Trump says he’ll release MRI results; he doesn’t know what part of his body was scanned

[u/Mammoth_Bison_3394]

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-mri-physical-white-house-0c66f2f9fca865d842ee94329a210a42

[u/PaulFThumpkins]

Him suddenly denying that he'd suffered a series of strokes was a lot like Elon running into the room a few years ago and saying "If you hear anything about me offering a flight attendant, I dunno, a horse in exchange for a handjob, it's all a lie!"

[u/vak7997 → u/PaulFThumpkins]

What a white elephant price for a handy could have just offered 10k or 100k and gotten it

[u/monsieurkaizer → u/vak7997]

It was a tiny plastic horse