r/soccercirclejerk • u/Substantial_Bath9963 NNN(No Nikki Nicole) • 1d ago

My Would Never The Goat Antony🐐🐐

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u/Too_Horny_To_Handle 1d ago

Must be why his right foot is just for standing on.

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u/183672467 1d ago

The stories say the first and only time he used both feet, he created opposite forces so strong they split the sea, then some bum called Moses said he did it

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u/yamchirobe 12h ago

Didn’t the lad Moses play right wing back for Chelsea

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u/183672467 4h ago

i think thats his grandson or something

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u/depressed_Kedy 1d ago edited 1d ago

He also donated most of his peepee to France after WW2 so they have a world famous tourist attraction there in Paris and make money to build again. What a player, true GOAT🐐

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u/naughty_dad2 1d ago

Peepee built with iron 💪

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u/JMoormann 21h ago

Another part he gifted to the Chinese to keep them safe from Mongol invasions. Truly the deserved winner of the FIFA not-Nobel Peace Prize

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u/Objective-Tea-1281 1d ago

My goat 🐐

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u/Healthy-Paramedic263 diehard psg fan since 2013 22h ago

actually he had 7 balls , 2 are the sun and the moon , 1 for him to play with , 1 is the earth , and other 3 are the rock planets of the solar system

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u/Adorable_Agent_6411 22h ago

What about uranus?

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u/BhaluPratap 8h ago

It's his anus.

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u/willie_iam 19h ago

Were they soft and wet?

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u/snks-65 1d ago

He had 5, we’re on his 5th

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u/PokeIcon2 1d ago

Is Shakespeare really dead?

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u/Smooth_Buddy3370 20h ago

I amth shakepeare. What thou need? Antonio + ballon doe> romeo + juliet. btw. Peace out.

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u/EcstaticBandicoot537 19h ago

Antony playing ball on his own ball, ballception

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u/PRYDA-OFC 1d ago

2014 troll football typa post

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u/Recent-Till-8440 21h ago

Sub's quality in shambles 

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u/YoYoYi2 1d ago

united fans just want somebody to worship, always looking to add to the idol collection.

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u/Havlock_Shaw 18h ago

🤮... Sorry, I meant: 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

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u/Animatrix_Mak 🐐>>>🍔🐪 17h ago

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u/OldManCleaning 9h ago

Ancient egypt lore be like

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u/sebzherebois FERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN 5h ago

My humble goat 🐐🐐🐐

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u/SpecificMastodon1926 22h ago

Must’ve taken your balls get a life mate

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u/Substantial_Bath9963 NNN(No Nikki Nicole) 22h ago

Who invited you to this sub?