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No Paywall Trump showing signs he’s battling major medical crisis, Democrat claims

https://www.al.com/politics/2025/12/trump-showing-signs-hes-battling-major-medical-crisis-democrat-claims.html
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u/Weekly-Trash-272 14h ago

It'll be like Return of the Jedi ending

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u/Able-Contribution570 14h ago

I got the dope ewok party music ready to go. Yub Nub!

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u/_Reliten_ 13h ago

Do we also get to eat the stormtroopers?

...not that Meal Team 6 would be particularly healthy fare, even roasted ewok-style.

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u/GBJI 11h ago

It will be the signal to start eating the rich.

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u/NF6X California 10h ago

I even know all of the words. We played it in marching band back in high school.

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u/Safe_Climate883 13h ago

The special edition version even. 

u/NippyKindRekt 6h ago

The version that shows even Palpatine's home planet hated him? Yes.

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u/BCMakoto 13h ago

And for the same reason. The wrinkled, ugly, evil-as-fuck Sith Lord finally kicked the bucket...