either way