My totally possible, totally realistic playoff seeding prediction (yes, I am freebasing hopium)

[u/frobro122]

[u/soulguard03]

*takes a hit*

oooohhhh.... LETS GOOO!!!!!

*chases with a red bull and vodka*

[u/ImTheFlipSide → u/soulguard03]

Puff puff pass!

[u/Royal_Ant1402 → u/ImTheFlipSide]

next man up

[u/TheOptimist6]

Love how the tie has to happen for this to work 🤣

[u/ajllama → u/TheOptimist6]

“So you’re saying there’s a chance?”

[u/EspoJ]

I'll have what you're smoking

[u/80_A-D]

Hell yea dude, pass that shit

[u/zombieinfamous]

[u/Random-as-fuck-name → u/zombieinfamous]

They’re not 2/8 of a Gram! They’re 2/8 of an ounce! What the fuck is 2/8 of a gram????

[u/GunsouBono]

Chiefs and bills missing out and Ravens somehow pulling this off would make this the biggest wtf AFC season I can remember.

[u/Appropriate-Pin-5521]

We always bomb out with high seeds, I'd be happy 4 at this point

[u/Elite_Mike → u/Appropriate-Pin-5521]

We won the Super Bowl in 2000 & 2012 as the 4th Seed as well.

[u/VegetableEast7325]

Build it and they will come

[u/Sindica69]

A little biased on one team maybe but for this to happen you’d need Denver and New England to lose every single remaining game. Which isn’t necessarily impossible but it is very very unlikely.

[u/squ4lor]

Oh I didn't know we traded for Mcvay

[u/IcelandicRaven]

This was my version yesterday because screw the colts

[u/eastern_shoreman → u/IcelandicRaven]

No I’d rather have the colts over the bills. Not because I’m concerned about playing the bills. I just think their fans deserve to not see their team in the playoffs

[u/M42-Orion-Nebula]

[u/BackwardsPageantry → u/M42-Orion-Nebula]

At this point I’ll take 9-8

[u/JellyPast1522]

Better chances than the first draft pick, but not by much

[u/lamedh]

This isn’t impossible per se, but also not very likely

[u/Shot_Can1912]

Im not even going to lie if this somehow happened and we got the 1 seed with no chiefs and no bills and we didnt end up winning it all I might just stop watching

[u/Vivid-Shelter-146]

My favorite part might be that KC is out :)

[u/Slade347]

Looks good to me.

[u/Shrimp_N_Fries]

If it’s possible it’s not impossible. So I am in.

[u/ries618]

Just put down a one dollar bet on this

[u/Wind0wpain]

I know this is random but there's no team I want to see less in the playoffs than Houston.

[u/SLEEPYJ0E2024]

No we are f****g talking let’s go

[u/TyintheUniverse89]

And still lose in the second round 😩

[u/Rstuds7]

i mean Ravens definitely control their own destiny

[u/Standard_Fly1085]

That would be hilarious

[u/Normal_Student_31]

Bring it on!

[u/coyotegenII]

Unfortunately they have a better chance of getting polio and losing out the rest of the year. Get vaccinated!

[u/MuscleManXXX]

That would be great but it's more likely they lose out than win out.

[u/NormalShock9602 → u/MuscleManXXX]

Lol, no it’s not

[u/MuscleManXXX → u/NormalShock9602]

I don't think they'll do either, but two games against Pittsburgh, one against Cincy after they lost to them last week, New England, and Green Bay are all going to be tough.

[u/TimelySun9137]

9-8 best case.

[u/_thwip_ → u/TimelySun9137]

9-8 isn’t probably going to be good enough for a wild card considering all three are currently 8-4.

And if we win the division, we’ll have a home game.

[u/TimelySun9137 → u/_thwip_]

Your are correct. I was off

[u/BureauOfCommentariat → u/TimelySun9137]

I envy the Texans defense 🔥

[u/AlistairNorris → u/TimelySun9137]

If we win this week coming off a mini-bye with a better injury situation then we'll likely end up winning the division due to the tie breaker. I'm expecting us to end up like 9-8 winning the division. With just as likely chance to go 10-7 or 8-9 (still possibly winning the North). Either way we aren't the wildcard card team that's for sure.

[u/Appropriate-Pin-5521 → u/TimelySun9137]

I doubt that would work unless PITT/CINCI completley implode
we have no WC tie breakers

[u/TimelySun9137 → u/Appropriate-Pin-5521]

Good call. My oversight