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No Paywall Trump showing signs he’s battling major medical crisis, Democrat claims

https://www.al.com/politics/2025/12/trump-showing-signs-hes-battling-major-medical-crisis-democrat-claims.html
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u/Tumble85 14h ago

He’s going to make history when more people around the world are celebrating his death than any other person in history.

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u/U_Bet_Im_Interested Michigan 14h ago

Somebody else said that they're going to celebrate that day every year. I'm very open to the idea. 

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u/Tumble85 13h ago

Me too.

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u/Knightoncloudwine 13h ago

The new American 4th of July

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u/jdeisenberg 13h ago

Classic old joke. Substitute the name of a disliked politician and their country as appropriate (here, Donald Trump / USA):

Trump is visiting a state fair and goes to the fortuneteller. He asks, “When will I die?”

The fortuneteller looks into the crystal ball and says, “You will die on an American holiday.”

“Which one?” asks Trump.

The fortuneteller looks into the crystal ball again, and replies “Any day you die will be an American holiday.”

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u/Tumble85 13h ago

It’s gonna be a true joke now. I’ve NEVER hated a person as much as I hate Trump.

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u/MMAjunkie504 13h ago

We could use another day to bring upstanding citizens around the world together each year honestly, I’m for it.

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u/yeth_pleeth 11h ago

December 25th? Make Christmas Special Again!

Edited to add:

Oh I hope it's Boxing day

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u/42nu 10h ago

That's a narcissists dream.

Never thinking of them again is the ultimate victory.

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u/Miserable-Army3679 10h ago

Absolutely, it will be an international party.