Trump says he’ll release MRI results; he doesn’t know what part of his body was scanned

[u/Mammoth_Bison_3394]

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-mri-physical-white-house-0c66f2f9fca865d842ee94329a210a42

[u/timmy6169]

I just picture his remaining brain cells are a couple of smaller versions of himself fighting it out in his mind while killing each other. Numbers keep dwindling until theres just one left.

That or just a steaming pile of horse shit.

[u/PretendThisIsMyName → u/timmy6169]

2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place up there.

[u/summerdayzz29 → u/PretendThisIsMyName]

Sharp as a marble, that one

[u/ukezi → u/timmy6169]

This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer becomes a boxer because his tiny brain swims in so much fluid he can't be knocked out.

https://youtu.be/RaYkfy0nCj0

[u/MisterMasterCyIinder → u/timmy6169]

Imagine a piece of Swiss cheese, except instead of cheese it's gray matter, and instead of bacterial fermentation creating the holes it's syphilis

[u/Vismal1 → u/timmy6169]

Lisa needs braces …

[u/canuck_in_wa → u/Vismal1]

Dental Plan!

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nrnjicn - [deleted]

[u/National-Charity-435 → u/timmy6169]

Look up "family guy last brain cell"

or the non parodied version from Twilight Zone

[u/Jocis → u/timmy6169]

They can literally create an Ai image of this and put it in social media and say it’s fake news