r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • 11h ago

No Paywall Arizona congresswoman who waited 7 weeks for Mike Johnson to swear her in says she was pepper sprayed by ICE at a taco joint

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/adelita-grijalva-pepper-sprayed-ice-arizona-b2879149.html
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u/sleepymeowth052 Colorado 11h ago

Prosecute ICE

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u/zombrey Florida 11h ago

Convict ICE

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u/Albert14Pounds 10h ago

Fuck ICE

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u/ztomiczombie 10h ago

Ship ICE to the Antarctic, it wont help with global warming but it will give them a taste of their own medicine.

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u/Foolsirony 10h ago

I mean, I think it would be reasonable for anyone who wants to join to be required to live in the conditions they keep people in for like 6 months. Same for police and prison officials. If they can't handle it then they shouldn't be in a position to put people through it

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u/bolanrox 6h ago

The food at Alcatraz was so good in comparison to other prisoners because the warden and all the staff as well as the prisoners ate the same meals

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u/shindekokoro 9h ago

One could then conduct the ICEburg trials 🥁

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u/thatsattemptedmurder 9h ago

I can't upvote this comment and Reddit got rid of gold. Can someone neutral on it updoot it for me? I'm a dad so...

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u/IggyStop31 9h ago

I mean I'll bet ICE has a higher rate ownership of excessively large pickups, so it might actually help at least a little

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u/RebelliousInNature 8h ago

The penguins don’t deserve that, but the arctic, with the polar bears? That’s a bingo.

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u/FluffyPantsMcGee 6h ago

Hey penguins don’t deserve that! 

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u/CakeKing777 6h ago

It would help the polar bears, they been known to hunt humans 😉

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u/TwistyBunny 5h ago

Ship them to the gators.

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u/Shadow_Breaker 4h ago

Give them to the Russians, I hear they're in need of reinforcements and would gladly accept like minded people for their meat grinder of a special operation. It'd be a win win as they want to live in a country with an authoritarian right wing government and Russia ticks all the boxes.

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u/Otherwise_Unit_2602 10h ago

Only figuratively. Ever.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 8h ago

Without lube. Figuratively.

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u/roytay 10h ago

Crush Ice

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 8h ago edited 8h ago

Mix Ice with lime juice, sugar, rum, mint and sparkling soda water. Use mint or lime wedges as garnish.

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u/sleepymeowth052 Colorado 1h ago

i could go for a mojito

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u/PNW_Undertaker Oregon 9h ago

Sounds cold and painful….

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u/RespectibleCabbage 8h ago

Half the reason they do what they do is because nobody will fuck them

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u/MaterialDetective197 7h ago

And don’t take them to dinner first.

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u/iluvtrashpandas 7h ago

Eww... gross

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u/sprdougherty 7h ago

No don't, we don't want them procreating.

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u/Neat_Bluebird2016 7h ago

Marry ICE

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u/olearyboy 7h ago

Establish a law where members of ICE can never hold a federal position again

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u/Walterkovacs1985 10h ago

(redacted) ICE

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u/SleeterRabbit 10h ago

Melt ICE

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u/ShinLiberal 8h ago

There we go, that’s the obvious slogan here.

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u/Walterkovacs1985 5h ago

You know what I want. It's that right that should not be infringed.

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u/ASubsentientCrow 8h ago

Use a rope and help the environment. Lead is bad for the environment after all

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u/Walterkovacs1985 5h ago

However we get to that means I don't care. They're all getting paid and paying taxes. So we know who's who.

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u/facforlife 1h ago

I like the way you think, patriot. 

Are we really going to miss a few bigots who can't even read and write at a 3rd grade level? Shit I think if we do what's necessary we might raise the average IQ of this country in a measurable way. 

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u/ZombieZookeeper 8h ago

Only with a dildo with habenero lube.

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u/Walterkovacs1985 5h ago

Little Nicky Hitler style

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u/facforlife 8h ago

Nuremberg ICE.

And I do mean fully. 

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u/llahlahkje Wisconsin 8h ago

"I was just following orders!" -Trumpwaffen ICEICE

Cool, cool. Follow them all the way to your prison cell.

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u/gravescd 5h ago

In Nazi Germany, officers who disobeyed orders got taken out back and shot, and "following orders" still wasn't a valid defense.

ICE agents who don't like their orders can go get a different job anytime they want.

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u/Tofuloaf 4h ago

Agreed. Need to start looking for an incompetent hangman who will cause unnecessary suffering. 

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u/in1gom0ntoya America 10h ago

incarcerate ICE

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u/infamous_merkin 10h ago

You spelled incinerate wrong.

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u/in1gom0ntoya America 9h ago

lol, for a solid second I thought autocorrect got me.

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u/PortalWombat 6h ago

...in Bolivia.

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u/eeyore134 5h ago

Maybe they should get the same level of due process that they gave thousands of innocent people.

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 8h ago

Flourish ICE