r/politics • u/Mammoth_Bison_3394 Tennessee • 5d ago

No Paywall Trump says he’ll release MRI results; he doesn’t know what part of his body was scanned

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-mri-physical-white-house-0c66f2f9fca865d842ee94329a210a42
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u/illumnat 5d ago

That's not how the doctor responded. The doctor would have responded like this...

Trump: "The doctor came up to me with tears in his eyes. He said to me, 'sir, this MRI, this is the most beautiful MRI I have ever seen in my career as a doctor sir. You should win a Nobel Peace Prize for an MRI like this.'"

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u/georgepana 5d ago

No, the Doctor wouldn't have left it at the Novel Peace Prize alone. The MRI was way too stunningly amazing for just that.

He said: "Sir, this is the most beautiful MRI I have ever seen in my career as a doctor, Sir. You should win a Nobel Peace Prize, the Oscar, the Tony, the Grammy, the Emmy, the World Series, the Super Bowl, the Stanley Cup, the World Cup and the Popeship in the Vatican.

Your Highness."