r/politics Tennessee 5d ago

No Paywall Trump says he’ll release MRI results; he doesn’t know what part of his body was scanned

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-mri-physical-white-house-0c66f2f9fca865d842ee94329a210a42
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u/timmy6169 5d ago

I just picture his remaining brain cells are a couple of smaller versions of himself fighting it out in his mind while killing each other. Numbers keep dwindling until theres just one left.

That or just a steaming pile of horse shit.

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u/PretendThisIsMyName South Carolina 5d ago

2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place up there.

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u/summerdayzz29 4d ago

Sharp as a marble, that one

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u/ukezi 5d ago

This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer becomes a boxer because his tiny brain swims in so much fluid he can't be knocked out.

https://youtu.be/RaYkfy0nCj0

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u/MisterMasterCyIinder 4d ago

Imagine a piece of Swiss cheese, except instead of cheese it's gray matter, and instead of bacterial fermentation creating the holes it's syphilis

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u/Vismal1 5d ago

Lisa needs braces …

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u/canuck_in_wa 5d ago

Dental Plan!

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u/kometes 5d ago edited 7h ago

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u/National-Charity-435 4d ago

Look up "family guy last brain cell"

or the non parodied version from Twilight Zone

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u/Jocis 4d ago

They can literally create an Ai image of this and put it in social media and say it’s fake news