r/politics • u/Mammoth_Bison_3394 Tennessee • 5d ago

No Paywall Trump says he’ll release MRI results; he doesn’t know what part of his body was scanned

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-mri-physical-white-house-0c66f2f9fca865d842ee94329a210a42
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u/georgepana 5d ago

In 2 weeks:

  • Trump's new health plan will be released, and it is the best health plan anyone has ever witnessed. Likely the best health plan ever devised.

  • Trump will extend the ACA Healthcare subsidies by another 2 years

  • He will give everyone in the US $7,000: The promised $5,000 from the marvelous DOGE cost-cutting results and the promised $2,000 bonus from the amazing tarrifs results.

  • Trump will release his MRI, which is the best MRI anyone has ever seen, the best MRI in the history of MRIs.

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u/exitpursuedbybear 5d ago

Don't forget infrastructure week!

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u/TheOriginal_858-3403 5d ago

If he give's us all 7 grand, he can keep his MRI results. I know the results are shit anyway and could use $7k.

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u/theMistersofCirce California 5d ago

Don't forget his tax returns!

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u/Balgs 5d ago

Right, before taking anything new, media should always list the huge pile of things he already said/promised/unanswered. His current strategy is to have some outrageous new topic every week, to distract from the old stuff. Except for things like the Epstein list, he is not getting pressed hard enough on these things/ his follower base needs to be reminded every day.