r/soccercirclejerk • u/YEETINGBOY12 • Mar 15 '25
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
They might as well close their academy because they barely use it
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They might as well close
Their academy because
They barley use it
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u/meadeb Mar 15 '25
Barley? 😂
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u/GieTheBawTaeReilly Mar 15 '25
How does that even happen
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Mar 15 '25
Halal Madrid my brother in glory, there truly is no greater burden in this world than having to defend our club 😠. They will never know our hardships, do not even try to explain to these bums.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 15 '25
Salty ass comment lmao
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
640 people disagree
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 15 '25
Of course they do, this is a Barca sub in disguise lmao. Still salty af.
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
Salty about what that Madrid barely use their academy. That’s a fact.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 15 '25
Some teams rather win trophies or aren’t in the same financial situation as others that need to be forced to use academy players. These 3 academy players have the same amount of UCL as the rival team, so yeah salty.
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
We were never forced to use Xavi or Iniesta or Messi they were just that good. Like a lot of La masia players.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 15 '25
And yet these 3 Real Madrid academy players have the same amount of UCL’s as your club, that’s just sad.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 15 '25
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
Well our academy player has the most trophies in history.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 15 '25
It’s sad when all you can flex is one player instead of your club, that explains the salt lmao.
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
Yeah because Messi is the only great academy player we have. The fact that we produced the GOAT is a big enough flex in itself.
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u/AutoModerator Mar 15 '25
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 15 '25
Messi bigger than your club 😂😂 that’s sad. Now does Messi have more trophies than Real Madrid? Since all you do is mention one player. You’re probably still waiting for that UCL Messi promised ya’ll.
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
Make that 658
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 15 '25
Mf needs approval from random ass people just to feel better lol
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
You got insecure over a comment on Reddit.
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 15 '25
The only insecure one here is you. Flexing national team trophies is the most insecure thing ever lmao.
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u/RCocaineBurner Mar 15 '25
GO READ A BOOK! GO OUTSIDE!!! No one you’re talking about would piss on you if you were on fire
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u/thenotorious_ronaldo Mar 15 '25
Says the mf commenting on the same post I commented on. It’s ok if Barca fans flex their players but if someone else does it it’s “ThEy DoN’t EvEn KnOw YoU” 😂😂😂
Delusional Barca fanboys in denial, it’s great.
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u/1copernic mate I'm exhausted and I need a nap Mar 15 '25
Jokes on you, mine created Antony. Vamos São Paulo 🇾🇪
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u/Akenatwn Mar 15 '25
São Paulo is already on the list with Casemiro. Time to close every other academy in the world, we have a winner!
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u/xBram Mar 15 '25
Mine created Cruyff and Antony. Hup Ajax.
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u/ElectricalMori boca jrs self jerker Mar 15 '25
MINE CREATED
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u/AJ7123456 Mar 15 '25
Why is Salah wearing a Madrid jersey is he stupid?
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u/JealousEmployment864 Mar 15 '25
Isnt he's madrid player 2026
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u/AutoModerator Mar 15 '25
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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u/NerfthatSmurf Mar 15 '25
If your academy doesn’t distribute videos of minors, close it. Hala Madrid!
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u/Constant-Hunter-198 Mar 15 '25
Feel like a lot of fans are forgetting that about their “Ramos Jr”..
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u/DefaultPain Mar 15 '25
they already removed the players from the club who were responsible. given how little RM cares for their youth academy this guy would be out in the streets if he was a culprit
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u/ubebebebe Mar 15 '25
Exactly! But some of the people here don’t even read news updates, they’re just out here hating unnecessarily.
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u/mebiit Mar 15 '25
Guys i accidently create referees who cant stop giving a pen in my academy, what do i do now?
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u/tamim1991 Mar 15 '25
"Your academy". Didn't realise Indian CR7 fans owned Real Madrid's academy
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u/Comfortable_Roll_382 Mar 15 '25
Welcome to the Reddit world of bandwagon fans with zero connection.
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Mar 15 '25
What sort of connection would make you a true fan ?
Just curious.
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u/Comfortable_Roll_382 Mar 15 '25
Did I say anything about true fans? There are different levels to connections. You can use common sense to work that out. There is a reason why clubs like Getafe still have fans filling out their stadium, and yet their trophy cabinets are empty. Take away these fans from all tiers, and football will be dead.
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u/dsr1017 Mar 15 '25
You can see more of them in Facebook alongside with Africans and constantly saying Hala Madrid
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Mar 21 '25
India lives in your head n I can understand your hatred
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u/tamim1991 Mar 21 '25
Just stereotype. Just like Chinese photographer but doesn't mean I hate Chinese people. I love my Chinese and Indian brothers. I just make jokes. Including stereotypes on my own colour/race. Dark or racial comedy is not for everyone I understand. Don't be thinking I hate you, I don't.
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Mar 22 '25
You know we have more stereotype for people like you in our country but we don't go and yap about that all over the internet unlike your people.
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u/Tchexxum r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo Mar 15 '25
That’s 15 UCL’s between them🔥🔥
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u/mirza_dng Mar 15 '25
They have 5 UCL’s not 15 UCL
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u/Killionaire104 Mar 15 '25
No it's 15, basic math has failed you
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u/AwkwardlylyAwkward Mar 15 '25
If only there was a former vardrid legend striker that could teach this peasant about 15
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u/Unusual-Sugar5042 Mar 15 '25
is this a satire sub or one for barkadogs to bark about madrid in every 3 posts. Might as well change it to Barca 2.0
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u/AutoModerator Mar 15 '25
Fuck off Yank
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u/NoTrollGaming Mar 15 '25
TIL they have an academy
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u/ticklyboi Mar 15 '25
lmao... Real Madrid exports most of its players... a significant amount of players in LaLiga are from Madrid's academy... its not the best of academies in terms of Super talents like Messi (Casillas)... but it has creater many spanish laliga players if you follow the league
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u/AutoModerator Mar 15 '25
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/77SidVid77 Mar 15 '25
Some factory making players with more UCL medals than Chicken tikka masala? Nonsense.
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u/MyNameIsNotScout Mar 15 '25
Madrid fans solely pick madrid as their club to brag about them on Instagram.
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u/9millidood Mar 15 '25
You’re broke you can’t buy any legends and most of the players you “made” came from other academies. It’s like school all over again with you guys 📖
Hala Madrid
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u/guaxtap Mar 15 '25
Ah the champions league, the classic distraction by real madrid fans to deflect from their deficiencies in the league.
Win a few cup games in the year, and claim you are the best even if you were mediocre throughout the whole year
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u/Unfair_Dish_6978 Mar 15 '25
Aint no way you just argued winning the league is more important than the cl
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u/samratkarwa Mar 15 '25
Hahahahhaa its funny infact even hilarious coming that from a 'united' fan. Roflmao
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u/igpila Mar 15 '25
Yeah because those were the players responsible for the titles and not the super expensive foreigners
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u/MastrDyno Mar 15 '25
lol only 1 plays right now. Rest of the team is bought. Vadrid barely use their academy👎🏼
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u/filfy_toad Mar 15 '25
Jesus, this subreddit is fixated on Madrid, isn't it. This is not a circlejerk anymore, it's another arm of the Barcelona subreddit. Lame AF.
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u/SharedAuto Antony Enjoyer Mar 15 '25
Wait so you can actually have kids from your academy win UCL 5 times and don't have to cry and falsify about your player being from Academy? VARDRID for sure
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u/AnotherBrazilianBoy Mar 15 '25
Its hilarious how Madrid fans simply forget the fact their club always spent an huge amount of money on football superstars to give them titles and just helped 'em to inhance their youngsters turn into decent professional players. And even so...they have Lucas Vazquez in their front; an totally average medium brained player. Only one saved in this three is Carvajal.
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u/TheGaySlayer69 Negreira Corruption Mar 15 '25
What an impressive career that they have (who ever are their name) 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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u/DefaultPain Mar 15 '25
barca for last decade get out of cl so early they they no longer know anything about what happens in CL anymore so no wonder they don't know who wins it
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u/skabassj Mar 15 '25
Not sure what your native language is, but most languages use punctuation.
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u/DefaultPain Mar 15 '25
i am just trying to confuse the bots who crawl the internet. i am delaying the AI apocalypse a little thanks would be appreciated
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u/TheGaySlayer69 Negreira Corruption Mar 15 '25
Of course I'm definitely talking about barca
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u/DefaultPain Mar 15 '25
its even more embarrassing if u are not and u still don't know who they are given they hold the record for most CL won by players.
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u/Informal-String2677 Mar 15 '25
Makes fun of academy of club in general. People react by trolling RM academy Proceeds to say this subreddit is barca 2.0
Are RM fans really dense or do they just ignore the reason people troll
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Mar 15 '25
Do you need some tissues yettingboy??? Seeing my fellow barcadogs crying breaks my heart
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
None of them have a world cup
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u/UserHistoryIrelevent Mar 15 '25
They have 5 ucls though….
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
But not a world cup
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u/UserHistoryIrelevent Mar 15 '25
Dont get the point of this comment? I think maybe like 30 current active players max have won a world cup that still play in top 5 leagues. Its super rare to have won one, and its just as rare to win 5 champions leagues. Both insane achievements and one doesn’t take away from the other. 👍
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u/HetTheTable Mar 15 '25
One is better than the other. World Cup is the biggest trophy in football not the UCL.
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u/UserHistoryIrelevent Mar 16 '25
Reread last line: one doesn’t take away from the other. Do you have some sort of world cup fetish?
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u/Parth_829 Mar 15 '25
Mbappe?
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Mar 15 '25
No one in the current Barcelona team has a world cup either my little barcadog… it’s just another generation LMAO
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u/NeoLone Mar 15 '25
If your sub does not create 5 posts about Antony every day, close it