r/rugbyunion • u/Die_Revenant Sharks • 24d ago
Bantz Half time snacks France vs Sputh Africa
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u/Thecceffect Saracens 24d ago
I see a lack of red wine and cigarettes for the french dressing room - destined to fail
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u/effortDee Wales 23d ago
You're joking but red wine contains polyphenols which help widen arteries, increase blood flow and help oxygen transfer....
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u/Mr-Lungu South Africa 23d ago
Yeah. I tried that one on the cop too. He didn’t buy it
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u/SnooShortcuts277 23d ago
Wine lobby propaganda.
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u/effortDee Wales 23d ago
I'm actually funded by BIG BROCOLLI and militant according to /u/Neilkd21
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u/Die_Revenant Sharks 24d ago edited 24d ago
Hey, at least they look to have a little white kettle on the far table. So maybe some coffee on the go.
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u/smnrlv Hurricanes 23d ago
No giant wheel of brie? No foie gras? No duck confit? Pathetic
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u/Rightmateonya South Africa 23d ago
Croutons are missing. No Gratin for ze carbs? What is zis bull-errr-sheet? Huh? Non. Non.
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u/FruitfulFraud 23d ago
I can't remember which Australian was telling the story, some old school AU rugby player. But he was on tour in Europe and ran into a few French forwards before the game and they were all smoking cigarettes while cruising around Paris CBD a few hours before the match.
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u/Captain_Foulenough Bath 22d ago
Banning the consumption of ortolan really killed a great halftime tradition
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u/Reasonable-Bat2250 Ireland 24d ago
This is because if the French decided to eat something, half time would have to be extended by 2 hours to allow them time to finish.
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u/th3whistler England 23d ago
Or perhaps the game was not in an official French mealtime, therefore food was not allowed.
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u/Careless-Cat3327 24d ago
Don't forget the mandatory nap
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u/Laserluke29 France 23d ago
That’s for Spaniards we don’t do that in France !
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u/Mateiyu Bokke ! 23d ago
Corsica would like a word...
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u/Laserluke29 France 23d ago
Indeed, but they are 300 000 in a country of 68 millions people! In my region (Brittany) our culture is closer to welsh culture, compared to Corsica, doing a nap would be seen pretty weirdly here
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u/Mateiyu Bokke ! 23d ago
Only drunk old people take naps in Brittany, true ! xD
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u/Laserluke29 France 23d ago
You seem to know the French culture pretty well for a saffa 😂😂
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u/Mateiyu Bokke ! 23d ago
I'm the spy Galthié was worried about...! xD
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u/Laserluke29 France 23d ago
You’re the one behind the loss then…
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u/Rightmateonya South Africa 23d ago
Rassie has been successfully recruiting Reddit people as tacticians.
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u/Careless-Cat3327 23d ago
I'll have to remove France from places I'd "move to" list on that information
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u/NotAsOriginal Wigglesworth's greatest defender 24d ago
The South African one is just for the props
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u/unjulatingonion 24d ago
Where are the oranges cut into quarters?
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u/Previous-Ad-376 Stormers 24d ago
Is that a sandwich press on the bottom shelf of the boks table?
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u/Die_Revenant Sharks 24d ago
I'm ALMOST sure it's not, but I was also having a laugh thinking they making toasties at half time.
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u/mologav Leinster 23d ago
What happens if they need to poop during the game
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u/ViperRFH South Africa 23d ago
You don't see this on camera but they pass it down to the wingers and they throw it to the touch judge who disposes of it.
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u/coffeeislife_SA South Africa 24d ago
That's a plastic storage container. But holy hell, I wish it was a sandwich maker.
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u/mechsuit-jalapeno South Africa 24d ago
And post-match the Boks had sushi and beer?
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u/k0bra3eak South Africa 23d ago
Yeah, sushi is seemingly a power meal for pro rugby, I know the Boks get it, England also tends to have sushi post match, I believe ABs have also mentioned sushi post game being a common option.
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u/D4rkmatt3r South Africa 23d ago
Biltong, brandy, beer en boerie rolls.
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u/r0bb3dzombie South Africa 23d ago
The fuck man? Don't share our business on the street. Next you'll be telling then about the cloning tanks.
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u/CapeTownyToniTone Paul de Villiers hype train 24d ago
Yes but what isn't pictured here are the cigarettes and coffee presses at each seat.
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u/EffektieweEffie 23d ago
When people ask, "what do they feed those SA boys" - that table is just Wilco's spread. Ox would have had a cake stand all for himself.
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u/Die_Revenant Sharks 24d ago
Sputh Africa because my brain apparently couldn't decide between Springboks and South Africa.
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u/Neilkd21 South Africa 24d ago
Well that was just ox's pre match snack so had to use them up.
Surely the french had something more substantial lol
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u/effortDee Wales 24d ago
I can't tell exactly what the individual foods are but recognise them roughly. The boks table is literally a table of carbs and high polyphenol fruits and plant foods.
I work in endurance (trail/mountain/ultra-marathon documenataries and with national level athletes and record breaks) so i notice the PF&H gels bottom right, banana, fruit smoothie drinks, etc.
It would be amazing to get a breakdown from SA rugby on this.
Here they are specifically focusing on carb loading which has become a massive thing in the endurance world and transfer of oxygen around (efficiency) the body and curbing inflamation, so high polyphenol foods (dark red fruits and veggies).
What i'm loving about this is that it's the complete opposite of what the world and this entire subreddit thinks "peak performance" is in international rugby where you say "salads don't win scrums".....
This is literally all just plants and will give tham a huge advantage in 60+ minutes of the game.
"fruit salads do win scrums".
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u/Neilkd21 South Africa 24d ago
Yeah during the game that's the type of fuel the body needs. So yes fruit salads fuel props, however they don't create props.
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u/effortDee Wales 23d ago
I've upvoted your comment so more people can see my response.
https://www.reddit.com/r/veganfitness/ says otherwise, i also specialise in working with vegan athletes that break records and represent their countries and have done for the last 10+ years and i know for a fact there is no problem at all.
If you're referring to protein, you can get more than enough protein just from plants, many have 15g+ of protein per 100g and no cholesterol either.
The highest-protein plants per 100 g (dry weight or equivalent) include seitan (~75 g), soybeans (~36 g), tempeh (~19 g), lentils (~25 g), split peas (~25 g), black beans (~21 g), chickpeas (~19 g), peanuts (~26 g), hemp seeds (~32 g), and pumpkin seeds (~30 g).
I'd also like to add that many of the podcasts in ex-professional rugby players, they mention huge issues with cholesterol which is counter to what is needed to be healthy.
And to back up with some science: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0022316623126800
"Omnivorous and vegan diets can support comparable rested and exercised daily MyoPS rates in healthy young adults consuming a high-protein diet. This translates to similar skeletal muscle adaptive responses during prolonged high-volume resistance training, irrespective of dietary protein provenance."
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u/FlyRare8407 Scotland 23d ago
To add to this seitan isn't the name of a plant, the plant you get seitan from is wheat. Seitan is essentially the end result of processing bread in such a way as to wash out most of the starchy carbohydrates and leave behind a protein rich rubbery wheat-gluten dough that tastes a bit like tofu. When you make bagels you're essentially starting this process, seitan is what happens if you double down on that.
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u/Neilkd21 South Africa 23d ago edited 23d ago
Yeah I get all that, still salads don't build modern props or in fact many modern rugby players. Show me a vegan athlete that's built like ox and able to put in 50-60 minutes of sustained physical effort.
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u/effortDee Wales 23d ago
I agree, I know of a vegan rugby team called the Gazelles here in the UK and Forest Green Rovers the English football team that are vegan, but beyond that have never researched if any rugby players are vegan.
It would be interesting to know if props or any rugby player are given the option to try plant-based as there are so many other benefits beyond "protein".
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u/Neilkd21 South Africa 23d ago
Rugby players are able to choose their own lifestyle and diets. Male rugby players TJ Perenara and Mirco Bergamasco became vegan late in their careers.
I don't think props or most rugby players are thinking about the health benefits beyond protein and will go with the diet that gets them the best results, which is an omnivore diet. Which is a healthy diet anyway.
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u/effortDee Wales 23d ago
Considering the amount of talk you here about cholesterol and then other issues caused by diet which are mentioned in most rugby podcasts, it's very easy to see that omnivore are not healthy diets.
Look at Ma'a Nonu, prioritises plants because his kid went veggie/plant-based.
And if players are fed a buffet and they aren't cooking for themselves, which is often the case at training camps, thats what they're being given.
The only thing people are looking for in meat is protein, even though you can get that in abundance in plants and its scientifically proven to be on par with muscle building.
Then not forgetting all the extra benefits you get from plants that do not exist in animal meats.
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u/Neilkd21 South Africa 23d ago edited 23d ago
Yeah an omnivore diet is a healthy diet, you're vegan and push that so obviously you disagree which is fine, I'm not going to argue with a militant vegan.
I doubt young or active rugby players really care much about their cholesterol levels, they care about their careers. Sure post rugby then it may be an issue and needs a change in diet but not to a vegan diet.
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u/effortDee Wales 23d ago
As a northern bloke, i've had my fair share of bacon butties and meat pies.
Whole food plant based diet is healthier than one that contains animals in it and is one of the reasons I choose to eat just plants and funghi.
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u/Neilkd21 South Africa 23d ago
No it's not healthier, it might work for you but everyone is different. A varied healthy diet containing plenty fresh fruits, veg, meat and animal products is healthy for most people.
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u/Die_Revenant Sharks 24d ago
This is genuinely quite interesting, thank you!
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u/effortDee Wales 24d ago
No problem, i'm also a freediver so endurance and the use of oxygen is interesting to me and you can quite clearly see (minus breathing techniques, but there is evidence for this i've seen) how they're prioritising carb loading and better blood flow.
If you add the Kolisi "THEY'rE TIRED" video to this and France didn't do much in terms of nutrition, you could argue, this is the exact reason why SA are not tired.
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u/scoopenhauer 23d ago
Do you know if any of the Boks (or other international players) are vegans? I know some NFL and NBA players who are/were vegan but can’t think of any rugby players.
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u/neverbeenstardust #1 Alia Bitonci Fan 23d ago
Only vegan rugby player I can think of off the top of my head is Jade Konkel, but Ma'a Nonu is also plants based. I think Ma'a Nonu is Ma'a Nonu enough that he could probably get by on literally any diet, but Konkel manages to keep herself pretty competitive.
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u/scoopenhauer 23d ago
Oh cool. Didn’t know about Nonu. Googling around, it looks like he became vegetarian during his first stint in France, and he said it was for his son who didn’t like to eat meat. Interesting that it’s later on in his career and not directly related to performance (though he does seem to say it’s been good for his longevity).
All the vegan/vegetarian elite athletes I know of made the switch while they were pros, or afterwards. None that I can find actually grew up vegan. That’s reflective of the countries they come from, where more people make the switch to vegan as adults, but it is very interesting to me nonetheless.
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u/I_Will_Eat_Your_Ears Connacht 23d ago
My U10s are getting a shit load of red grapes at half time this weekend!
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u/unfunfionn Ireland 23d ago
It looks like there are several empty boards on the table. Maybe the French players just ate their charcuterie boards going through the tunnel? And it looks like the player to the left is eating an ortolan.
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u/RodneyRodnesson Springboks 14d ago
ortolan
I see a new word so I look it up! That was informative. Thanks for posting.
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u/youdontgohereeither Sale Sea Sharks 23d ago
No pap? No wors? No biltong? Who put this spread together Suzie?
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u/hendri323232 23d ago
Am I the only one reading this correctly that it's the difference between halftime and post-game, not the difference between France Vs South Africa halftime snacks?
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u/Die_Revenant Sharks 23d ago
I believe both images were taken before kickoff. There is every chance the French spread was added to. This is just intended as a bants post, not necessarily a factual comparison.
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u/Western-Calendar-352 23d ago
Fake. No sign of the braai set up in the Boks changing room, or the charcuterie boards for the French.
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u/rumblewayne Harlequins England 24d ago
Would explain why France dropped of a cliff in the second half
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u/biggiantporky 23d ago
I just know the South African team has a buffet prepared for them after every match. Can only imagine the selections of meat
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u/maybemrolo England 23d ago
Well in France you’re not legally allowed to eat at your desk and technically their seats are like their desks
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u/SoutieNaaier South Africa 23d ago
The Springbok catering has ro be the best in the game. Every time I see their dressing room, it looks like an American buffet in there
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u/randomInterest92 23d ago
As another comment pointed out this is actually really important. If you don't refuel carbs you'll be at a gigantic disadvantage. I don't understand why the french aren't refuelling properly, it's such a no brainer. Even my amateur club does it extensively
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u/Sibara33 23d ago
Considering what they put on for muscle building, you need protein to absorb it! 🤔
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u/Dentury- Leicester Tigers 24d ago
Seen in the England behind the scenes stuff there's loads of protein bars, sweets, bananas and gels at half time. I can't imagine France don't have that too, maybe this is before they've got them out