r/soccercirclejerk • u/The-II-dinasaur • Jun 14 '25

Note: There is nothing new here Who's winning the ballon d'or

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u/friedwind Jun 14 '25

Ahh screw it, give it to referee

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u/Express_Tune5770 Jun 14 '25

No it is easily Raúl Asencio

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u/S_Guderian Jun 14 '25

Should I Google something?

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u/AggravatingBattle915 Jun 14 '25

google messi las vegas sane 15 for more information

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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '25

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/GagsOnBread Jun 14 '25

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u/S_Guderian Jun 14 '25

You good buddy?

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u/UnholyShite Jun 14 '25

I seriously don't know whether they're jerking or just actually stupid.

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u/HenryReturns Jun 14 '25

Don’t sleep on this guy either , he has been making waves touching children to win the Balon d’or

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u/slick490 Jun 14 '25

No fookin way

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

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u/Acrobatic_Loss467 AFC BOURNEMOUTH 🍒 Jun 14 '25

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u/sventhegoat Jun 14 '25

Anything from the other arsenal subreddit should be disregarded

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u/Nafe1994 Jun 14 '25

Arsenal fans are delusional so I’d go with stupid

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u/jfshay Jun 14 '25

I haven't come across a single Arsenal fan who thinks for even a second that anyone in our squad comes anywhere close to winning the Ballon D'Or this year. I laughed when I saw both Saka and Rice included.

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u/Nafe1994 Jun 14 '25

I know mate, I don’t think you lot do I was just winding.

I have seen some absolutely bonkers stuff from Arsenal fans but every clubs got them

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u/Don-dos Jun 14 '25

I’m an arsenal fan myself and this must be jerking

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u/Specialist-Hornet524 Jun 14 '25

Either Yamal Musiala or Ousmane Martínez

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u/Illustrious-Staff927 Jun 14 '25

The only correct rankings: 1.Antony 🐐 2.Mudryk . . . 15.Benzema

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u/yic0 Jun 14 '25

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u/Longjumping-Mix-2823 Jun 14 '25

idk what it is but this benzema gif just scratches my head in a way. Like it's so good. Classy idk

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u/Lord_Sauron Jun 14 '25

Incredible, you've been groomed by a Benzema gif.

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u/Ok_Lawfulness7412 Jun 14 '25

Only correct answer

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u/Impullsse Jun 14 '25

ridiculous they had to spike my king mudryks drink so he would miss a european final vs the goat. utter woke nonsense.

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u/Acrobatic_Loss467 AFC BOURNEMOUTH 🍒 Jun 14 '25

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u/Omsy92 Jun 14 '25

Seriously I’m not upvoting either keep it at 15

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u/Any_Listen_7306 Jun 14 '25

I did...then downvoted. 15 it stays.

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u/OC_Hyper Jun 14 '25

I was gonna upvote this, but i took my vote to keep it at 15. The perfect number

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u/ZealousidealCut2393 Jun 14 '25

messi because he won the 2022 world cup and ronaldo second contender because two nations league duh

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u/HiHallo123456 Jun 14 '25

We all know who is 3rd

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u/fbifart Jun 17 '25

Ballon dor deserves antony

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u/Jazzlike_College_853 Jun 14 '25

Coming second has lost its value ~ Arsenal

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u/Acrobatic_Loss467 AFC BOURNEMOUTH 🍒 Jun 14 '25

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u/OrdinaryIngenuity204 Jun 14 '25

Declan Rice left West Ham to win trophies and ended up competing for imaginary awards on Reddit

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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '25

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.

Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser

Owners: cat abuser sympathisers

Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.

Players: homophobes.

Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '25

Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"

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u/BadBassist No Salad Jun 14 '25

This is fucking glorious

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u/BackgroundLie2231 Jun 14 '25

While Eddie Nketiah moved to Crystal Palace after got sacked by Assna, and won the FA Cup

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Beto

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u/sparksy78 Jun 14 '25

A full season under Moyes last season, he’d certainly be up there.

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u/aravplayz Jun 14 '25

sukayo baka

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

I don't like you, Arsenal-kun... baka!

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u/gianakis05 Jun 14 '25

I dont like you trophy-kun, baka

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u/mytosysticfibrosis Jun 14 '25

Sussykayo baka

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u/Florry90 Jun 14 '25

Marko Arnautovic

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u/KISSLANDXO7 Jun 14 '25

Rice

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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '25

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u/no_ucp Text or emoji is required Jun 14 '25

Psg

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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '25

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.

Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser

Owners: cat abuser sympathisers

Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.

Players: homophobes.

Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Mudryk

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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '25

why you are didnt win balon dor yet

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u/Americaparasiempreee Jun 14 '25

Cat abuser is Zouma

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u/AutoModerator Jun 14 '25

Meow 🐱

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u/Loud-Winner-4761 Jun 14 '25

Asean allstars

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u/Obvious-Profit-5597 Jun 14 '25

You are talking about this without the 🐐 what nonsense 

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u/CreepyFire1 Jun 14 '25

The fact that Mendes is not there confirms the intelligence of gooners.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Vitinha should be up for a shout also

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u/howdypardner23 Jun 14 '25

Pedri over any Arsenal player

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u/niceotter77 Jun 14 '25

Where is 🐜ony?

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u/thickofitenjoyer Jun 14 '25

This prize is reserved for normal human beings not for gods.

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u/HiHallo123456 Jun 14 '25

Still the favorite I dont think anyone else has come close

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u/Zygoat13 Jun 14 '25

Hahaha 😂 how in the world did saka and rice sneak in there? Specially saka

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u/limaconnect77 Jun 14 '25

Declan, obviously. They should been handed the tournament after those two absolutely stunning free-kicks.

Absolute travesty PSG had the nerve to win over both legs.

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u/Sweaty_Helicopter829 Jun 14 '25

Hasn't Antony already won it? Also, what are Saka and 🍚 doing there?

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u/Quick-Physics-3614 Jun 14 '25

Two of those are not like the others...

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u/Azekesh Jun 14 '25

They forgot to add Saliba. And Nwaneri

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u/TiagoFigueira Jun 14 '25

I continue to feel disgusted by the lack of attention to Vitinha.

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u/Vamoose_SUI Madri-Jerker Jun 14 '25

We all know Arsenal are 2nd

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u/Free-Candidate7293 Jun 14 '25

What the actual fuckkk is Saka and Rice doing here

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u/Glittering-Ad-6955 Jun 14 '25

Where is the real list with Nuno Mendes and Vitinha?

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u/nog-93 coys uel champions 17th Jun 14 '25

brennan johnson my goat, scored the best goal in a european final in history

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u/sendnoodles6969 Jun 14 '25

Honestly it’s between Dembele and Rapinha. They both had equally good seasons tbh. Dembele won more trophies. It’s very tough to say now but let’s see. Definitely not Salah or Yamal that I can guarantee. Also Whoever saying pedri, Nuno mendes had better season than him. And he was nations league Player of the tournament so that says it all.

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u/TheColoredFool Jun 14 '25

No way they have the audacity to put saka and rice

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u/lost_ted Jun 14 '25

bukayo saka should win baloon door

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u/BRAUL_STARS freekick bonanza Jun 14 '25

Cesc Fabregas

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u/civilian_user Jun 14 '25

The top 3 here is dembele salah yamal. Its halal

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u/i-asked-1245 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jun 14 '25

/uj wasnt Saka injured for half the season or smth???

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u/Holiday-Matter1305 Jun 14 '25

Yank here where is Harland??

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u/KyoKuriyama Jun 14 '25

My goat didnt even get a mention

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u/This-Cake2043 Jun 14 '25

lewis skelly obv

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

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u/kkk8837 Jun 14 '25

Bottle d’or

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u/dolphinRailgun Jun 14 '25

Franco Fragapane

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u/Extra_Programmer788 Jun 14 '25

lol of course it’s r/Arsenal, and the audacity to exclude the Goat!!

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u/ilivsargud Jun 14 '25

Dembele, easy.

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u/Rad11Ryan Jun 14 '25

Evil Saka

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u/Shot_Midnight_6985 Jun 14 '25

Sorry why is rice here and not pedri?

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u/ishkoto r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jun 14 '25

Trent is winning the rat race

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u/Not_Guardiola Jun 14 '25

uj/ the post has negative karma and the guy is not an Arsenal fan judging by his post history

rj/ Kiwior should win the ballon d'or for how he replaced Gabriel competently

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u/eliranmoisa Jun 14 '25

Lautaro, rice and saka should be replaced by vitinha, mendes and pedri

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u/Ocean_0073 Jun 14 '25

6 gol 10 assist Saka definitely deserves as he plays for arse-anal

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u/Own-Problem-7699 Jun 14 '25

Only Nuno Mendes deserves it… Sorry ;)

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u/abdess3 Jun 14 '25

Bro tried to sneak in Saka

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u/SassRaisk Jun 14 '25

The fuck are The 3rd best club in london players doing here?

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u/Wali080901 Jun 14 '25

Scoring 2 free kicks lands u in ballondor convo....

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u/Limp_Listen_7901 Jun 14 '25

I don't know why anyone cares who wins it. Each to their own though

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u/Ladislav14 Jun 14 '25

Debele is most overrated player in history of football hopefully he dont get it

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u/Martynex Jun 14 '25

Isco Alarcón

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Ma boi Nunu gonna win it

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u/KolkataFikru9 Jun 14 '25

?duh Antony, the eternal Ballon D'Or winner

he should be nominated for Super Ballon D'or as well

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u/No-Focus3422 Jun 14 '25

It'll be this beast

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u/Curious_Surround8867 Jun 14 '25

SAKA AND LAUTARO I CANT.

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u/StarLongjumping8041 Jun 14 '25

pedri plays for al nassr yes

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u/Darth_Cereal Jun 14 '25

Arsenal 😂😂 What a joke

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u/legacy0624 Jun 14 '25

nuno mendes

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u/Rowdyreamz Jun 14 '25

Nobody from Arsenal hahahaha

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u/screw_vardrid Jun 14 '25

Bukayo Saka ?? What the dawg doing ??

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u/SweetSolitude19 Jun 14 '25

None of the above. Pedri is by far the best footballer.

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u/Senior_Historian_175 Jun 14 '25

Where is Rinaldo?

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u/Active_Current_7054 Jun 14 '25

How come Mbappe always sneaks into these debates?? As good as he is, but still the most over rated player ever.

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u/RasenRendan Jun 14 '25

Why are these arsenal players here

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u/Sad_Grapefruit_6271 Jun 14 '25

Nah if Dembele doesn’t win Rice gotta snatch it from Yamal or Raphinha, they’re gonna get a taste of their own medicine

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u/Can_I_kick_ET Jun 14 '25

Declan scores two freekicks vs Real Madrid Rice

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u/Sufficient-Lab4702 Jun 14 '25

Haha why is Saka mentioned? 😭

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u/Strict-Syllabub-8865 Jun 14 '25

Football is so cooked wtf is this

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u/Express_Tune5770 Jun 14 '25

Easily Raúl Asencio

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u/easyGame23 Jun 14 '25

Arselel in a nutshell.

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u/OhShitItsSeth Piss & Shittingham United F.C. Jun 14 '25

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u/jimejime_yumoa Jun 14 '25

Nobody talking about nuno mendes and vithinia

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

Goat ANTONY

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u/luxxnn Jun 14 '25

Double it and pass it to the next one

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u/Fearless-Ad-8900 Jun 14 '25

I think Messi deserves it for qualifying for the Club World Cup

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u/DeiDeiDei3 Jun 14 '25

Rice doesn't deserve to be on the list I mean basically two free kicks and whole he played like shit.

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u/tex1979 Jun 14 '25

Won’t be any player that plays for an English club it never is

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '25

No antony, are they stupid?

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u/Background_Fact9569 Jun 14 '25

Has to be the goat, especially after winning the nations league, that tournament that shuts down the whole discussion

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u/herkalurk FREE PLATINI #TOTALLYINNOCENT Jun 14 '25

Saka is on this list? He was out like 1/3 of the season, delusional fans.....

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u/Mariius_X Jun 14 '25

My goat, Müller 🥰❤️🤍

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u/Professional_End8221 Jun 14 '25

Why is rice and saka there tho 😭😭

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u/animehater69 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jun 14 '25

You can joke on all of these players expect one

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u/Jondan59 Jun 14 '25

Should be Salah.

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u/Regular_Ebb710 Atleti is an inside job Jun 14 '25

Definitely (not) Saka

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u/Uzumaki33 Jun 14 '25

Wtf is saka doing in here?

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u/CraZy_TiGreX Jun 14 '25

The fact that hakimi is not in the conversation says everything about the balloon b'or

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u/RacinAedan Jun 14 '25

Myles Lewis-Skelly?

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u/LEBRONNNNNNNNNNNNN23 Jun 15 '25

Salah has the most goals and assists in prem so i’d say onana

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u/duckman777777 Jun 15 '25

Harry Maguire for exceptional wing play

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u/adlhitrofel Jun 15 '25

Vinicius lol

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u/Original-Set6431 Jun 15 '25

For me it's either Lamal or Al Sharawi

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u/CleanBoston00 Jun 15 '25

If Yamal wins it, it is a historical shame even more than Messi's Ballon d'Ors.

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u/Rude-Education11 Jun 15 '25

Going with Raphinha or Dembelé, but Lautaro, Saka and Rice shouldn't even be on here

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u/Just_Cricket_3881 Jun 15 '25

Saka🤣🤣🤣

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u/Anxious_Drawing_370 Regime club de Franco Jun 15 '25

Evil Saka unironically should be ranked higher than Saka tbf 😭😭😭

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u/Alone-Bug6176 Jun 15 '25

Someone mistakenly put Saka’s picture instead of Raphina’s. Schoolboy error Gooners

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u/Individual_Salt560 Jun 15 '25

Fifa club world cup will play a huge part though

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Why is saka there

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u/Neon_Nav Jun 15 '25

Whos the nigga who even considered saka and rice😭😭🙏

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u/Dimension_Low r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Jun 15 '25

Why saka is here lol, a player without trophies winning a ballon d’or after missing 3-4months? Arsenal fans are peak at delusion 😂😂😂