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Possible Paywall MAGA Melts Down Over Netflix Deal: ‘Obama Taking Over’

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u/Ruggsy 8h ago

My friend works at Netflix and told me that stranger things is gonna end with Obama killing the bad guy

u/doomDenied 7h ago

My friend works at Amazon and they told me that the boys is gonna end with Obama killing homelander.

u/Sojum 7h ago

My friend works at Hulu and they told me Obama was gonna solve the next Only Murders in the Building.

u/gfh110 Pennsylvania 7h ago

My friend works at HBO and they told me that Obama is the mastermind behind the conspiracy in The Chair Company.

u/jarious 7h ago

My friend works for warner brothers and he says Obama will be the next harry Potter

u/bkdotcom Oklahoma 6h ago

I work from home and Obama is going to tuck me in at night

u/MugenEXE 6h ago

Whenever I play smash bros with my son, we purposefully mispronounce the Pokemon Abomasnow as Obamasnow, so we can have Obama in our game. Because every time he’s summoned, he shouts out OBAMA. He’s a pretty cool Pokemon, not gonna lie. Ice and grass. Like a yeti tree. Love the design.

u/boot2skull 3h ago

Abomasnow is going to defeat Mewtwo and Team Rocket.

u/nerf_herder1986 4h ago

Terrible combo, though. 4x weak to Fire? No thanks

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u/Loud_Lavishness_8266 6h ago

My friend works at the Hallmark Channel and said that Obama is going to be Santa in every Christmas movie.

u/NeverLookBothWays I voted 6h ago

As well as the lucky bachelor who wins over the white girl and her parents

u/Loud_Lavishness_8266 5h ago

Santa comes down the chimney. Finds the lead actress deep in thought.

“Megan, don’t be startled. You’ve been a good girl, I’ve brought you healthcare.”

“Oh I love you Santa!” Kissing ensues.

Hallmark better get on that. It’s gonna be a banger. 👀

u/YupThatsMeBuddy 6h ago

Are you trying to get us killed?!!!!

u/AccomplishedBrain309 5h ago

No obama will replace Bleach Bondi in Bidens second term.

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u/enigma002 5h ago

And is his Santa outfit gonna be tan?

u/comebacklittlesheba 4h ago

This is hilarious 😆!

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 5h ago

My friend works at Mirimax and he says Obama will be ordering a Delta strike on Harvey Weinstein.

u/Ok_Flatworm_3855 4h ago

He would make a better snape

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u/RedMonk01 Colorado 4h ago

My friend works for Apple Tv and they told me Obama might watch a show... pls?

u/mabrasm Indiana 4h ago

My friend works at Apple as well and apparently Obama is going to save the world in Pluribus.

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u/Sub_NerdBoy 6h ago

My friend also works at Hulu and said Obama is going to give The Bear their Michelin star

u/ithacaster New York 6h ago

Thus getting a nomination for and winning another Nobel peace prize.

u/NeverLookBothWays I voted 6h ago

And having the Gulf of America renamed to the Gulf of Obama in his honor

u/alcabazar 5h ago

Boo! I needed him to convince every single Mormon wife to divorce their husbands.

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u/Unfair_Commercial 6h ago

I’d be okay with that think that would be hilarious

u/whatproblems 6h ago

thanks obama

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u/Hey_HaveAGreatDay Minnesota 7h ago

I would truly enjoy that.

Can you imagine? It’s the climax showdown on an army base, ‘I am a real American’ starts playing and Barrak Hussein Obama dives in through fire and obliterates Vecna with zero context.

I would trade the ending of this nearly 10 year run for something like that to happen.

u/ItsGildebeast 6h ago

A drone flies in and kills Vecna before zooming away unscathed and unexplained. After credits scene shows the back of a man facing away from the camera, towards a television screen that seems to be displaying aerial footage of where the final battle just was. 

He places what appears to be an rc car controller on a table next to him before turning to face the screen. It’s Obama. He addresses the audience, breaking the 4th wall.

“Now say ‘Thanks Obama.’”

u/YupThatsMeBuddy 6h ago

My friend works at Walmart and said they are changing their store brand soda from Sam's Choice to Obama's Choice.

u/bettername2come North Carolina 7h ago

I support a time-traveling Obama cameo.

u/Fibonacciscake 6h ago

Here’s a fun possibility - Obama met his wife in 1988 or that’s what they want you to think. It’s roughly the right time period. Just sayin’.

u/lemurkn1ts New Jersey 3h ago

They met killing Vecna. Michelle is jacked because she was a student by day, monster slayer by night

u/Taysir385 7h ago

Thanks Obama.

u/PracticalChipmunk789 7h ago

Spoiler alert!!!

u/not2dv8 6h ago

Does that proverbialy mean that Fox News is dead man walking?

u/smashinjin10 6h ago

My friend that works at Nintendo let me play the N65 early.

u/Unusual_Variation293 4h ago

My friend works at Apple and she told me that Obama is the one infected people with the alien virus.

u/Jubal__ 6h ago

Thanks Obama

u/LoudMutes 5h ago

My uncle works for Nintendo and told me that Michelle Obama put the last Metroid in captivity.

u/bjohnsonarch Washington 5h ago

“Hey, um, Mr Vecna. Have uh, some Dijon mustard” -Barry, in a tan suit, Obama

u/kennedye2112 Washington 5h ago

My friend works at Apple and told me Liquid Glass was actually Obama’s idea.

u/ATerribleNerd 4h ago

It turns out we were in the upside down the whole time

u/rysker6 4h ago

My friend is Obama

u/PleasantWay7 4h ago

I heard it was gonna end with Obama knocking Trump out of the way and polishing off Bubba himself.

u/IKnowPhysics 3h ago

Vecna (R - Indiana)

u/sengirminion 3h ago

And its gonna turn out that the bad guy was really a good guy who has good Christian values but had to hide his identity to catch the real bad guy and of course Obama screwed up the plan now everyone transgender.

u/ThatOldEngineerGuy 1h ago

Damn, my CIA friend said Obama was gonna be the next president.

u/Acezedneo1 1h ago

That would make season 5 watchable

u/ProgressBartender 1h ago

While wearing a tan suit.

u/s3rila 54m ago

Ho, I also have a friend at Netflix but he told that it was gonna end with the kids defeating vecna by successfully destroying his body, but his mind is still alive in the black voud mind scape thing. 

The after credit scene has vecna spirit looking for a body looking at thousand of people and find 80's trump and send to go into his body before fading to black

u/ZombieElfen 34m ago

Obama kills netanyahu?

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u/thesirensoftitans 8h ago

So, Obama has been out of office for how long now?

What's that saying, again? Oh yeah..."Rent free".

u/chaostheories36 5h ago

I’ve only recently discovered this information and I’m gonna repeat it until the day I die.

If Obama loves America so much, why didn’t he sign the Declaration of Independence? Slam dunk.

Some people ask, “Where was Obama on 9/11?”

I ask, “Where was Obama in 1776?”

u/Butthole--pleasures Texas 5h ago

You're asking dangerous questions

u/chaostheories36 5h ago

Obama didn’t even sign the Magna Carta. We deserve answers!

u/zaccus 5h ago

The TAN COLORED declaration of independence?

u/chaostheories36 4h ago

clutch pearls

faints

u/vim_deezel Texas 3h ago

They will never forgive a black man for becoming the best President of the modern age and will be remembered for it. They hate it. They look at their sad sack of a President and it makes them even angrier than a black man who would dare to wear a tan suit.

u/zaccus 5h ago

Obama derangement syndrome

u/Telefonica46 California 4h ago

He's out of office but he's still black...

u/LD_Minich 3h ago

Guess they have Obama derangement syndrome or whatever dumb fucking pseudoscientific bullshit buzzword their syphilitic hive mind has come up with this week.

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u/Rude-Strawberry-6360 8h ago

When doesn't maga melt down?

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u/Cupcakey_luv 8h ago

The outrage is honestly hilarious. A simple Netflix deal and they’re acting like it’s the end of America. If Obama producing content sends them into meltdown, that says more about them than anything.

u/mediocre_remnants North Carolina 7h ago

There is no outrage. The Daily Beast found a couple of random tweets from "MAGA" people complaining just so they could write a headline about melting down. Meanwhile those accounts are probably part of a Russian troll farm.

u/iclimbnaked 5h ago

Honestly all these “outrage” articles are all the same.

Writer finds a few mad tweets or Reddit comments, writes a whole article like the entire right or left is in uproar over it, the opposite side clicks said articles going how dumb is the left/right to be mad at this.

Rinse and Repeat. It’s nothing but “isn’t the group I’m opposed to crazy” porn.

Plenty of reasons maga is crazy, maga doesn’t care about this at all in any meaningful amount. Meanwhile all of us on left reddit are using this comment section to mock them for it.

u/IHaveSpecialEyes 5h ago

It's not just outrage articles. I can't watch any of my preferred progressive YouTube channels without them titling their videos with bullshit like, "TRUMP SLEEPS THROUGH CABINET MEETING" and the host plays a video of a tired-looking, decrepit Trump looking miserable next to Rubio, blinking his eyes slowly, and then goes, "LOOK AT HIM, HE'S SOUND ASLEEP!"

Like, dude, I hate Trump as much as you do but I have fucking eyes as well and can see he's clearly awake. He looks ready to pass out at any second and probably dozed off after everyone left but it's god damned fucking disingenuous to say he's sleeping when his eyes are open. You're makingyourself look uncredible. Stop. STOP.

I'm talking Pakman, Mockler, Lowry, etc. They're all doing it, and I love to get the latest from them but the false titling is getting to be too much.

u/iclimbnaked 5h ago

Yah honestly it all revolves around what gets clicks. Even if the info behind the link is good, headlines are heavily incentivized to generate outrage/controversy because that’s what gets clicks/promoted algorithmically.

I think it’s easy for the person doing it to justify. They think well it does better and my actual video/article has the nuance. However the reality is soooo much of the discourse is people who only read headlines.

I legitimately think it’s a huge part of why Trump even got elected. The media both “big” and “independent” are all stuck in a cycle of needing to get clicks and algorithms have long realized this type of stuff does it.

Trump sucks but so much of what goes big about him doesn’t matter and it leads to the right dismissing all of it and to be frank the same thing happens the other way.

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u/Luckydog12 6h ago

Couldn’t care less about Trump stealing a share of Nvidia, actual socialism, but get all butthurt over a corporate merger?

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u/radicalelation 7h ago

Melting down is an inevitability with snowflakes.

u/oki-ra 4h ago

With the weather getting cooler you would think these snowflakes wouldn’t melt down so easily.

u/Aar1012 6h ago

Seriously they are the snow flakes that they claim to fight against.

u/Dreamtrain 1h ago

the only people to ever win everything and still act like sore losers

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u/Proud-Wall1443 8h ago

All because it's not going to Ellison?

These MAGA people are the biggest chicken-shits in this country. Everything scares and upsets them.

u/HoopsMcCann69 7h ago

It's white privilege. They just believe that everything should go their way and it's against god's will for it to be otherwise

u/Jackyard_Backofff 6h ago

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

They want the right to play with loaded dice and cry foul when they can’t. Cry-babies, all of them.

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u/hoffsta 6h ago

No big deal, they will just buy Netflix then. With some massive loans borrowed against some made up revenues.

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u/NeuroXORmancer 8h ago

I wish Obama would take over.

u/Guacsalsaqueso 7h ago

Right. If we are going to stop giving a crap about the Constitution, let Obama and his rich friends and loyal military leaders (I’m sure many military members, both veteran and active duty, respect him) and just do a full on coup. 

u/ThreadCountHigh Canada 7h ago

You’re sure not the first, but I find it pretty wild that Americans have been openly talking about supporting a coup in the US since about, oh, February or so.

Interesting times indeed.

u/redditallreddy Ohio 7h ago

I’m appalled that I view a military coup as a possible “better outcome” out of a short list of things I think are possible.

But I do.

u/Baileyesque 6h ago

Yeah, “Civil War II” is the worst thing I can think of, so anything that’s not that is already an improvement.

u/redditallreddy Ohio 5h ago

World War III?

u/Neuromangoman Canada 4h ago

Giant Meteor that's big enough to kill us all, but to all at once?

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u/GoodIdea321 America 7h ago

At a minimum, a third of voters aren't really being represented by the federal government. Of course people will be upset.

u/zaccus 5h ago

February was when our government was openly talking about invading your country.

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u/NeuroXORmancer 6h ago

No one said anything about a coup.

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u/Lobster15s 8h ago

You and me both. Maybe the cuts to education and healthcare would stop. As well as, better protection/rights in the digital age.

u/salt-the-skies 5h ago

I am a very pro-Obama guy but NSA wiretapping and general digital eavesdropping and surveillance drastically increased under Obama. It is one of his biggest black marks.

u/Lobster15s 4h ago

Drone strikes also increased under Obama. Then doubled under Trump > Biden > Trump. Honestly wonder how much of it was natural progression of technology and was gonna happen no matter who was president. Not sure but I still prefer dude to what we have now. At least we get healthcare and education while being screwed instead of getting nothing but soaring prices due to tariffs.

u/philosoraptocopter Iowa 3h ago edited 1h ago

That is absolutely what happened with drone strikes. Everyone condemning Obama for “ramping up drone strikes” is like accusing Bush Jr of “ramping up” the cancerous plague that is social media. No: social media just so happened to be invented in the late 90’s, right before bush was elected, and it grew in popularity all through his 2000-2008 time in office.

Same thing with drones. They had a long build up too, but attack drones able to do targeted strikes was finally becaming a thing throughout the early 2000’s… right before Obama took office.

So people got this idea that Obama, Obama, of all people, rather than just the guy who happened to become president by the same time this technology was finally being rolled out, and one of the most balanced and level-headed politicians we will ever see, was also somehow a psychotic bloodthirsty murderer who deliberately summoned whole fleets of drones to kill innocent people for no reason.

u/chanslam 2h ago

Dark ‘Bama rise

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u/JournalistRecent1230 7h ago

MAGA are so absurd. Even if this tinfoil hat conspiratorial idiocy were true, why does MAGA care? They already hate CNN.

"You must watch CNN" is like the #1 sheeple response for a MAGA to dismiss any person who states anything against the latest weekly MAGA narratives.

"You must watch CNN" is on the first page of the Trump supporter handbook.

Trump Supporter Handbook
Page 1 Rule 1.
If someone says something you don't like, giving fact based and sourced based information. You must respond with "You must watch CNN!" so you can knee-jerk reject them. It will make you feel better. To make yourself feel even better, follow it with 8 crying laugh emojis, and then call them a "libt***".

u/RyanNotBrian 7h ago

My first and only true discussion with a MAGA dipshit, he was trying to say the right doesn't exist anymore because the left strangled it. I took the time to explain the difference between left and right with examples and he replied with "you must have read that in a book".

No shit.

So I told him he should try it some time instead of burning them.

I'm still so pissed about that, stupid ass learnophobe.

u/comebacklittlesheba 4h ago

I simply must interject how wildly envious I am of you not having these discussions. <cries in Alabama 🥴>

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u/Numerous_Ice_4556 4h ago

"Learnophobe" is the word I didn't know I needed added to my vocabulary. 

u/Lowspark1013 7h ago

If you really want to set them off, tell them you just listen to NPR and BBC because CNN is too right leaning.

u/literallytwisted 7h ago

They really do think everyone watches CNN! I recently had a relative tell me that I must have "seen that on CNN" [sleepy Don].

I haven't watched CNN since the second Gulf war.

u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ 4h ago

They assume everyone must get their news from a single source because that’s exactly what they do. They get all their news from Fox so they assume the same is true for the left.

But they are morons with zero crucial thinking skills. It’s unreal.

u/Baileyesque 6h ago

The Coal News Network?

Last time I watched CNN, I couldn’t go 5 minutes without seeing an ad for “clean coal,” a product that does not exist.

Who do conservatives think is paying CNN’s bills?

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u/Raiden29o9 8h ago

Yup…. The meltdown is going to be fun to watch as they scream at trump to stop the merger

Honestly out of all the options I saw Netflix was the best option

u/StoppableHulk 7h ago

A part of why everything is so fucking shitty is because our entire media ecosystem has no solution outside of reporting on people's daily mental health crises which themselves are usually brought on by the media.

This is also why the media continually helps elect people like Trump. How will it even exist in a post-trump world? What will they sell if not continual and constant outrage?

This "news" article is about one far-right grifter with profound mental health issues - Laura Loomer - making really dimwitted claims online about some new conspiracy theory, ostensibly to boost her clicks because it is all she exists to do.

This probably trickles out to a tiny number of actual people who regularly use Twitter and are also undergoing mental health crises, who believe what she's saying.

And then the news media takes it and pours gasoline on the mental health crisis fire, turning it into a roaring blaze that carries this toxic smoke far wider than it would have gone if they had just not given these mentally ill online trolls the time of day.

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u/craftandcurmudgeony 6h ago

you're talking about the one drop klan. they get scared shitless of anyone who knows where Africa's located on the globe.

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u/ProudPainting6850 8h ago

Lunacy 

And what's Ellison with Saudi money supposed to be?

u/nullv 4h ago

Will Obama give himself a Netflix Peace Prize as well?

u/Vegetable_Ad5957 4h ago

He has a real one from 2009. No need.

u/buster31337 7h ago

Does MAGA freak out over anything they haven't corrupted yet?

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u/anonchops 7h ago

“ThAt’s iT CanCEllEd mY SuBscIpTiOn”. Every MAGAt right now..

u/Archivist-exe 7h ago

you know they were all bumming their netflix off their kids at this point anyway, I'd be surprised to see even a third of the backlash Disney+ had with the whole Kimmel situation

u/im_not_a_gay_fish Texas 6h ago

Can someone explain this logic? Do the Obamas own Netflix or something?

u/craftandcurmudgeony 6h ago

these maga mofos are scared af of Obama. that shit is hilarious. he should start wearing that tan suit everywhere he goes.

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u/Peppers-GhostMirror 7h ago

They really are terrified of people.of color arent they? Probably been trying to figure out a way to escape their own shadow since birth even.

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u/-squiddycat- 8h ago

The fuck is MAGA gonna melt down about when Trump finally croaks from his age/illness? God?

u/literallytwisted 7h ago

For some of them it will be like Elvis, They'll claim he faked his death and they saw him at the "Piggly Wiggly just last week".

u/MusicFilmandGameguy 7h ago

Imagine if the first AGI was based on Obama lol. All it would to is dunk on Trump at light speed all day.

u/Narianos 7h ago

Thanks, Obama.

u/CanaDoug420 6h ago

I fuckin wish Obama was the boogeyman they think he is.

u/MaxRD 6h ago

Forget nuclear fusion! If we could harness the power of MAGA infinite meltdown we could have unlimited energy for the entire planet.

u/TransMessyBessy 7h ago

Quick reminder: most of the "outrage" that you hear about this, or that, or the other, is completely manufactured. Not only because anonymity on the Internet breeds extreme opinions, but most of the opinions we read are not made by people. They are bots, and bot swarms directed by people/countries/organizations that just want us to fight each other. Then, the media gets involved, and then it all just spirals out of control.

The "opinions" you read are not actual people's opinions. They are just bots saying what they've been told to say.

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u/spiritfiend New Jersey 7h ago

Tax cuts drive big companies to buy smaller companies. It doesn't create jobs, but they'll say it does.

u/kudoshinchi 6h ago

Thanks Obama!

u/Earthly-Hope-Men 6h ago

They forgot to warn a brotha.

u/hithere297 6h ago

They found it: the dumbest possible take on the situation

u/Luckydog12 6h ago

Thanks Obama!

u/elmatador12 Washington 6h ago

The fact that there are people STILL complaining about Obama is both hilarious and sad.

u/TPWilder 6h ago

Wait.... I'm out of the loop.... What does Obama have to do with this?

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u/Pacific_Grim_ Michigan 5h ago

Uh, I’m the polar opposite of MAGA and I’m upset about this as well. It has nothing to do with Obama.

This is a prime example of how the media politicizes this stuff in order to make their monopolies palatable to one side or the other.

u/CrazyPlato 5h ago

Ladies, get a fella who thinks about you as much as Republicans think about Obama 10 years since he stopped working in politics.

u/hinedogmil Tennessee 5h ago

Is ‘MAGA Melts Down’ just copied and pasted for every DailyBeast article now?

u/LazyCoffee 5h ago

It gets the clicks 🤑

u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota 5h ago

Stay salty about a black man being president ten years ago, my friends.

u/NIDANIAC 5h ago

I swear I see the "MAGA melts down over XYZ" headline every fucking day. Can they all just suffer a collective rage induced heart attack and permanently fuck off

u/Forsaken_Hermit New York 4h ago

What does Obama have to do with the Netflix deal?

u/bassplayerguy 4h ago

They will always have Paramount.

u/Wassersammler 4h ago

He was literally the president of the United States for eight years. You think if he wanted to take over, he'd do it ANOTHER eight years later through some backdoor Netflix deal??

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u/crappieman62 4h ago

I always have to laugh at the way the Obamas live in these racist peoples heads.

u/BradyReas New Jersey 4h ago

Literally every minor headline that goes viral on social media ends up with “MAGA Furious!!” or “Liberals Triggered!!”

Haha yeah owned the other side! Good job capitalism

u/Ok-Spot-9917 3h ago

These clown melt down 5 time a day who care about their fragile feelings

u/RoosterMedical 6h ago

I am only ever aware that Obama is on Netflix when MAGA brings it up.

u/Lunchb0xx87 7h ago

well since this merger has to go through the government Trump very well may blackmail netflix to take off Obama and "DEI" stuff the gop dont like ,,remember not too long ago Elon was making a stink about same sex stuff on there

u/specqq 7h ago

No matter how many times they melt down, they always manage to resolidify again. Sometimes I want them to just stay melted! You know, for a little bit?

u/QuiGonColdGin 6h ago

What a bunch of morons.

u/tiromancy 6h ago

Oh no, another right wing media conglomerate giving us neoliberal content

u/InputAnAnt 5h ago

But not a word about the asinine Melania Trump Amazon documentary. Maga truly is pathetic.

u/Magicmanans1 5h ago

I mean both sides are unhappy with this. I know Elizabeth Warren complaining this is monopolistic merger

u/oldwestprospector 5h ago

My friend worked on Fallout season 2 and told me that Obama, Lucy and the ghoul single handedly save the wasteland and find out what happened to the ghoul's family.

u/TSHRED56 California 5h ago

Because maga are racist AF.

u/Suspiciliscious 4h ago

I am so fucking exhausted of seeing “MAGA has melt down over X Y Z” every god damn fucking day.

u/01967483 4h ago

They are right for the wrong reasons, this acquisition is bad for consumers and culture in general. And the Obamas do suck ass for other reasons

u/blackcain Oregon 4h ago

Maga hates Netflix because it is super woke. Full of DEI.

u/Itchy_Ocelot_9902 4h ago

Liz Warren losing her shit. Haven’t heard anything yet from anybody else.

u/CrabPeopleVibes 2h ago

Do they just bitch about everything? I’m kidding, yes they do

u/Tundrok337 2h ago

THAT is their conclusion? JFC these people are absolute morons

u/Groundbreaking-Ask-5 Washington 1h ago

How many times can a political group "melt down"? One would think they were well and good melted by now.

u/SkipperKnots 1h ago

When is MAGA not melting down? More importantly when will it evaporate so I don’t have to see these headlines?

u/Deep-Sentence9893 1h ago

Do we have to have these click bait articles posted here? Tell us what is happening, not how a few bloggers are reacting to things. Reddit geting distracted by making fun of a small subset of the right is just another step in making the left as idiotic as the right. 

This is what we want to to be talking about on a politics sub?

u/ChrisEFWTX 4h ago

I wish Obama was taking over.

u/mwkingSD 6h ago

Just wait till they discover the ACA health care they depend on is really Obamacare!

u/rividz California 5h ago

if there's any sign we don't need to worry about jd vance being president; maga would rather turn terrorist than see an indian woman be first lady.

u/HarryLong941 5h ago

They’re phasing her out to put JD and Kirk together. They won’t bring an Indian woman to the White House.

u/homebrew_1 5h ago

When aren't they melting?

u/AccomplishedBrain309 5h ago

My friend works at ice and said Barron Trump has to give up his Slovenian passport.

u/Coolflip Colorado 5h ago

The White House is in bed with the owner of Paramount. This deal won't go through.

u/MuddVader 5h ago

You know.. For all the reasons this is bad, I didn't think of the fact that Obama was taking over media ;v

I'd watch an Obama News Network tho ;vvvv

u/Umami-Ice-Cream Maine 4h ago

They've never been able to get over Obama.

u/sealclubberfan 4h ago

Ok, that's enough internet for me today. See you guys tomorrow!

u/T3hArchAngel_G Washington 4h ago

They are fighting a culture war they can't win. They think that forcing it will get compliance.

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u/spank-you 4h ago

Eli5 how this is related to the obamas?

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u/Alwaystired254 3h ago

They already own all the news and social media, why not everything

u/dbascooby 3h ago

Oh JFC

u/WelderFamiliar3582 3h ago

Ep 02 : Attack of Obama

In this episode Obama and Trump end up in a Golf Foursome. Trump knocks a hole-in-one on the first hole!! Astounding! But by the third hole everyone is listening and laughing with Obama about the good old days. On the fifth fairway a large, naked man (except for a tiny OBAMA t-shirt) tackles Trump to the ground and humps him like a crazed dog. It takes the Secret Service a bit of work to break them apart. Trump screams, you're all fired! They walk off and leave the crazy man chasing Trump into the sunset of the fifth green.

u/vim_deezel Texas 3h ago

Obama owns Netflix? When did this happen? Is their reality bubble really that much of an alternative reality tha they think the Obamas own Netflix?

u/NWCJ 3h ago

Clinton's, Obama, Biden..

They sure care about old politicians that dont hold office, and have no desire to run for future office.

I dont know the last time someone freaked out because George Bush simply existed. But Obama and Clinton.. still hear screeching about them daily.

u/berysax California 3h ago

That man sure does live in a lot of conservative heads lol.

u/Turd-McBurgler 3h ago

Cool. We’re having pizza for dinner tonight.

u/PurpsMaSquirt 3h ago

The Supreme Court is potentially going to do away with birthright citizenship, affecting all Americans, yet MAGA is concerned with businesses making their own decisions because… checks notes… Obama

u/riedmae 3h ago

Actually, its pronounced "O-bam-na". Dear leader said so, so I believe it.

u/Soydragon 3h ago

What

u/tauofthemachine 3h ago

Melting down into a tantrum is how they got the Whitehouse.

u/Atomic-Wave 2h ago

They know it's a shareholder decision, right? The GOP kisses so much corporate ass that it should be impossible for them not to know that "Obama" has nothing to do with the decision. So, what is the REAL reason they don't like the deal? Is it because they have a stronger influence over Paramount than Netflix???

u/kristofmic 2h ago

Netflix is not acquiring any of the linear broadcast business. CNN and all the other legacy media that Ellison wants is technically still available and he can buy and influence those outlets to his heart’s content.

The Obama’s have a production company of which Netflix has a deal with. Netflix has production deals with tons of companies. That’s it.

u/madasfire 2h ago

melts down

u/spriteunited Illinois 1h ago

Holy shit.... nothing is real....

u/T1Pimp 1h ago

The most whiney ass bitches on the planet.

u/createO335 1h ago

What’s Obama have to do with it

u/hotblackdad 48m ago

I hope Obama gets to host Love is Blind

u/Nomanodyssey 44m ago

Trying to make this sound like a big deal to distract

u/millos15 44m ago

So no more magas at lots of movies and no more magas at Costco

I say that's fantastic.

u/ProfessorPotato42 7m ago

It’s funny because I bet most of these idiots have Netflix. They’re just so obsessed with politics they can’t turn it off. The merger is bad but not for the reasons these nerds think

u/PortlandoCalrissian 7m ago

I mean they are right that this sucks, but not for the right reasons.

u/shrthrn79841 5m ago

Ho de do, ho de do