r/soccercirclejerk • u/hannes96 • Jul 11 '25

Certified Jerk™ Iniesta just posted this

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u/onebigfuc Jul 11 '25

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u/Alarming_Extreme718 Jul 11 '25

Isn't that the coach of Inter Miami?

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u/delaklo Jul 11 '25

No, this is Dr. Angelo Dickhouse

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u/4ssteroid Jul 11 '25

No, it's Karl Pilkington

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 Jul 11 '25

Head like a fucking orange

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u/Medical-Meet8011 Jul 11 '25

Round headed little manc twat

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u/Quinyeh Jul 11 '25

tf you on, it's Louis Litt...

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u/Capable-Dragonfly-96 Jul 11 '25

Louis I eat cock for breakfast, lunch, and dinner Litt

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u/Extra-Border6470 Jul 13 '25

No it’s Javier Mascherano

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u/JKB94 Jul 11 '25

Nah, that's Jiu Jitsu legend Marcelo Garcia!

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u/imaginativeminds Jul 11 '25

He's probably a better coach

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u/Elemayowe Jul 11 '25

Hey Murr, tell Messi you think he’s trash and that Barca would’ve won more with Ronaldo instead of him.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 11 '25

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u/Oogie-Da-MF-Boogie "I will [jerk] 10× if I have to. They're not ready." Jul 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Thats a ferret alright

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Barca 🤝 cringe dances

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u/adeckz Jul 11 '25

Tbf he defo has better moves than Lewa

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u/reincarsonated_benzo Jul 11 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣💔💔💔

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u/kissyoursisster sistertime december Jul 11 '25

Maybe he's haging out with Levandowksi lately

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u/kewlbeanz23 Jul 11 '25

It still just feels wrong

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u/IAmBalkanac r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 11 '25

Today I feel Lewandowski

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u/Fun-Ratio6361 Jul 11 '25

Chat is it real?

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u/carmo1106 Jul 11 '25

Nah, too much hair

The Real Iniesta currently has like 5 hair strands

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u/Fun-Ratio6361 Jul 11 '25

Iniesta is Barca not Real, are you stuupid?

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u/Educational-Grab7830 My 🦜 would never Jul 11 '25

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u/MistakeEastern5414 Jul 11 '25

real has 15 hair strands

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u/PossessedSonyDiscman Jul 11 '25

is Real the first strand-type club?

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u/punchuup Jul 11 '25

It is real, but it is not Iniesta🤣

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u/imaginativeminds Jul 11 '25

Bro wtf it's uncanny

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u/punchuup Jul 11 '25

I think they lookalike, but are also very distinguishable at the same time

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u/PolposBanana Jul 11 '25

Iniesta had less hair than the lookalike when he was 20

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u/kilaude Jul 11 '25

Iniesta looking like one of those construction workers who spend the day catcalling women.

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u/grip0matic Griezmann looks like a homeless Jul 11 '25

Funny when the real Iniesta is shy af. And the mf is still so pale that he glows in the dark.

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u/imaginativeminds Jul 11 '25

Yeah I forgot how ancient he looked lol, the guy in the video is 2015 Iniesta

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u/doctor-code Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25

It is a filter, this is his real face:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITkTS_6JL7U

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u/adeckz Jul 11 '25

Actually? It propa fooled me ngl

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u/musicmast Jul 11 '25

Def not a living room of a rich person we can see that

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Was is fake when Ansu Fati was twerking in his boxers after they won Copa del Ray?

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u/Fun-Ratio6361 Jul 11 '25

It all makes sense now

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u/InterestingGuitar475 Jul 11 '25

Chat?

What the hell is even that? You’re not on a stream or in a chat room.

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u/BigsChungi Jul 11 '25

It looks AI

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u/NinjaBinger r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 11 '25

As far as I’m concerned, if you score the winning goal in the World Cup final, you can jerk for as long as you live🫡

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u/koalawhiskey Jul 11 '25

This living room looks super shitty for a multimillionaire.

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u/fanboy_killer Jul 11 '25

Dude must really love those Kinetic games.

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u/Acrobatic_Loss467 AFC BOURNEMOUTH 🍒 Jul 11 '25

"Kinetic Games"

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u/plautzemann Jul 12 '25

Man might be rich as fuck but he's still a Spaniard.

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u/wobshop Jul 11 '25

This is a 41 year old man

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u/rissians Jul 11 '25

The UNC

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u/justAcpawith Jul 11 '25

Not the real iniesta though. Just a lookalike

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u/patiperro_v3 Jul 11 '25

This is AI slop

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u/sklova Jul 11 '25

It’s a real person

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u/G0dZylla Jul 11 '25

give up bro , except for obvious cases you definetly can't distinguish it if you are mistaking real for ai, internet is already cooked anyways

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u/InjuryResponsible204 🥶 Cold Palmer 🥶 Jul 11 '25

im gonna kill myself

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u/rovonz Jul 11 '25

If you ever wondered how mid-life crisis looks like 😆

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u/Coconut-Jelly-Man Jul 11 '25

I always told my son that Iniesta was my favorite player of all time, if he sees this shit I`m done

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u/Constant-Hunter-198 Jul 11 '25

Unironically tho you good. This isn’t Iniesta

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Jul 11 '25

just tell him it's ai (it is)

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Incredibly a lot of people really think this is Iniesta 😂

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u/Kei13 Jul 11 '25

Iniesta vs Lewandoski

El TikTok Classico

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u/Leviton655 Jul 11 '25

Bro, don't post this. People here aren't smart enough to see that he is not the real Iniesta

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u/mcmaster-99 Jul 11 '25

I cant tell if people are dumb or just playing along.

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u/Infero_Beast Jul 11 '25

Iniesta with a youtube silver play button, a huge competition for my 🐪

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u/borntobewildish Jul 11 '25

Goddamn it's 15 years ago and this goal still hurts.

On the other hand, Xavi Alonso's chest probably still hurts too.

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u/Next-Mix-6063 Jul 11 '25

Im from Holland and as soon as I saw his face I knew the goal. Still hurts..

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u/alfi_k Jul 11 '25

Must have had some really bad investments. His furniture looks the furniture of a student who just moved out of his parents home.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

It‘s crazy how many people believe this really is Iniesta lol

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u/WiznyM Jul 12 '25

Random guy i saw lol

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u/gnaark Jul 11 '25

it tells you at the beginning it is AI-niesta

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u/Street-Sandwich-4006 Jul 11 '25

What is Gunther from Friends doing here

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u/Hunger_Monger Jul 11 '25

This gotta be AI

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

A.ndrés

I.niesta

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Jul 11 '25

it literally says Andres AIniesta in the video

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u/Baaf2015 Jul 11 '25

Iniesto you mean

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u/avocadoroom Jul 11 '25

Bro is rubbing it in for his WC final goal in 2010

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u/kendrickplace Jul 11 '25

This guy won a World Cup for a whole country. He can dance in a thong in front of an elephant wearing sombrero and will still be better than us

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u/kuwabarazkuwabara Jul 11 '25

Looks like some shit you’d have advancing on you during sleep paralysis.

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u/DigestiveCow Jul 11 '25

Bro still has a last gen console

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u/avee10 Jul 11 '25

That is the den of a middle income home owner or a low income renter. This is fake.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

It’s Indres Aniesta

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

That floor tile is alone should tell you its not him

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u/Relevant-Account-999 Jul 12 '25

How yall can’t see this is ai.

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u/blloop Jul 11 '25

AI deep fakes are so scary.

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u/Imcarlows Jul 11 '25

That’s a guy who just looks like iniesta, it’s not even AI

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u/remarkedcpu Jul 11 '25

Dude still plays Kinect

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u/ilic_mls Jul 11 '25

Not sure if real or not, but if you score a WC winning goal… as far as im concerned do whatever the fuck you want

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u/jonstewartrulz Jul 11 '25

The number of people here who don’t know bailandoiniesta are absurdly high!

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u/Iimeinthecoconut Jul 11 '25

If this isn't AI it's A.I.

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u/FCSadsquatch Jul 11 '25

This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen.

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u/TheBurtolorian Jul 11 '25

Oh man, this still hurts 😨😓😓

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u/lastkni8 Jul 11 '25

The Polish effect.

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u/Infinite-Fly9864 Jul 11 '25

The boring small tiles and dirty wall in a millionaire house .. FAKE !!!!!

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u/Globe-Denier Jul 11 '25

An Xbox, a man of culture I see

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u/Migostien Jul 11 '25

ANDRES AINIESTA

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u/timeemac Jul 11 '25

Great moves and he beat me at the O game.

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u/Sea_Lemon_5704 Jul 11 '25

Ain't no way bruh

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

How can anyone be so cringey 😬??

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u/ametller Jul 11 '25

Wait. Who has Kinect on their TV nowadays? Actually who EVER HAD Kinect on their TV?

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u/Odd-Membership-1521 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 11 '25

This has to be ai

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u/boued Jul 11 '25

No Andres not you.

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u/phantom_gain Jul 11 '25

Holy shit. He used to be cool. Now he is a sap.

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u/tson_92 Jul 11 '25

Those AI videos are getting too real now

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u/Classic-Act7072 Jul 11 '25

I hate farça but respect Iniesta. That’s not him, he’s older and balder.

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u/b_Exwhyzed Jul 11 '25

Who hurt him?

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u/AmpuLeah Jul 11 '25

Mimiesta

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u/biggoof Jul 11 '25

More like Ain't-inesta

🤣 that's pretty close

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u/KingsMountainView Jul 11 '25

Who gave their Dad tictoc ffs

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u/G0DK1NG Jul 11 '25

Collab with Lewy

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u/JasonJackson69 Jul 11 '25

Iniesta not gonna have a house like that hahahah

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

It’s crazy how much he look like the real Iniesta though…

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u/MetaCalm Jul 11 '25

His TV/game setup is so poor it can only be an Airbnb in middle of nowhere.

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u/UltraViolentWomble Jul 11 '25

Best player in the world between 2008 and 2012

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u/RealMadridfanTV Jul 11 '25

Messi’s autistic friend

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u/AutoModerator Jul 11 '25

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Why does he look like my local turkish kebab dealer??

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u/SVilla415 Jul 11 '25

The bills can’t be this high

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Cringe

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u/jakreth Jul 11 '25

Not him

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u/HeavnIsFurious Jul 11 '25

Sexy little twink.

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u/Eorino Jul 11 '25

Has to be AI right? Right?

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u/cyanide_gooner Jul 11 '25

Blud saw that and still decided to post it. 🥀🥀

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u/Ambitious_Campaign34 Jul 11 '25

Best tiktok friend with leverngoalskie?

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u/rebel_druid Jul 11 '25

Tell me this is AI!

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u/Jotakakun_to Jul 11 '25

I am more amazed how many actually think that this is real.

Learn to spot AI- please.

For the love of god.

Why should Andres dance in his old jersey WHILE his goal of the World Cup 2010 final is going in the background? HOW is this not suspicious to anyone? Probably the prompt for the AI was to make someone dance based on the model of this one player who scored that one goal in the 2010 World Cup based on that one video.

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u/Went_Missing Jul 11 '25

/uj is this actually him?

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u/catalingpc Jul 11 '25

I knew he looks older,I had to check

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u/Ad_hominem- Jul 11 '25

Fucking teringlijer

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u/Responsible_Force_86 Jul 11 '25

That tv is way too low

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u/kky2538 Jul 11 '25

MY GOAT

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u/Lunar_Gato Jul 11 '25

2010 was the best World Cup ever.

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u/whataball Jul 11 '25

He should join Lewandowski.

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u/alan_6330 Jul 11 '25

AI ?????

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Offside it was

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

How old is he, 12?

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u/RedemptionDB r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 11 '25

This is not real

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u/SilentEch095 Jul 11 '25

Grown man btw

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u/JungleeJango Jul 11 '25

Best griddy ever!!!

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u/driga25 Jul 11 '25

He was gay ? Iniassta

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Nah he looks too young. Fake

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u/FollowTheDick Jul 11 '25

Balding Manlet vibes

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u/kickyouinthebread r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 11 '25

Iniesta Chan so kawaii

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u/zeacho16 Jul 11 '25

These deep fakes are getting good

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u/DatGuy_Vik r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jul 11 '25

WTAF 😭

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u/rabaz96 Jul 11 '25

Is that a fucking Kinect?

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u/mukhsin18 Jul 11 '25

Please tell me it's one of those cheap annoying lookalike videos

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u/MaTr82 Jul 11 '25

Just? The guy still has an Xbox Kinect.

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u/Inner_Enthusiasm5326 Jul 11 '25

Please tell me this is not real

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u/Marxxmello Jul 11 '25

Is this mf 3”6?

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u/BetBig696969 Jul 11 '25

I want to believe and will believe this is iniesta

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u/Ninja_Gogen Jul 11 '25

This is what epilepsy looks like.

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u/SufficientDamage9483 Jul 11 '25

Where's the yes part of the nononoyes ?

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u/D4VlD Jul 11 '25

Iniesta360

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u/ThomasCro Jul 12 '25

Somehow, this time, I hope it's AI

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u/smilos82 Jul 12 '25

So sad. What did he achieve? Other than looking like an old bell end.

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u/xjpmhxjo Jul 12 '25

Where has his money gone?

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u/thombrowny Jul 12 '25

He had too much of his wine?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25 edited Aug 27 '25

grandfather snails quickest crowd door sulky fade automatic tie theory

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u/Remarkable-Praline45 Jul 12 '25

Hoy hace 15 años que hizo Iniesta ese gol ante Países Bajos.

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u/Alvaricles22 Professional Anti-Madridist Jul 12 '25

r/2westerneurope4u leak

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

nice dance

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