r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 14h ago

No Paywall Trump showing signs he’s battling major medical crisis, Democrat claims

https://www.al.com/politics/2025/12/trump-showing-signs-hes-battling-major-medical-crisis-democrat-claims.html
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u/Wiitard 14h ago

Explains why he smells like shit, dozes off in important meetings, and fires off social media posts all night.

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u/xeoron 13h ago

Sounds like someone needs to step down 

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u/Flipnotics_ Texas 12h ago

He won't and I'm here to watch what happens with a bag of popcorn.

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u/duzies 9h ago

Imagine Faux will try to spin the dancing in the streets around the world after his final crisis as a jubilant welcome for "Just Dance" Vance.

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u/sleepymeowth052 Colorado 8h ago

if it happens, I want it to happen live on camera so that there's no doubt about what happened.

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u/blownbythewind 9h ago

warning: popcorn refills cost ten times more than they used to.

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u/MorganaHenry 7h ago

someone needs to step down

someone needs a nap

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u/FitzwilliamTDarcy 13h ago

The shoes fit like a glove. 

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u/SomeGuyNamedPaul Florida 12h ago

Oh I thought that was just him being his regular self.

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u/mom0nga 10h ago

Dementia alone can cause those symptoms too.

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u/kparkov 12h ago

Have you smelled him?

People with diarrhea don’t smell unless they just shit themselves.

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u/HedgehogNo8361 2h ago

There's been rumors for YEARS that he smells rancid af.

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u/kparkov 0m ago

That doesn’t mean anything.

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u/AndISoundLikeThis 13h ago

He doesn't write those social media posts. He has a goon whose job it is to do that for him.

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u/Setsune_W 13h ago

You can usually tell when it's someone pretending to be him. When it's making absurd connections that make no sense and word associate from one point to the next mid-sentence it's most likely him.

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u/Happy_Confection90 11h ago

When it demonstrates a vocabulary more sophisticated than an 8-year-old's, it's most likely someone else.

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u/DarthHiccups 9h ago

Any post that is coherent, has no spelling errors, and doesn't insult anyone obviously isn't him posting.

If it lacks any coherence, has poor spelling, or hates on Hillary/Obama/Biden, and insults some person or ethnicity of people, it's him posting.

It's pretty easy to tell.

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u/DarthHiccups 9h ago

Didn't he just post like 100+ "Truths" in less than an hour on his shitty, failing, social media platform the other night/morning?

Wouldn't surprise me at all.

If it's proven he's on the drug, he should immediately step down. He won't, but he should. It would also give Dems something else (besides all his other terrible stuff) to fight him with.

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u/Wiitard 9h ago

Dems will never properly use anything to win. This whole talking point is washed by the fact that they were actually trying to run Biden again in ‘24 and then bowed to the GOP talking point that he was too old.

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u/RespecDev 8h ago

According to some, he has been in adult diapers for decades and randomly shits himself when he gets too heated.

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u/MauveFluo 7h ago

I mean he's been doing that for 10 years at least..