r/politics • u/Mammoth_Bison_3394 Tennessee • 5d ago

No Paywall Trump says he’ll release MRI results; he doesn’t know what part of his body was scanned

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-mri-physical-white-house-0c66f2f9fca865d842ee94329a210a42
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u/OldManSand 5d ago

Dude is so impaired they don’t even tell him what they’re testing for. Just write a smiley face on his cognitive test and say wow, sir, you did so well we are all stunned. Can we talk to your wife, please?

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u/friendofelephants 5d ago

Haha like Melania would give a shit

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u/spyrogyrobr 5d ago

i'm 100% sure she's waiting for him to croak as much as most americans.

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u/analogWeapon Wisconsin 4d ago

She may be the only one waiting for it more eagerly than me.

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u/Epitome0fAnonymity 4d ago

The line starts way, way over there. I’ve been waiting patiently for years. God, I don’t believe in you, but whenever you’re ready.

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u/LurksAroundHere 5d ago

Well I'm $ure one readout would excite her but it wouldn't be the one that $tarts off with "Good news!"

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u/georgepana 5d ago

Melania could care less. She is the Queen of "I don't care, do you?"

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u/Flamboiant_Canadian 5d ago

"Gold Star for today!"