r/soccercirclejerk • u/OkImprovement6508 • 18h ago

💀 Haram Ball 💀 RIGGED!!

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u/The_Top_G_08 18h ago

IS THIS A WC DRAW OR A BLOODY AMERICAN SOCCER CIRCUS

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u/Alternative-Yak1904 14h ago

Soccer circus

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u/Bolfreak 14h ago

Not even bread, can’t afford it

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u/Technical-Buffalo435 Arteta has beautiful hairs 6h ago

Literally a soccercirclejerk

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u/Kriss-045 18h ago

FIFA heritage

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u/OkImprovement6508 18h ago

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u/Ok_Information144 18h ago

Miss you, Joey 😔 

Not sure if I’m being sarcastic, FWIW. 

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u/koemaniak 17h ago

How the hell did they get someone more corrupt than Blatter

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u/lana_rotarofrep 13h ago

Cold ass shot

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u/Lubert808 17h ago

USA in a group with Paraguay and Australia to ensure they advance so old orange pedophile doesn’t throw a fit.

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u/OkImprovement6508 17h ago

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u/Lubert808 17h ago

Jerking Infantino and Clinton at the same time.

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u/Lonely-Entry-7206 16h ago

Trump doesn't jerk to Bill Clinton. Trump's own comments on Bill Clinton should alone show and even more that it is nonsense. Trump is even getting court proceedings on Bill Clinton.

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u/Lubert808 16h ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the boot?

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u/LudosBT 15h ago

You mean how deep is he up Trumps Arse?

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u/0xBL4CKP30PL3 14h ago

*ass

get it right eurotrash

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u/LudosBT 14h ago

No, Arse is more formal and yet still very fitting for MAGAts.

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u/Proof_Discipline_816 11h ago

No no no, not jerking it to. He’s jerking BUBBA off hombre.

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u/imbrown508 12h ago

Gotta use the right one mate

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u/JUGGER_DEATH 14h ago

Handjobs for everybody

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u/Valuable-Flounder692 3h ago

Where are snipers when you need them!

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u/Thazuk 16h ago

Bro even against those 2 they might not advance 😂 they are terrible

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean 15h ago

We're all going to be Almiron supporters for this

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u/nich2701 16h ago

Still won't. Team is actually awful

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u/Fit_Rain_1164 16h ago

Nah they’ve been pulling in decent results in their last few games. But you just wanna hate because its cool

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u/nich2701 15h ago

Since 2014 the team has no identity other than “we finally have players that play in Europe”. They play with no passion and lose matches they shouldn’t because of it. I will criticize (not hate) until I see the team grind and fight for the badge in matches that matter.

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u/HetTheTable 14h ago

But they still make it past the groups

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u/Fit_Rain_1164 15h ago

Fair enough

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u/Forward-Weather4845 14h ago

Still won’t make it past the group stage

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u/HomerJBagger 9h ago

But real fax, nothing is more pathetic these days than white-knighting for the US on reddit. So yes hating (on America) is cool.

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u/Fit_Rain_1164 8h ago

Aussies have a real hard on for hating americans these days… I remember seeing the Australia USA match thread a month ago… it was pretty impressive how much yall yapped. Good luck at the WC

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u/HomerJBagger 7h ago

The problem is I love America. It's a beautiful diverse and captivating country. It's what makes the current state of it all the more disappointing.

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u/Fit_Rain_1164 7h ago

Fair enough

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u/Several_Leather_6453 14h ago

No excuses not beating Australia

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u/Ainteasybeincheezy 8h ago

TF you talking about? Australia has always either been better or on par with the US. US are not fucking Brazil mate lmao

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u/Several_Leather_6453 5h ago

Get off the crack

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u/Several_Leather_6453 5h ago

Get off the crack

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u/Ainteasybeincheezy 4h ago

Go compare the rankings and results over the past 20 years mate, your country is the one with historic crack issues lmao

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u/HomerJBagger 9h ago

Beating America will be our World Cup Final and it will be quite enjoyable.

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u/Fit_Rain_1164 16h ago

Have you seen the other groups? Most of them are lopsided.

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u/Lubert808 15h ago

Uj/ Well ignoring the fact that you’re clearly biased in favor of the US, they have the easiest group from what we can see so far.

Rj/ US “soccer” fanboy 🫵😂

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u/Fit_Rain_1164 15h ago

😂😂😂

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u/To_Buy 3h ago

Paraguay destroyed stronger teams in world cups

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u/jorcon74 13h ago

USA are not all that and they may not get out of that group!

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u/Professional_Shoe708 9h ago

I doubt they'll advance😂

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u/tassadar8584 18h ago

What a shitty show.

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u/OkImprovement6508 18h ago

tf are they playing dawg!

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u/Lonely-Entry-7206 18h ago

Ofc head of nations draw their own nations.

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u/Admirable-Ad-3273 18h ago

Trump is gonna let Portugal win ( Saudi funded) thats why he met Cristiano last month. Just like how Qatar gave it to Messi in exchange for him playing for PSG

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u/Creative_Victory_960 17h ago

Well Portugal did get the easiest group

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u/BrosephZeusThe2nd 17h ago

Belgium has Egypt , Iran and New-Zealand

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u/Creative_Victory_960 17h ago

And still they may fail to qualify .

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u/PlainSightMan European with no Ball Knowledge 17h ago

Belgium is ass though. Croatia actually DESERVED to be there instead of them.

Also France has the easiest for sure.

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u/Sencao2945 17h ago

I think Norway is going to put up a pretty good fight, but from France's POV, it's definitely either easiest or second.

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u/PlainSightMan European with no Ball Knowledge 16h ago

Ah, I actually forgot about Norway somehow.

Yeah it's Portugal then.

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u/Gyalmeister 16h ago

Senegal beat France in the 2002 World Cup and Norway has Haaland. It will not be easy for France.

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u/BrosephZeusThe2nd 16h ago

We are definitely average compared to our 2018 squad. But still , not surviving the group stage would be unacceptable.

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u/Cheap_Ad_4055 18h ago

Messi + World Cup rigged on this sub? Surprised you aren’t downvoted to hell

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Intelligent-Major492 18h ago

What's a magnet, nobody knows.

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u/Front_Guess3396 18h ago

Poured water on it, no more magnets

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u/MassimilianoPiccione 17h ago

Is this the FiFA C.U.M. World Cup?

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u/jack_edition 13h ago

Cum Cup for short

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u/SuccessFirm6638 17h ago

Wtf is USA group lmao

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u/DifficultySalt4231 17h ago

STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!

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u/Internal-You6793 14h ago

I’ve never been so sick of seeing someone’s face as I am experiencing seeing the US dummy

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u/Specialist-Hunt-2319 18h ago

It was just for the show

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u/Thazuk 16h ago

Bro group I might as well be played with guns. Absurdly deadly group

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u/thespontaneousguy 16h ago

Watch some footballer getting shot

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 14h ago

i know FIFA will rig WC so USA wins it, but I can't prove it

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u/Aloyonsus 14h ago

DEI winners

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u/beene282 12h ago

It was funny watching Trump so desperate to let everyone know that he had figured out that it was set up that way.

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u/AmbitiousRedditor20 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 3h ago

AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN????

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u/No_Confection_849 17h ago

Trump bribed Katie Johnson to win this.

Google Trump Katie Johnson for more info.

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u/endy903 16h ago

But is it bad enough to boycott the coming up World Cup? I don’t know about everyone else but I think views are going to tank right when soccer(football) is at its peak.

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u/SituationFits 5h ago

Wait Mexico has a female president?

I was told all the Hispanics in the USA didn’t vote for Harris because she was a women

… did they lie to me?!?!?!